She's here

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I was fuming at my sister, how dare she volunteer me for this mission and then not even give me descent driving instructions for this dumb space-ship...for that mater she hadn't even given me descent instructions for the mission only go 2 earth and help those whom the plant rightfully belonged 2. I ended up crashing the space-ship which meant that I couldn't leave for a bit so I ended up floating around, till I saw another little boy that (and I mean little he was a midget or something.) He had his back 2 me so I had the obvious upper-hand... but I didn't know if he was friend or foe so I grabbed a small pink emergency dagger, 1 that would distract him so I could get away since I didn't want him dead... yet so with the dagger behind my back I Tapped him on the shoulder so that he would turn my way " Hi there " I said when suddenly I heard a sound... it sounded just like a doge a shackra was firmly planted in the tree behind me, it had just barely missed me... jump another one, this time it had been trying 2 stab though my feet I turned my head and saw another boy, he looked older and had green-white skin and green hair "stay away from Tart" he said angrily "who ?" I called" you are a cruel monster to try and kill somebody's little cousin when you don't even know there name" the boy screamed" kill? are you feeling O.K. sir I never wanted 2 kill any-one" "Ha and what pray-tell where you doing with that dagger behind your back you liar" the boy screamed I had 2 stop and look at him like he was crazy " quick question could any-thing smaller than a carving-knife ever hurt some-thing other than paper?" the boy seamed to take a long time figuring this in his head finally he said "good point, and sorry about the trouble but I'm just extremely protective of Tart he's the smallest so I guess I think of him as the weakest... by the way my name is Kish" " nice 2 meet you Kish, I'm Serrenedy" "I'm just wondering if this is the right planet."
"Well, where are you headed to?"
"Well, I'm looking for Earth...is this it?"
"Yes, why?"
"Well, I was sent to Earth to help whom it rightfully belonged to."
"Reeeeeaaalllyyy, now. I think I might be able to help you.."
Now, here, I would have typically typed out everything he said, but it was such a long story about the poor Cyniclons and how they left earth for a teeny-tiny insignificant (Yeah. Right.) Million years and come back only to discover the idiot humans trying to destroy the planet thru global warming of the ozone layer and pollution of the oceans. Normally, most people wouldn't care, but me of course being in the Intergalactic Environmentalist Club on five different planets (sorry I didn't mention this before---I got the idea last night) I listened to their heartbreaking story...
...and vowed from then on that I would help the Cyniclons fight the humans, as soon as I found out what a human was.
So now here I am in stupid human school---OH WAIT! I know what you're wondering. How the f---edy f--- f--- did a pink-skinned girl with no clue what a human was get into human school? Well, I forgot to mention (me and my memory) that I can change my appearance at will. So when they were getting a little alien princess, they thought they were getting a tall, weirdly skinny ( I change my appearance, not my weight. darn.) brown-skinned, black-curly-haired girl with pink glasses to hide my rainbow-colored irises( I could change those but it takes to much effort). While I was there, I met this weird blonde girl who revealed herself as PUDDING! YAY! I found a Mew. I followed her to the Cafe Mew Mew and after tasting this weird Earth treat named "Strawberry short cake" which in all honesty was delicious, I went back to my ruined space ship (I guess that means I'm not leaving this planet anytime soon, which is a shame---it's freezing here) and grabbed up my cheer gear, When I went back 2 the Cillicons ship I told them I had found a mewmew, found-out where the cafe is, got a job there, and have an idea as 2 beat them all in one day go-me go-me (okay that's it I can't do this the story is officially in 3rd person view K good deal with it) Kish and tart stood there dumb-founded while Pie rolled his eyes "Yeah-right" he said " I followed u threw town... U got arrested because U weren't in school and then U just happened 2 have pudding be your guide around town since u where brand-new 2 Tokyo and U got 2 follow her 2 the cafe were U asked for a day-job which Keichiro gave U" Serrenedy whipped her head around 2 face pie " Can't I get a little glory" she asked sweetly Pie shook his head thinking how odd this Girl was...almost like a princess but without being one. Suddenly there was an annoying ring comeing from one of Serrenedy's ... Necklaces? Serennedy didn't seem 2 find this at all strange, she took of a sapphire amulet and pointed it at nothing in-particular, A hologram of a small 5-7 year-old-girl appeared where the amulet had been pointing "Hey there big sis how ya like Tokyo so far" "Sally I just landed yesterday night give it a break"" Sorry Serenedy I guess I'm Just havening MMOS syndromes" "What?" "MMOS-Miss My Older Sis" "AHHH I am quite flattered" " hurry home K it's not a planet if it's fav princess isn't there" thud Serrenedy turned 2 face the boys who where now on one knee bowing " errrgh " She faced the sally hologram "U love ruining my day don't ya" "sorry sis by see u latter" " don't see u later me come back here" but it was useless sally had turned off the hologram display and Serrenedy was talking 2 thin-air. She turned around and noticed the boys (like the complete but funny idiots they where) where still kneeling " Up UP SHESH this is why I wanted NO-ONE 2 know I was a princess" The boys got-up and whipped there knees off Jezz y does every-one do that?