Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter…how sad :( I have been thinking of ways to get Lily and James together. ITZ NOT GOIN EASILY! BTW If you smart people who read my fanfic know that I did Lilly NOT Lily, CONGRATS! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A LOZER! Lolz…no you're not, you just have a really good sense of lozerness!

A/N: "The stupid people will always be with us!"

-My teacher on Religion (She's for S.S. though! Lolz)

What the hell happened to the word 'Love'?

"Hey babe…what's up?" Lupin said to Jeanne. Lupin somehow knew that Jeanne liked him, and he had fun torturing her. "Nothing." Jeanne said, blushing. Victoria noticed this and suddenly got REALLY pissed. She was getting red in the face, and Lily saw it. She chuckled to herself for a second, but then decided it would be better if she helped her friend. "Hey Victoria, can I see you in the dorm room?" Lily asked. Victoria turned to a normal color, and followed Lily.

"Hey…what's wrong?" Victoria asked, as if Lily was about to tell her a big secret. "Nothing is wrong with me…what's going on between you and Remus…or should I say 'the guy I you INCESSANTLY stare it'" Lily said with a little amusement. Victoria went red. "I don't like him…yes I do, who am I kidding…no, I don't like him…well, maybe I only like him a LITTLE…No I…" Victoria blabbed on and on just like that for about two minutes. When Victoria stopped speaking, Lily laughed hysterically. "What's so funny?" Victoria asked. She was totally clueless to how funny she actually was. Lily couldn't stop laughing enough to tell her, so Victoria started to laugh also. They continued to laugh until James knocked on the door. He didn't really knock. He kinda slammed the door down…he was kinda buff! "OOPS…oh well. I'll fix that now." James said. He flicked his wand, muttered a couple of words, and the door replaced itself like that. (Imagine someone snapping his or her fingers!) They all laughed for no apparent reason, and walked downstairs.

As soon as they got downstairs, they saw Remus and Jeanne going at it. Not the snogging 'at it', but the yelling screaming, cursing 'at it'. "Whoa…Whoa. What did you do to Jeanne?" Lily asked. "WHAT! What did I do to HER? Ask HER what she did to ME!" Remus said, half blushing, half serious. "Well…I…" Jeanne started. She was furious, but she was also blushing. Remus, who wanted Jeanne to say it at first burst in, "She started to snog me! OUT OF THE BLUE!" Remus said. Lily looked at Victoria, and she was as pale as a ghost. "Well…I just thought…you know…that you were interested." Jeanne said, now on the verge of tears. "No…I'm sorry I gave you that idea. I was just playing around. I like someone else." Remus said sincerely…and then blushed at the sight of Victoria. "OMG…girl he likes you!" Lily said in a not so silent whisper. "So what if I do…you like James!" Remus said defending himself. Victoria too stunned to talk before, now said, "You like me?" Remus blushed. "Yeah…I kinda do. Why do you like me?" Remus asked inquisitively. "Well…maybe a little." Victoria said in a small voice. "Cool!" Remus said. He and Victoria linked arms and walked out. "I CAN'T WIN!" Jeanne said before she left. That left Lily and James together.

"So," James started, "what do you want to do?" Lily and James were sitting on the Gryffindor common room's couch. They had just witnessed the Jeanne/Remus/Victoria massacre, and they were ready for some actual fun. "I don't know…I was hoping for a stroll outside maybe…get away from all this craziness." Lily replied. "Perfect idea Lily!" James thought. It gave James his two favorite things…other than Quidditch…snogging girls and breaking rules. "Alright, well lets get going than." James said. As soon as they got up, Sirius and Jeanne interrupted them. They were snogging when walking through the picture frame. They fell over, and they giggled. They didn't realize that James and Lily were watching them, so they got back to snogging. The only reason they realized that James and Lily was because they bumped into them. "Oh…sorry James. Didn't see you there." Sirius said. Sirius and Jeanne giggled again. "It's, uh…ok. Jeanne, didn't you JUST get over Remus?" James asked. "Well, yeah…but life's short, so I figured that I shouldn't waste time." Jeanne said, now blushing. "Ok…see you guys later." Lily said. "Ok." Jeanne and Sirius said at the same time. They giggled again. As soon as the two lovebirds were gone, James and Lily cracked up.

"So…why did you want to come out here?" James asked Lily. "Well, the moon is full tonight so I thought it would be…" Lily began before she got cut off. "It's the full moon tonight? SH…" James started. Lily put her hand on his mouth and pulled him to the ground. "Wow…she must REALLY like me…that's cause I'm so damn attractive!" James thought to himself. He leaned in for a kiss after she pulled her hand away, but was denied. "What do you think you're doing? I pulled you down so that we wouldn't be seen!" Lily said in a loud whisper. "Oh crap I blew it!" James thought. Lily looked really pissed. As soon as the teacher…whoever it was…left, so did Lily. "Lily, wait! I'm sorry!" James shouted after her. She didn't even turn around, but she lifted her hand and gave him a REALLY rude gesture. He was upset over it, but he couldn't waste time…Remus had to be followed…HE WAS STILL WITH VICTORIA!

"Remus…REMUS!" James shouted. It was 11:58 and James had just found Remus and Victoria. James had no time to get either Sirius OR Peter. "Remus…you don't look well. Do you want me to take you back to the common room?" Victoria asked. Neither Remus nor Victoria heard James. It was seconds until Remus transformed, so James knew what to do. He turned himself into his stag…his illegal Animagus…and knocked Victoria out of the way. She groaned when she hit the ground, but it was worth it. Remus had fully transformed into a werewolf, and was ready to kill anyone. James knocked Remus off his hind legs. (James had gotten REALLY good at it from former years) Remus yelped, but then ran after James. James pranced into the forbidden forest, taunting Remus. He had to get Remus away form Victoria somehow. By the time Remus transformed back, James was exhausted. He also had a HUGE test the next day. It was his first N.E.W.T. test, and he wanted to ace the test. "Damn you Remus! First Lily, now the test! You SO owe me!" James thought before sneaking into the Gryffindor common room carrying Remus and Victoria with him. It was 5:00. James lay Victoria on the couch, then walked up to the boy's dorm. James threw (literally) Remus onto his bed. He then collapsed on his own bed.

"James…JAMES! Wake up! It's 10:00, time for the huge Defense Against the Dark Arts test!" Sirius said to James, shaking him. James woke up with a groan. As soon as he was fully awake and up; he punched Sirius in his arm. "YOU forgot that it was a full moon last night. I had to fight Remus off of Victoria basically!" James said, pissed off. "Oh crap, that was last night?" Sirius said. "YEAH!" James said. "Ok…we don't have time to fight about this…we have to get to class!" Sirius said. "Fine! We'll talk about this later!" James said before running out of the dorm with Sirius.