A/N: I LOVED your beautiful reviews by the way. Especially since this is the last chapter. Whatever. Here's the LAST freakin' chapter of this story. 7 MONTHS! Damn!

"Burn down hell," Sunny murmured with a poof of plothole.

"Sorry?"

"Burn down HO-tel," Sunny said, clearing her throat obviously.

"Aahh," Olaf said. And the bloodthirsty Baudelaires formed a tribal circle around him while Olaf whined at the thought of fire. "We have to?"

"Ah ooh ah ee ah oh oh oh, Ah oo ah ee ah oh oh oh, Ah ooh ah ee ah oh oh oh, Ah ooh ah ee ah oh oh oh—HOO!"

"I surrender!"

"Let's go warn the people, bitches!" Sunny cried and jumped into the elevator.

"PEOPLE STAY IN THE HOTEL, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!"
"Bull-shit!" cried Mr. Remora, Ms. Bass, Nero, Hal, Carmelita, Esmé, Frank, Ernest, Dewey—cough twins, Jerome, woman with hair but no beard, man with beard but no hair, Mr. Poe, Josephine, Monty, Sir, Charles, the crow-shaped hat people, Quigley, Duncan, Isadora, Captain Widdershins, Fiona, Fernald, white-faced women, fat shehe, baldie with long nose, Justice Strauss, Olivia, Madame Lulu, Kit, Jacques, the mysterious taxi driver, Babs, and everyone else the Baudelaires had met in their extensive travels.

"No shit!" cried a pimp in the corner.

"Whatever, homes," said Mr. Poe.

"Let's ditch this Popsicle stand!" said Klaus and flew like a raven in a skyyyy of doves (I'll make you lurve to hate me)(Anyone? No.)

"Nah, I'd rather just stay here and smoke," smoked Olaf, sitting on a nearby convenient bench, a la Mrs. Krabappel.

Anyway, where was Klaus? Doves—into the magical boat!

"Hey! I'm the magical one!" Magical Trevor said.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor Cuz the tricks that he does are ever so clever Look at him now, disappearing the cow Where is the cow, hidden right now? Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip It's made of magic, and with a little flick……………There's so much Ragu

Sylvie began doing the robot and singing it randomly.

Aaaaaanyhoo, Violet, Klaus and Sunny were jumping into the Magical Trevor boat, arguing about whether they had done the right thing or not.

"We're noble! We've just done things like light constant fires, disguised ourselves, and lied to people."

"Yeah, we're nowhere near as bad as Olaf," scoffed Klaus. "He's just lit constant fi—"

"Better not go there," said Justice Strauss before plummeting to her death as the building collapsed.

The brilliant readers in the audience said, "Well, if the building collapsed and everyone in it died, wouldn't Olaf die too?"

SMACK!

"Then there would be no plot, and no books sold for the 13th one," Lemaniel said wisely.

"No plot! Oh dearie me, how could that ever happen?" Violet brought her hands to her face, Home Alone style.

SMACK!
What happened?

Oh right, the Bauds escaped on the magical boat with Magical Trevor and his clever tricks.

THE END

Yeah, it sucked, but just review and tell me how much it sucked. I'm losing my touch with parodies. Anyway, just REVIEW.