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"Adios, Violeta!" Klaus-a called, blowing kisses, and adjusting his mustache. He walked with pep and bounce, going from foot to foot. He reached room 671, he announced it rather loudly and a certain chemist (whisper, whisper) looked at him oddly. Klaus-a was thinking, bleh bleh bleh, doesn't he always do that? Anyway...

"Hola, señors!" He called merrily, rosy cheeks puffing merrily.

"Concertina!" a FAMILIAR voice answered. Klaus-a grinned merrily at this silly old man. "How did you know there were two male people in here?" The door opened.

"I-a just-a guessed-a," Klaus-a said truthfully and merrily. "Now-a, can I be of—ah-sis-tans-ay?"

"How did you know I needed assistance?" the man asked. Klaus-a looked at him properly and his merry face contorted into an equally merry position, though merriment was getting quite tiresome. It was Señor! Klaus-a fainted, but then, since we want to get on with the chapter, he miraculously got up unharmed.

"Señor, how can I help-a you-a?" Klaus-a asked, ignoring the man's rude question.

"How did you know my name?"

"Hello," Charles said elusively. "I'm Señor's secret lover, following him everywhere. Now, hunny, he probably just stalks you."

"I'm not an idiot! Of course he does!" The cloud of smoke said.

"Now come," Klaus-a said, very disturbed. "Sauna is—uh, this-a way-a."

"How did you know we wanted to go to the sauna?" Señor asked, very suspicious this time, and rightfully so.

"No reason," Klaus-a turned around, his right eye twitching. As they began walking, Klaus-a tried to make pleasant conversation. "So, are you a natural redhead?"

"DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!" Señor said, shaking his cloud.

They got to the sauna and Señor ordered the "concertina" to stay outside, but the concertina came out to spy on the "secret" lovers.

"Uh—ahem," Klaus-a said. "Why are you not making out?"

"Who said that?"

"Um—the steam." Klaus-a put on a high voice.

"I'm not an idiot! I know that pans can't talk!"

"No, I said the steam!"

"Oh. So, Charles, let's discuss business. Blah blah, blah blah, yada yad, hmm hmm, Christy Bacon Yo Robinson Kyle."

"Interesting-ga," Klaus-a noted silently.

Suddenly this highly interesting conversation was interrupted (aw, man) by Ernank.

"Sorry to interrupt any secret conservations," he said UNFATHOMABLY, "but conservations are not allowed in this hotel, only in room 00371284.2238.2777170. Now come, concierge, because this—person, over here, who we have—" and he winked UNFATHOMABLY— "nooo idea who he or she is, will take you, even though it's certainly not their job. I didn't know that many people were kind and generous, did you?" He asked UNFATHOMABLY, exaggerating every word.

Klaus-a rolled his eyes at this annoying human being. "Coming, Ernank," he whined in the same tone kids do to their parents. He shuffled out.

When the lovers and the non-suspicious chemist had left, Ernank began to speak UNFATHOMABLY. "Now, just put this flypaper up, though I mostly just mill around and do nothing, just—just do it, alright?" He grinned UNFATHOMABLY. "Now are you who I think you are, dude?" He said indifferently. He desparately wanted to get this shit over with. "Yes? No? Maybe so? Got it. Seeya, Klaus-a." He waddled off, putting his hands on his hips, and talking to himself.

Suddenly the blah blah blah clock began to ring. VIOLET, YOU'RE WRONG! went the clock. YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG AND YOU CAN'T HELP YOUR SIBLINGS, IDIOT! YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO TRIPLETS (COUGH) TWINS! CRY, VIOLET, CRY!

Klaus looked up at the clock and he wondered whether Violet was doing okay.

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