Yo! Back with another chappy! I might be updating daily, but if school gets in the way, then dundundun... anyways, back with chapter 2, why did Gai and his team pop out of nowhere? Does it have to do with Kakashi? Read the summary people. READ.

Kakashi: Oh great. Somethings going to happen to me. I know it.

Me: Not only you, but your precious Icha Icha Paradise.

Kakashi: NOOOOOOOO! -cries-

Gai: Hahaha!

Me: Shut up Gai or I'll make YOU suffer -laughs manicacly-

Gai: NOOOOOO! -cries-

Disclaimey: ME NO OWN! -boohoo-

'thinking' "talking" (author's note) -something-

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Last Time:

"Finally we can train!" exclaimed Naruto, full from the ramen.

"Wait, I have some questions," said Sakura. She turned to Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, since when did you like ramen?"

"I started to like eating ramen when I was 13," replied Sasuke, cuddling up with a cup of instant ramen.

"But I'm the Ramen King, not you!" shreaked Naruto, his tears spilling everywhere.(notice that everyone's crying)

"I said this to Sasuke and I'll say it to you, stop crying or you'll floud the village!" shouted Kakashi. Shaking his head.

"Then tell Sasuke I'm King of Ramen, not him!"

"I never said I was King of Ramen," Sasuke said cooly, "I just said I WUV RAMEN!"

"F-ck! I'm gonna get a head ache and go deaf with this screaming and shouting!" cursed Kakashi.

Everybody stared at him. Suddenly, Gai-sensei and his team appeared.

"...," was all they said.

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Chapter 3: Cooking Paradise

"Gai, what are YOU doing here?" asked Kakashi. Of course, he knew what Gai came for. He just wouldn't want his team to know about it. So he motioned Gai to the forest. But Gai shook his head because he wanted to embarrass Kakashi.

"Why, my old buddy, I came to pick up my book. You had it for such a LONG time," replied Gai, snickering. But that was quickly replaced by a smirk before Rock Lee could see. Gai was wearing his usual clothes, but his eyebrows were bushier than usual.

Rock Lee was wearing a BLUE jump suit and suprisingly(not) his eyebrows were bushier too. He had a BIG HUMOUNGUS grin on his face and he was hiding something behind his back. He gelled his hair and dyed his bangs (not permanetly) gold. All that said, he was just a normal Rock Lee.

Neji was not there since he jumped into a tree and slept(think of Inuyasha). But no one really noticed.

Tenten was wearing a blue outfit with her hair tied into a ponytail. She had special blue ribbons tied around her wrists so that if someone attempted to cut her wrists, it would only scrape the ribbon.

Anyways, back to the subject.

"What are you talking about?" questioned Kakashi. He was now sweating and the mask didn't help.

"The BOOK you borrowed? Remember? Your team should know, you always read it when they're training," said Gai. His smirk turned into a grin. 'Hehe Kakashi..' Gai thought.

"What book did he borrow from you? All he reads when we're training is his Icha Icha Paradise," Sakura said, getting a little teensy weensy bit suspicious.

"He doesn't read Icha Icha Paradise books, he reads my cooking books, and he never returns them," snickered Gai.

Everybody stared at Kakashi, and stared, and stared, and stared. (in all the chapters I've done, there's always staring)Sakura was the first one to break out of the trance.

"So Kakashi-sensei actually reads cooking books," stated Sakura, thinking this is a dream. 'I mean, come on! Kakashi, not perverted? You've got to be kidding me!' thought Sakura. Her head was dizzy and started punching herself.

"S-so y-y-you were a-actual-ly r-read-ding c-c-cook-king b-book-ks!" laughed Naruto, holding onto his sides. He was afraid he was going to laugh them off.

"Yes, NAR-U-TO," stated Kakashi, his visible eyebrow twitching. He knew Gai would try to embarrass him. He started to back away.

"PLEASE!" Lee suddenly shouted. He had two HUMONGY lumps on his head,"PLEASE! BE MY GIRLFRIEND!" He was begging Sakura to be his girlfriend. After 191654619684654676454647965 pleases, he had 3546516576565 lumps on his head and no Sakura, and after Sakura said 61651659846531351465486476646 nos, she had a throbbing hand and a big grin plastered on her fist.

Back to Kakashi:

Kakashi started to back away but got cornered into a very very small corner. So he started to wimper like a lost puppy, or should I say lost Kakashi, and tears were spilling down his cheeks (or should I say mask).

Gai was grinning maniacly and laughing like a mad scientist.

Ok... this is to be continued 'cuz I can't think of any other ideas so... plz review and give me ideas!