You know, since I finished Kakashi's team, I'm doing Asuma's team! First of all, this chapter is really special because lots of people -cough2chough- asked for it. Now... I'm going to embarrass... SHIKAMARU!

Shika: This is so troublesome...

Me: This is why we love you. But it's too troublesome to tell you.

Himari: Since Emerald doesn't want to thank the reviewers, I will.

Himaru: WHAT ABOUT ME? -cries into fur of pet cat Hinaru-

Me: I guess you can help...

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Recap:

"And Naruto," started Kakashi. He had an evil smile on. But hey, who could tell?

"Yes mother?" replied a shaking Naruto.

"FINISH YOUR MATH AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS!"

Sasuke and Naruto quickly sprinted back to their house, trying to get away from Kakashi's wrath.

"Does this happen often?" asked Himari, standing there like nothing happened.

"No," replied Sakura, shocked that Himari was not affected by Kakashi's outburst.

"Oh, just thought that if he always did that at home, then maybe he would do it here."

-sweatdrop-

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Chapter 6: Troublesome Curse

-newscaster voice- Today, something horrible will happen. I just know it. But, of course I know it, I made it up! But YOU will have to find out yourself. MUHAHAHA!

Such a beautiful day it was in the Leaf village, the children playing, the adults working, gambling and cheating on each other.. wait, cheating on each other? Pretend you didn't hear that. Anyways, with such a beautiful day, Ino decided to ask a question.

"Asuma-sensei, do you know why Shikamaru always say troublesome?" asked Ino, staring at her nails, observing them if there was a broken nail.

"No, but why don't you ask him?" suggested Asuma.

"Yeah -chomp- why -chomp- don't you -chomp- ask -chomp- him?" supported Chouji (Himari here, just asking, is there a 'u' in chouji?)

So they walked towards Shikamaru in a field, talking to someone...

"SHIKA!" shreeked Ino, scaring away whatever Shika (hehe) was talking to.

Shikamaru glared at her before muttering, "Told you not to call me that, troublesome-pig."

But Ino's glare was starting to make him scared and he tried to run for his life. Poor Shika, he couldn't because he was surronded.

"What do you want?" sighed Shika.

"Why do you always say 'troublesome'?" they asked in unison. Well, Asuma and Ino asked, Chouji was eating a big plate of stake.

Shika tried to look for a place to escape, but there was a tree behind him, Chouji on his right, Ino in front of him, Asuma on his left and a tree branch above his head. He tried digging his way out, but soon found out he couldn't because he was sitting on a log. (Lets just say he used so much of his chakra he couldn't use any jutsus, k?)

"This is too troublesome," started Shikamaru, "well, I'm cursed with this troublesome monster. It keeps on saying troublesome over and over again.

Suddenly, a drawf like creature that looked like a pig and a cyclops cross-over popped out and screamed.

"TROUBLESOME!" it screeched. Then it was doing a weird dance that looked like a cross-over of the moon walk and tango. Then it started to do the MACERAINA(sp?)! But the worst part of it was at the end, it started to strip. Now, it was a male, but... IT DIDN'T HAVE A PENIS!

"AHHHH! IT BURNS!" screamed Ino, running for her dear life like as if she was going to get raped.

Chouji was daydreaming about food, food, and food. When he looked at the 'thing', he thought it was a sausage. But when he got a good look at it, he started barfing out blood and rolling around the grass.

Asuma was shocked. So shocked, that the only thing he could do was let his tears roll down his cheeks and whispering, "So beautiful."

Shika looked normal, probably because he seen this lots of time. In fact, he saw this 1959516846146546514665431314547533 times already. Now, you're probably wondering what happened to the 'thing'. Well, now it seems to be doing the salsa and disco.

Then it put on a thong and started to hump itself. Everybody started screaming and screeching. Villagers wondered what was going on and looked. 1.5 seconds later they were rolling on the ground and crying, or some were covering their eyes and saying, "So beautiful," or "Why can't I be him," or "1000000000 yen so you can dance at my club!"

"TROUBLESOME!" it screamed again, this time humping a sandwich.

"They shouldn't have asked that, troublesome people," said Shika, walking away. The 'thing' noticed and decided to stalk him.

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Short chapter 'cuz I have no idea what I should do next.

Reviews!

Kittyclaw:

Himari: Wow, we made you feel special.

Himaru: Wow, we made you feel special.

Sunai: Himaru, stop copying her. Remember last time? -shudders-

Himaru: SUNAI-KUN! -glomps him-

Trenchcoatgirl-Kyo:

Himaru: Disturbing? Cool.

Himari: She means you.

Himaru: Oh...

Kaisho: Ewww... Himari.. your sister is gross. -looks at Himaru- I mean.. her inner is gross.

Himari: KAISHO BABY! -jumps him-

Hachinoko:

Kaisho: Ino fat? That would be the day.

Sunai: You do know Himari has a tracking device on you. -sweatdrop-

Go Go Gal 13:

Himari: There you go! Another chapter!

Himaru: There you go! Another chapter!

Himari: Stop it.

Himaru: Stop it.

Kaisho and Sunai are my new characters! YAY! Himari and Himaru are obsessed with them! To see their profiles, look at my Profile!