-Straw Hat's And The Vampire Myth-
Friendly Fiend: Part 5
" You get what you ask for" Sanji say's as he jump's to the balcony towards Pent easily.
"What!" Pent says shocked.
Sanji lands on the balcony in front of Pent, lifts his foot behind himself and prepares to swing.
"You know I could have poisoned all the food in this mansion, considering I live alone and always have a thief problem now and then" the rat says cooly and no fear in his voice. Seriousness in his eye.
Sanji throws his foot up but stops his shoe an inch short below his chin. "Your bullshitting me aren't you?"
"The island's a jungle. Full of snakes and plants, all could be accessibly poisonous."
Pent smirked as he grabbed Sanji's foot and lowered it. "Tell your friends not to eat anything unless it's from the main kitchen and if they already have, just tell them to wash there mouths with warm water and make sure to rinse there mouth's out fully. Also, get out of my house by noon tomorrow and off my island by tomorrow night!"
Sanji spits is cigarette next to Pent's foot and jumps to the ledge on the other side of the lobby, landing next to the door Luffy and Usopp went threw. " I don't believe your crappie story one bit. But your lucky your feeding us." Sanji then turned around and went to the hallway that Luffy and Usopp had.
Pent smiles and turns back into the door that he came from, which entered into a hallway full of windows. " It's almost night" he says as he looks outside one.
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Sanji looks threw the doors, finding both Usopp and Luffy have fallen asleep in two rooms across the hall from each other. Luffy's bed, covered in juices and food leftovers. Sanji taste half the food in the hall for himself and just as he thought, Pent was lying. What a corny lie. He takes a room next to Usopp's and lies down. "Damn I'm tired!"
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Zolo and Nami trashed the meat cart, of course paying the vender for meal and damage, now reminiscing on how great all this food has been.
" God, meat never tasted so good" Zolo bragged, sitting down on the side of a building, patting his stomach.
" Your lucky I'm so full, that I don't care if you pay me back for the food" Nami said sleepily, probably full from the food.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAY YOU BACK!" Zolo barks back, waking Nami up more. " That was food spent on the crew, so it was from the crew's treasury, not yours."
Nami stood stunned at the fact Zolo actually said something smart and business like.
"HA!" Zolo yells in victory. " I've been studying up, now you won't e able to hold money against me so easily now!" He continues to laugh victoriously.
" Well" was all Nami said. She practically fell asleep, she even fell, landing on Zolo's chest.
Zolo seemed to fall asleep even before Nami landed on him so he didn't take notice of Nami, or get any ideas.
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Chopper, uninterested in the meat cart, wondered into the village as Zolo and Nami ate there hearts out. He traveled to the other side of the village when he finally recognized Sanji's scent. " There here somewhere" he said proudly as he sniffed the area, still in his brain form.
Out of nowhere, he hears a low moaning sound. There was a disturbance in whatever was moaning's voice." What was that!" Chopper listened closely to pinpoint where the sound was coming from. After a second, he determined it was close by in the woods and wasted no time running into it and searching for whatever was in distress.
Soon, Chopper could hear the moaning as if he was next to it. He looked around and saw a small snake. It wasn't bigger than chopper and didn't look strong enough to eat him. It kept spazzing out and moaning. " Don't worry! i'll help" Chopper said as he noticed a small, silvery object stuck in its neck.
Chopper ran next to the snake and yanked out the silvery object from its neck, which just was a piece of glass. Blood started to shoot out from the wound like crazy, all over Chopper's blue shirt." Oh my god oh my god!" Chopper kept saying, panicking. He soon remembered he's a docter and took some antibiotics and bandages and covered the wound up.
" There, that should make you feel a lot better. Just don't eat anything you might have trouble swallowing" Chopper said smiling, patting the little snake.
"Thank you" the snake says. " My name is Snazzier. I was just slithering along and some human threw a bottle next to me. I guess I went over a piece of glass" he explained. "Those humans are so rude."
" Not all humans are rude" Chopper argues, sitting down next to Snazzier. " I have plenty of human nakama's."
Snazzier starts to laugh. " Eh, I know. It's just recently, the human's are afraid of this 'vampire'. Well, thats what the bigger snake's around here tell me."
"Vam... Vampire" Chopper says quivering. " You mean the blood sucking kind!"
" I guess so" the little snake reply's. "The only thing i've noticed is this one new snake. None of the other animals ever seen it on the island before till recently but it always hangs around that human village. We've all tried to search for it but we can never find him. Any of the other snakes that have heard him say he has a horrible accent and his fluency for our language sucks. So he must be a retarded snake we all figure."
Chopper laughs, knowing how mean that was. " So, have you ever seen the vampire?"
"Nope. Just ol' retarded is all thats weird around here." Snazzier let's out laugh, joining Chopper.
After a short chat, Chopper realizes its night already. " Oh no! My nakama! I don't know where they are. What am I gonna do. I don't want to be eaten by a vampire!"
The little snake spins and lightly slaps Chopper with his tail." Settle down, there's a mansion just around the corner of this jungle. You can rest there!"
"Oh, thanks." Chopper was a little embarrassed as he rubbed the area of his face where he was slapped.
The snake starts to head east, Chopper right behind him. After a short trip, they arrive at the edge of the jungle and are looking at the size of a giant building. Luckily for Chopper, one of the window's were open. " Well, there it is" Snazzier says." I've heard from my nakama there beds are nice... and the maids are hot!" He gives a little perverted laugh.
Chopper laughs too. " Well, thanks. Hope to see you later!" Chopper waves goodbye as his new snake friend disappears into the jungle. Chopper jumps up, barely reaching the window's ledge, and climbs in. He lands in the middle of a room full of plants in pots. " This must be a botany room or something?'
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Unia stands next to the wooden door at the end of the underground passage, waiting for Robin.
" So, is the Poneglyphs behind this door?" Robin asks patiently, walking next to Unia and stopping.
" Uh, somewhat yes and no" Unia says cutely. He turns and slowly opens the door. It makes an eery creek noise and revealed what looks like a giant circular room. The walls were the same as the hallway, old and stony. Unia walks in without saying anything and stands in the middle of the room, signaling to come in.
Robin slowly takes her time and follows him. As she walk towards the center of the room, she notices there is a little bit of some type of drawn language. " These aren't Poneglyphs" she says, disappointed and pissed that Unia lied. She started to cross her arms, preparing for a Hana Hana attack.
Unia laughs. " Of course not, THAT'S Poneglyphs" he says, pointing his finger and mechanical device upwards to the roof.
Robin shoots her head up to see a giant stone block, half carved into the roof but readable. " Well, speak of the devil" she whisper's, releasing her attack pose.
" Now, read till your content" he says pleased and successful.
Robin examines the Poneglyphs, staring up for a long time. Then she starts to read the writing, in a trance like voice. At first, it was just a bunch of history about the island and little detail's like that but one paragraph, caught her attention.
" From north the devil shall rise but the sin from the south. Using helpfulness and prosperity, shall awaken the hatred of he who originated here. The force, not nearly as strong as a machine of God but just as fearsome, shall arise and give just as much misery as it received thankfulness. Shown a life of kindness, shown friendship, shown trust. This gives it power and eliminates what ever weakens it."
Then Unia sneaks his way and also reads the rest, saying it at the same time and same tone of voice as she does.
" And that of mortal blood intrigues it's wealth and power. Only those of natural origin are those who have the greatest edge. The one of mortal blood and natural origin will rise and be victorious by those of natural power and mortal power."
Then the stone ends. Robin and Unia lower there heads down and turn facing each other. " You can read Poneglyphs?" Robin asks." So why did you want me here?"
Unia let's out a little chuckle."Besides the fact I like to double check my readings, it's nice to have a reminder of Olvia around."
Author's Note- Food poison, what a gay excuse. I don't know what I was thinking, maybe I wasn't OR was I?
Any time Chopper finds and animal friend, he's a pervert.
Unia knows Robin's momma! Oh yah, the stone, what ever. Her momma!
Nami and Zolo got Itis from all the food :P
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