Buffy
by Mattel
By VanillaKitten
Spike walked along the dark roads of Sunnydale, a cigarette dangling from his mouth. He stopped short and peer into a window into the eyes of an all too familiar looking doll.
Not at all embarrassed, Spike walked inside picked up the box with out a moments hesitation and place it on the counter, together with a couple of rumpled twenties. "A gift for a little one? How sweet, we are having a two for one sale today though very rare. So what do you say huh?" the shop keeper asked politely.
Spike stood in his crypt holding the Ken doll upside down so his hair dipped into the can of peroxide. He then suited the Ken doll into a small leather jacket and combat boots. He then grabbed Barbie suiting her in some denim and rather stylish shoes "Something's missing though…" Spike thought eyeing the doll "Ah, of course" he broke of some wood from an old toothpick and wedged the piece right between the well positioned hands of the doll "perfect".
"Oh, you big bad vampire I'm going to put a stake through your heart!" Spike said in a false falsetto voice making it as high and feminine as he could "you already have, baby" Spike said shaking the ken doll a little closer to Barbie or Buffy doll. "oh, Spike kiss me you big bad vampire" he squeaked out inching the Buffy doll a little closer to the Spike doll moaning falsely "Spike, Spike…"
"Spike?" Spike shoved the dolls behind the stone pillar "Bloody Hell! Slayer don't you ever knock!" Spike roared out glad he didn't have a circulation to rush to his face, if he did he'd be as red as a tomato. "What were you just doing?" Buffy asked genuinely puzzled "Nothing" Spike shot back defensively "W-were you just playing dolls?" Buffy asked her face a question mark "No…what do you want I'm very busy!" Spike said "I was wondering if you were gonna patrol with me tonight? A new powers rising" Buffy said "Oh, sure just wait for me out side…now" Spike demanded watching her nervously. Buffy rolled her eyes and stepped outside.
"Will continue this later baby" Spike made the Spike doll growl before rushing off before the real slayer.
The End