1st POV

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Well damn, it wasn't supposed to get sentimental this fast! I mean yeah sure, I hoped, knowing that jujutsu kaisen was taking place in a universe pretty close to mine, that I could go and check if my family was still there, and of course they did but plot twist: I didn't.

I gotta say this shit really hurts, knowing you don't exist to your family anime counterparts but anyways! I never thought THE Toji would try to comfort me!!

LIKE the man always scowls whenever he sees me and I can understand 'cause having a stranger crash into your house to take care of your child without you knowing was as pleasant as getting repeatedly punched to the guts by some old samurai guy. Why this example—but anyway, what can I say? Baby Gumi is just too adorable!! And the lil guy seems to like me a lot since he only smiles in my presence, otherwise, he'd keep that deadpan stare he and his father were pros in.

Anyway, I'm stuck here for who knows how long since the dipshit messenger says that the Higher-ups were all simping for Toji- can't blame them honestly- and want to see how the man would react and act to my presence. Guess I can do that, yea.

Regardless, I'll start by keeping Megumi happy and maybe go to Sendai one day to see Itadori since the boy must be an adorable bebi at this time!!

I noticed that after our discussion last time Toji seemed nicer toward me. By nice, I meant no more scowling and growling in my presence and I'd sometimes catch him looking at me weirdly whenever I was holding baby Gumi in my arms or pampering him.

OK pause— I seriously love babies but I ain't ready to have one myself, shit must hurt as hell and periods are already too much for me to handle, though I could maybe if I turn off my nociceptors...but that's an issue for another time—

I mean sure, it's not like I wasn't ogling at him EVERYDAY-have you seen the man?! Bastard's so fuckin gorgeous for fuck's sake.

'bro better not catch these feelings 'cause I would immediately give myself to hi-'

OH how hard it was for me to not simp every time I saw him and I think this is the only time I'm not mad at the higher-ups for dumping me in a new franchise! And they seem to be doing it more often but who am I to complain?

I was currently out shopping 'cause it was my first time being in a remotely modern Japan and my weeb ass wanted to see more of the country for myself without using my powers to travel. Toji was home today so I left Megumi with him so father and son could bond.

Not gonna lie, laughed my ass off when the lil guy refused to leave my side and gripped tightly my sweater while Toji tried to pry him off with a look of utter betrayal on his face.

Releasing a satisfying sigh, I strolled through the streets of Akihabara in Tokyo like any respectful weeb would, buying anime merch left and right while teleporting some of them in my room. Yes, I said I wouldn't use my powers but I didn't feel like holding all the stuff I'd buy.

Since we were in 2004, most of the mangas and animes I knew weren't released yet. Almost cried when I didn't see anything AOT-related 'cause I seriously missed my beans the most since I lived with them for 5 years. I know they'd give me the choice to go back to them or stay here if I entertain them enough but I really missed them.

'Guess I'll see how things will turn out...'

Shoulder slumped, I walked with my hands in my pockets for a while.

I knew I was being followed since I got out of that plushie store where I bought several Pokemons and Nintendo-related stuff to decorate my room, and I think I recognized Gojo and...Geto's auras but decided to shrug it off and act like I didn't notice them.

I mean, it was hard to pretend like I didn't when I clearly heard the white giraffe squeal like a schoolgirl when I bought some sweets in a bakery to snack on.

A rumbling from my stomach stopped me in my tracks, and I knew...

JAPANESE DISHES BABY!!!!

Excitedly I started looking around and found a bunch of little restaurants you would usually see in animes, and nyoomed in one of them like a moron, just to have a taste.

Feeling the two follow me and Geto trying his best to not slap Gojo when the teen suggested to go sit near me and eat, I simply sat on an available seat and ordered the most cliché things weebs would order if they had the money to go to Japan:

'RAMEN-TAKOYAKI-OKONOMIYAKIS-TEMPURAS, and of course, DANGOS!',

man, I feel like a certain Uchiha with the number of dangos I ordered now. I also ordered some take-out for Toji, which I swiftly transported into the microwave of my house.

I almost shed tears of joy when I had a taste of any of it since it was the first time I had access to real Japanese food and not the usual cup noodles at home and God...it did not disappoint!! Of course, I avoided any porc-related stuff because, Muslim.

Feet swaying like a kid, I happily inhaled the food like Kirby to some people amusement and shock. Lmao, I must've been the sight, a foreigner eating like a cartoon character while bawling in delight as though she hadn't eaten food in years.

After fawning over food and complimenting a blushing chief, I went to a nearby park and sat on a random bench while sipping a milkshake I brought earlier on the way.

"If y'all wanted to join my shopping spree, you could've asked, ya know?" I calmly said while looking in their general direction where their auras stiffened. They probably thought that if they masked their cursed energy I wouldn't be able to feel them. Lol.

"Woooa!! Really??", a wild teenage Gojo appeared right next to me, "You see, Suguru, I told you she was nice!!", he started giggling like an idiot while his friend hissed at him, not at all finding the situation funny.

"Satoru, for the first time in your life could you please take things more seriously!!" The teenager was forced to show himself because of his friend's foolishness, guards up and a bit apprehensive in front of someone who managed to walkto walk unharmed after an encounter with his incredibly powerful friend.

I raised an eyebrow, slightly amused by their dynamics and pretty disappointed that they weren't legal yet, but God this child is taaaall.

"Don't worry I'm the strongest !" he waved a hand dismissively, "But hey girl, how did you know we were following you?" my man Geto paled.

'lol?'

"sup, Gojo, Geto." The black-haired teen jolted when I said his name and took a fighting stance while Gojo stiffened a bit but kept his smile on. "Chill, I felt that you were following me for a while but I'm curious to know why two of the most promising sorcerers were after lil old me." I sipped what was left of my milkshake before sulking when it was empty, aw.

The two teens looked at each other, before focusing back on my figure while I yawned. I had disposed of my cup when they weren't looking.

Geto carefully began, "We...received orders, to bring you with us to the higher up-"

"He meant 'capture' but oh well. I think it's a waste of time since you're obviously a good person." Gojo shrugged, not worried at all.

"You can't just say that like that, Satoru!"

The white-haired teen blew a raspberry at his friend which effectively made me release a laugh of mirth.

Homeboy Geto was probably too used to his friend's antics because he just sighed, bringing out his curses, ready for a confrontation with me.

A confrontation that never came, 'cause:

"Okay sure, lead the way."

Shrugging, I stood up and saw them pause to look at me, mouths wide open in shock. I mean, having an unknown threat agreeing to follow you would be unexpected to anyone with enough brain and self-preservation. I shoved my hands in my pocket, "But I'll need to buy a few stuffs before that, you can come with me if you want. I won't run away."

"For real?" Gojo said dumbfounded.

"For real." I grinned.

Gojo turned his head toward his friend who was still surrounded by his curses and didn't know whether to attack or not. "See? it was super easy."

He began to boast that he was incredible and that his beautiful face was the cause of the mission's success. Geto reluctantly un-summoned the curses before cautiously following us.

We started heading in the busy streets of Akihabara while I casually talked with Gojo and a bit with Geto, who was still wary of me, unlike his friend.

Why couldn't he feel any cursed energy from me? How did I manage against Satoru? How could I heal people without jujutsu—

I turned my head towards him while Gojo was buying candy in the same bakery where I was a few minutes ago. Apparently, it was one of his favorite places. "Hey, you okay kid?" The teenager stiffened when I spoke to him before warily looking at me.

"You know, if you have any questions about me, I'd be happy to answer." I smiled warmly causing a faint pink hue to coat his cheeks. Yeah, I got that effect on people, Bae.

"Yes huh... It's just that I didn't expect...you to come willingly with us, Tobe-san..." he scratched his cheek sheepishly . "Given the rumors about you, I was expecting a fight or something like that..."

"Colith is fine," I lazily grinned before raising a brow, intrigued, "What do you mean by 'rumors' ?"

"Hum...Yes, you've been the talk among the sorcerers lately. An unknown entity able to knock out the sorcerer killer and come out unscathed from an attack of the strongest jujutsu sorcerer. It was pretty much chaos when Gojo told us so I was a bit apprehensive when they ordered us to find you..."

"ah...sorry 'bout that buddy! Didn't mean to scare y'all like that." I kindly patted his back surprising him. "I understand your concern, but I'm no one's enemy here, ya feel?"

The teen blinked, 'ya feel..?'

"How come you don't have any cursed energy, if I may ask?"

I crossed my arms while watching in amusement Gojo being surrounded by a bunch of blushing girls. 'that player..'

"Oh, I'm some kind of Goddess, must be why..." Geto choked next to me while I continued, "I don't need cursed energy to defend myself-"

"Excuse me, WHAT?!" he shrieked, getting Gojo's attention.

"huh?" I blinked before shrugging. "Oh that, yep! As you probably knew, I'm not human, and I'm neither a curse." I said, making a little flower appear in my hand to the teen's amazement. He stared intently at the plant, not feeling any cursed energy from it. "I'm not planning some world domination or anything, just want to live peacefully...take it as though I'm on some vacation or some shit."

Geto noticed the soft look I had but remained baffled. It was the first time he saw something being created without jujutsu, and the feeling he got from that unknown power filled him with warmth and peace. Speechless, he dumbly watched as I put the flower in his hair while kindly smiling at him.

"There, it suits you! So cute!", I chuckled when his face reddened while an awestruck Gojo who had somehow seen the scene from afar. He scurried toward us while gesturing wildly like an impressionable child.

"Wouaaa!! How did you do that?? I didn't feel any cursed energy from you at all!!" he was carrying a bunch of sweets since the boy had already a sweet tooth at this age.

'Eh, his adult counterpart is much worse tho..'

I patiently explained what I was to him like I did earlier with Geto, getting a dramatic gasp from him which made some passerby look at him in concern or weirdly. He quickly put two and two together and understood how I was able to come out unscathed from his [Hollow purple] .

He pouted like a kid when he found out that I was probably stronger than him and wanted to spar with me to prove he was stronger which I promptly declined. Too much work. Geto kicked him and told him to not bother me, which caused Gojo to release a squeak of offense. I quickly reassured him that being a sorcerer wasn't in my schedule so he gave up on the idea of fighting...for now.

Nearing the school where their higher-ups were probably gathered today, I suddenly apologized:

"I...I'm sorry...for what happened...my bad."

Honestly, I felt hella guilty because I knew I could've saved Riko from dying. After all, she didn't deserve this. Even though this was the first time Toji appeared in the manga, I was still freaking mad over what he and his clients did.

The two sorcerers stiffened as the atmosphere grew heavier.

"If I can provide any help to Master Tengen, then I would gladly try my best, you can count on me!", a look of determination bloomed on my features.

"It wasn't your fault, Tobe-san...the real scumbags are those who ordered it, you had nothing to do with this." Geto voiced angrily.

I knew this mission had taken a toll on them since they seemed less lively than before, even Gojo, whose demeanor darkened a bit at the mention of his first failure.

I started feeling Geto's hatred toward the non-sorcerers rise in his heart for what they did and I kinda understood him.

Oh, how many times have I wished for an asteroid or some shit to kill us all when humanity started doing crazy shit back then. Well, we got covid 19 at some point, though I wouldn't be surprised if some random shit's happening back there. Just hope ma and the others are safe...!

"I see.." My eyes held slight grief in them as I already knew what was to come the next year. I patted Geto's head softly, causing him to look at me in question when I gave him a sad look. Before he could ask what was going on, Gojo beat him to it as he suddenly asked:

"Say hum, Colith-chan, you told me to take care of that kid, Fushiguro Megumi, right? isn't he related to that guy?"

The serious tone he employed said a lot about his bitterness toward Toji and kinda I understand his feeling for being bested by a guy who didn't even possess cursed energy. I patted his back, feeling a little guilty while again apologizing for interrupting his fight.

But come on Dilf.

"Well, yup! I feel like the kid's got a lot of potentials and'll be full of surprises in the future, I hope he can get stronger under your care in Jujutsu high. Although, he's still a baby right now so be patient, Gojo-chan."

He pouted childishly when I called him by his family name while his friend shook his head tiredly, though he was still curious about the matter. I smiled warmly at these two.

"You know kiddos, y'all are fine sorcerers for your time, you got this!", I ruffled their hair, careful to not drop the flowers I put there. Gojo was jealous for not having one so I stuffed his head with a lot of them. Let's say that he was really happy about it.

"You keep calling us "kiddos" as if you weren't a kid yourself!", Geto bonked his friend while telling him to be polite.

"Eh, I'm 25." I blankly replied making them pause. " and I assume y'all must be 15, cute~" I pinched both of their cheeks.

"WHAT?! YOU LYING!! YOU LOOK LIKE AN HIGH-SCHOOLER!!" Gojo screeched, holding up his glasses to look closely at me with his gleaming eyes while Geto was shook.

"You do look younger than your age, Colith-San." Geto dumbly says

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"like they say :Black don't crack, amirite~?", I snickered, "Anyway I'm done, let's hurry and meet your old geezers! I needa go back to my baby soon."

"Yeah, your ba-"

They both froze in shock.

What...? Oh I called Megumi 'my baby', how silly of me. I chuckled and looked up at their frozen figures. Ah shit I think I broke the-

"YOU'RE A MOM?!", Gojo screeched while Geto coughed, trying to regain his composure.

"Ah, I-"

"We didn't know that...if we knew we wouldn't have bothered you with this and let you go."

"Guys, it's alr-"

"ALRIGHT!! I WON'T LET THEM SEPARATE YOU FROM YOUR FAMILY, COLITH-CHAN!! REST ASSURED! I, THE STRONGEST WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!", Gojo declared while doing a knight in shining armor pose as sparkling light effect emanated from his figure.

'How the hell did he get... never mind...'

I let out a laugh at their change of characters. Earlier they were wary of my person but it seems like getting to know each other worked a bit since they now seems reluctant to bring me with them, but orders were orders I guess...

'you know what, Imma let them think I have a kid.'

"OH, by the way, I got an idea." the white-haired sorcerer suddenly stopped, catching both Geto and my attention. Geto immediately narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

"Let's prank the higher-ups." a mischievous grin gradually etched itself on his face while Geto let out a groan that implies that it wasn't the first time Gojo said that. He was too tired for this bullshit.

"I don't think it's the time for this, Satoru. Plus I'm pretty sure Colith-san is not the kind to-"

"I'm in!" I interrupted the boy who threw me a dumbfounded look. "What? It's not like I plan on becoming a sorcerer, just want to meet master Tengen and help around sometimes. Nothing crazy." I lazily waved a hand while Gojo put his long arm around my shoulder. I nearly passed out.

"AHAHAHAH! I LIKE HER, SUGURU!!" The teen chirped as we both started snickering like some mischievous gremlins about to bring chaos on an unaware family. Poor Geto stood there, looking at us helplessly. We weren't that far from the school's entrance which looked more like some kind of temple than schools but hey, Japan.

'Why are powerful people so weird...?'

Shrugging, the boy decided to help us in our mischievous plan, not really in the mood to be left out.

Yeah, he wasn't totally sane either.