5th CHAPPY! Yea! Your reviews make me very happy so.. -hands everyone ramen and a panda- This chapters is about Naruto! I figured it was time for his turn to suffer...

-insert happyface- Thank you kittyclaw for the idea. Just what would Naruto do?

Naruto: -reads script- WHAAAA? Emerald, are you CRAZY?

Me: No I'm not. It's just that it's your turn to suffer.

Sakura: FINALLY!

Sasuke: Time to get back at you -looks at blueprint for plan-

Me: Ahem, all of you, I would like you to meet my new muse, Himari.

Himari: Just to let you know, unlike most muses, I kinda get along with Emerald often. KINDA.

Anyways, I do not own Naruto, or any of the characters. Except Himaru, Himari's sister. She's in this chapter.

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Recap:

"Well Neji, I made this head polish which has special ingredients in it. Let me tell you them: Granola bars, cooking oil, water, sugar, ham, eggs, icecream, fish oil, piece of Gai-sensei's hair(at this point Gai was crying over his piece of hair), shoe polish and toe nails," replied Lee, saying that with his memory.

Then after he said that, a couple of hawks dove in to peck on his head because, as he said, he added granola bars, sugar, ham, eggs and icecream. Since the hawks were hungry, they started pecking, and everybody started to go home, leaving poor, poor Lee to suffer.

But Gai stopped. He said to Kakashi, "My dear rival, may I ask, where is my book?"

Kakashi looked at the pile of poop the hawks had done. He saw a page of the book in there and pointed.

"On second thought, you can keep it," Gai shuddered.

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Chapter 5: Math Problems Much?

After what happened yesterday, Lee bought a new wig, and Kakashi swore to never borrow anything from Gai anymore.

Now, today, Kakashi thought his training techniques needed problems. Math problems.

'Ha, take that Naruto for laughing at me,' thought Kakashi, looking over the math questions. He was sure Sasuke and Sakura would know these questions, but not Naruto.

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"Well, this time Kakashi-sensei is 10 HOURST LATE!" complained Sakura. She had a unpleasent morning today. First, she couldn't find her toothbrush. Then, she couldn't find her favourite outfit. After that, she was stalked by Lee. FINALLY, she made it.

"Awww.. don't get so cranky Sakura-chan," whined Naruto. He hated to see her upset. Hell, even he had horrible morning. He couldn't eat any ramen because he choked on his toothpaste. THAT, was the most terrible thing Naruto thought of. Not eating ramen.

"Hn," replied Sasuke to the group.

"Hey guys!" greeted a cheery sensei.

"YOU'RE LATE!" yelled Naruto and Sakura in unison.

"Well, you see, I got lost on the road of math," explained Kakashi. (Thought it was road of life, eh?)

"LIA-, wait, road of math?" chorused Naruto and Sakura.

"Yes, here -hands out paper-, you have to answer these questions. My cousin Himaru will help you if you need any help."

"You have a cousin?" asked Sasuke.

"YEPPERS!" yelled a hyper voice. There stood a female teenager. She had silver hair with red streaks. "Am I late?"

Everybody looked at her.

"I take that as a yes. I'm Himaru, Kakashi's younger cousin. Himari is my older sister. You see, I got lost on the road of life," geeze, doesn't that sound familiar.

"Hey, someone mention me?"

Everybody turned around to see a middle-aged girl, with red hair. (Ha! Himari's in it too!)

"Hi Himari. You help them too, 'kay?" Kakashi said.

"Yeah," replied Himari.

"Okay, start!"

Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto took their pencils and looked at the problems. It was like this:

1)1+1 2)1-1+ 3)1x1 and every question with ones in it.

Sakura and Sasuke finished their's in 10 seconds. Naruto was still looking at the paper.

"Naruto, are you okay? These are easy questions, you should know them," said a worried Sakura.

"Let him think," said Himaru. Inside, she was snickering.

'That's not nice, but hey, why am I complaining? I'm mean too' (She has an inner too)

'Not you again. What do you want?'

'I'm bored. I want to switch places.'(They can switch places too!)

'No.'

'PWEASE? I promise not to get you drunk and get you hooked up with a lesbian, 70 year-old man and a cat anymore!'

'Why should I trust you? You said that last time, and what did you do?'

'Hey! That guy was 71!'

'Just the same.'

'Pwease?-does puppy eyes-'

'Fine.'

'YES!'

"Hey, Himaru, you okay?" asked Kakashi. She looked like she changed.

"Yes I'm okay Kagashi," answered Himaru.

"WAIT! You're not Himaru! You're her inner!" yelled Himari.

"She has an inner too?" asked Sakura, a little suprised that she wasn't the only one who had an inner.

"Yea she does."

"How did you know I was her inner?" questioned Higaru. (Her inner's name is Higaru.)

"First, she looks drunk. Second, she was looking at a 70 year old's ass. Third, she's talking lesbian!" replied Himari. -sweatdrop-

"You forgot that she said my name wrong. She never says my name wrong," said Kakashi, taking out one of his perverted books. (YES! this time it's his real books!)

"HELP!"

Higaru and Himari looked at Naruto.

"Kid, these questions are so easy a pre-schooler can answer these in seconds," said Higaru and Himari in unison.

"B-b-but.. this is hard!" whined Naruto. When everybody was staring at Naruto, Higaru took the chance to chase after a cat and the 70 guy.

"Hey, what happened to Himaru?" asked Sakura.

"Uh-oh, she better not be chasing cats and stalking lesbians and 70 year old people again," said a worried/annoyed Himari.

"I STILL NEED HELP!" screamed Naruto. Man, who knew a boy could scream like a girl.

"Look, 1+1. Take 1 cup of ramen and another cup of ramen. What do you get?" explained Sasuke. (AWWW, Sasuke helping Naruto.

"I get 11!" smiled Naruto, now daydreaming of ramen.

"No you idiot!"

"Don't call me idiot tomato lover!"

"Ramen humper!"

"Penis pincher!"

"Why you thong, bra, booger, ass and gay people lover!

-thwack-

"Don't diss Sasuke-kun!" scolded Sakura, with her big golden log of doom.

"BUT HE STARTED IT!" tattled Naruto, crying like he would never stop.

"NU-UH!"

"YEA-HUH!"

"NU-UH!"

"YEA-HUH!"

"N-"

"STOP IT NOW!" -thwack- -tap-

"Hey, why didn't you hit Sasuke!" whined Naruto, his big bump on his head getting bigger.

"I did hit him," said Sakura.

"YOU TAPPED HIM!"

"STOP!" yelled Kakashi.

All was quiet. Everybody was scared. Even Higaru stopped stalking the grampa and chasing the cat. When Kakashi was mad, you gotta watch out.

"Naruto," continued Kakashi, "How can you not know the answer to these questions? And Sasuke, stop acting so baby-ish. That's Naruto's job!"

"B-b-but..." they both whimpered.

"Go to you rooms!" screeched Kakashi. Sakura and the whole village covered their ears.

"Yes mother," Naruto and Sasuke obeyed.

"And Naruto," started Kakashi. He had an evil smile on. But hey, who could tell?

"Yes mother?" replied a shaking Naruto.

"FINISH YOUR MATH AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS!"

Sasuke and Naruto quickly sprinted back to their house, trying to get away from Kakashi's wrath.

"Does this happen often?" asked Himari, standing there like nothing happened.

"No," replied Sakura, shocked that Himari was not affected by Kakashi's outburst.

"Oh, just thought that if he always did that at home, then maybe he would do it here."

-sweatdrop-

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There! I think this is my longest chapter ever. -smiles-

Himaru: Okay...So if Himari's you muse and my sister, does that mean I'm your muse too?

Me: No, you're my friend so I command you to get me a soda!

Himari: Hey, does that mean I get to order her around too?

Me: no

PWEASE REVIEW! Or I'll get Himaru and Himari to get you. -looks at you- On second thought, you decide to review or not -backs away-