Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School. I do not own the original story this is based on.

The sun's beams howled the beginning of a new day as children and teens began the new school year. And everyone in Amity Park woke up to the sound of an explosion at Fenton Works.

"I'm OK!" Jack Fenton exclaimed.

Danny and Jazz walked down the stairs to see the living room floor covered in goo.

"Jeez, dad, do you have to start the day working on whatever it is you have?" Danny asked as Jazz figured a way around the mess. The teenage girl already received enough goo on her from the summer. She could still feel it in her hair sometimes.

"It's better than coffee," Jack said with pride. "every day just working with your mother's and I's machine pumps me up, baby!"

Maddie walked in with a Fenton Industrial Floor Cleaner and a cup of coffee for her and her husband.

"Morning kids. Breakfast is on the table," Maddie greeted as she joined Jack on their lastest invention.

"I am so glad mom finally finished you," Jazz pointed to the cleaner. "Now, I don't have to step in goo every day."

Danny and Jazz finished breakfast at a relatively good pace. Since today seemed nice, and the two didn't want anything to jinx it, Jazz drove Danny to school. At school, Danny saw his friends Sam and Tucker and quickened his pace towards them.

"Tucker! Sam!" the halfa waved to his friends.

"Dude," Tucker greeted as he waved back.

"Hey Danny," Sam said. "How was last night? No ghost alarms went off?"

Danny and Tucker turned to their gothic friend with raised brows. Sam was probably the last person on Earth to care about Phantasma. Tucker was aware of her not-jealousy, but Danny at least knew Sam didn't trust the banshee.

"Phanty made it through the night fine, but there was a ghost attack, and my folks saw me as Danny Phantom and think I did it," Danny said to his friends as their facial expressions changed with each word. Sam and Tucker went from curious to surprise to shock. Their faces said, 'Oh crap.'

"Yeah," Danny rubbed his head. "But get this," Danny gathered his friends closer so no one could hear them. "Phanty managed to get my dad to think, for a small moment, about seeing a ghost and not go shoot first, ask nothing."

Sam stood up in shock while Tucker checked his ears. They were sure to be mistaken when the two heard that Phantasma, a ghost in disguise, got Jack Fenton, a man known to blather on about ghosts and how to tear them apart molecule by molecule, to possibly be friendly to one for a moment. But before the friends could inquire Danny further, the bell for first period rang, and they did not want to be late. Plus, it was better to go now before a ghost disrupted the first day of school. Not that Danny wouldn't have done anything, but not being late for the first class was a good idea.

"Ha! Ha! BEWARE! For I, the Box Ghost, shall ruin your day of institutionalized education with my cardboard wrath!" The Box Ghost said as he flew top the school. But before he was within a mile's reach, a stray ectoblast knocked him off course.

"Who dares attack the Box Ghost!?"

"I dare," said a man on the rooftops-

"It's Deadpool."

-said Deadpool as he interrupted the author, with an ecto-blaster aimed at the box ghost. The Box Ghost noticed a red dot on his forehead but ignored the threat of a blaster.

"You think to be a threat to me?! I am the Box Ghost master of-"

Zap!

Another blast had hit the annoying specter in the face and pushed him back a bit. That made him mad.

"Sorry pal, but you're not needed for this scene, so," Deadpool pulled out a small device. "**** off."

"Did you just bleep yourself?" The Box Ghost didn't think anyone would do that. Or see that.

"Yeah, but it needs to recharge after a while, so I can't swear as much," Deadpool turned to the readers. "Despite this fic having a T rating. Can you believe it?"

"Who are you talking to? Seriously, there's no one there." The box dropped his usually hammy voice for that last sentence.

"The voices in my head," Deadpool snarked as he drew a katana. "And right now they're telling me to cut up some cardboard."

The Box Ghost flew towards t merc who jumped back a struck a pose.

"I wish you readers could read this fight scene. It's gonna be awesome, but the author has to keep the 'T' rating."

Lancer had begun the semester with another 'classic' book. Danny, Sam, and Tucker had forgotten the name of the book the moment the name came out of the teacher's mouth.

Danny feigned paying attention in between Dash assaulting him with spitballs and whatever the teachers said.

I wonder how Phanty's doing? Ghoul school can't be different from human school. Can it?

Phantasma had packed her things last night. While she was sad that things would become a bit distant with Danny, she was screaming happy to start the new school year with her friends. Though they did hang out over the summer, Phanty had put most of her time on her relationship with Danny.

"I wonder if Danny is having a good day at school?" Phanty thought out loud. "He should be. I mean, who wouldn't like him?"

Dash had pushed Danny from behind and shoved him into the locker.

"Ah..a whole Summer without doing that," Dash took in a deep breath. "Summer is never perfect."

"Well, maybe that one guy. What was his name?" Phanty wondered out loud. "all I remember are the cats."

From above, a single, floating hand dropped a book in front of the ghoul. At the sound, the banshee screamed so loud, she was sure her heart started up.

"Phantasma," Mrs. Grimwood, the headmistress, roared with a stern tone. May I remind you that it is the beginning of class. You may have plenty of time thinking about boys after class."

Phanty sunk back into her desk in embarrassment. "Yes, Mrs. Grimwood."

"Now then, before I start, I have a couple of announcements to make," Ms. Grimwood made sure she had everyone's attention. "Sadly, due to various issues, Godzina will be unable to join us this year. And Mr. Martian decided it might be better for Mary to go to a school closer to home, so she won't be here as well."

The collective of ghouls moaned and wept, and not in a happy way.

"Does this mean we're the only ones this year?" Tanis asked with a raised hand.

"That brings me to my next announcement, we have a last-minute transfer student. She's new to schools. So, I want you all to make sure she feels welcome."

The ghouls wanted to shriek in joy, but a playful, stern glance from Ms. Grimwood made them remain quiet. the headmistress waited till they remained seat in silence before she resumed.

"Now now girls, there will time for excitement later. I'll even bake up a nice cake, If you behave," that got the class's attention even more. "good, now come on in dearie."

The rest of the class went by in typical fashion, but without any ghosts. Which unnerved Danny a bit, to the notice of his friends. Even the students were wondering where the spirits were. It seemed like a new normal to them.

"Come on, Danny, it's not a bad sign," Sam tried her best, but deep down, she shared the sentiment.

"Not a bad sign? This is the best chance to make my life miserable. The ghosts know that" Danny explained as he grabbed his books from the locker. "There is no way they would miss the chance."

"I wonder what's keeping them," Tucker pondered. He figured at least the Box Ghost would show up, he was too persistent not to.

Skulker had a simple plan of laying traps in the school and kicking Danny when he's down, but someone else had other plans. The hunter was on the ground with the arms, legs, and jet wings of his suit cut off. They laid motionless against whatever part of the ground nearby, as Deadpool hacked them to tiny pieces.

"Seriously!?" Skulker yelled as he hobbled over to Deadpool. "My plans to finally catch the ghost child were thwarted by a man in a red suit? And do you have to keep chopping up my arms and legs?"

"You're the ghost that controls tech, right?" Deadpool took a moment to stop with his swords and talk. "Gotta make sure you can't control this."

"That's Technus! I'm Skulker!"

"As for the red suit, it's because you're on the naughty list," Deadpool chopped up another piece. "My advice, try to get on the nice list. Maybe you'll get a new suit."

Skulker sulkily glared at the man.

"I'd let you get a shot, but I'd either grow it back or reattach it. Plus, none of these stories are allowed to have an M rating, so…bye. But before I go, here's some company."

Deadpool left Skulker with a tied-up Box Ghost. While restrained, the ghost could still talk to Skulker's agony. And worse, due to his pride, Skulker couldn't bear to eject his true diminutive form to the fear and shame of being ridiculed by the Box Ghost. Or worse.

"BEWARE…my fury!"

"Shut! Up!" Skulker looked to the direction Deadpool went in. "You're next, after the whelp."

The bell rang as Danny and his friends were now officially done with school. Not a single ghost emergency, and Danny still felt a little tense.

"Maybe I should fly around. Check to see how everyone is doing," Danny expected a response, but turned around to see an exhausted Sam and Tucker.

"Dude, you do that," Tucker didn't know what to do to calm his friend down.

"Really?" Danny was a little relieved. "But what about you guys?"

"Relax," Sam placed a hand on Danny's shoulder. "It's the first day, Lancer and the other teachers didn't give us that much homework. We can chill at your place."

"Yeah. I'll get the games set up," Tucker held up his electronics.

"And I'll bring the snacks that never had a face on it," Sam replied. Tucker was alright with the vegan snacks, provided Sam doesn't interfere with his meals.

Danny smiled at his friends and left to find a place to transform. Sam sighed at seeing her friend smile but did not like the look Tucker gave her. Nor the same one Valerie gave her when she walked by.

"Still clueless?" Valerie asked with an innocent grin.

"Yes, but he's taken," Tucker answered. "And Sam's not over it…yet."

Valerie wanted to be happy for Danny, but she remembered what happened over the summer.

"Is her name Felica?" Valerie deadpanned. Tucker and Sam shook their heads. While Sam didn't know who Felicia was, Tucker only heard of her through Danny. They wondered what the girl would have done to upset Valerie.

"That's good," Valerie walked away from the two. She walked her same route back home as she always did. Until she saw a certain ghost boy flying through the air.

The view from above was breathtaking, Danny felt a sort of calmness in him. A feeling that elevated when he saw that he got a call from a certain banshee in his life.

"Hello there, spooky beauty," Danny spoke with a semi-suave voice.

"Well, now, how's my haunting hunk?" Phanty replied in a sultry voice.

The two laughed at their little flirts. It felt like forever since they saw each other last. But it was only two days ago on Saturday.

"So, how was your day?" Phanty asked. There was excitement in her voice, but as far as Danny knew, there was no reason for it. But he played along.

"Well, besides being stuffed in a locker and going through lectures with homework, nothing special," Danny thought for a moment. "But no ghosts attacked, so that's good, but I can't help but wonder where they went. Anyway, how was ghoul school?"

"It was a riot, my friends and I howled up the night so bad, the dead had to call the police," Phantasma exclaimed.

"You're…kidding," Danny didn't know what to make of that. It was hard to tell if she was telling the truth or not.

"But that's not the best part," there was a tease in her voice. "We got a new student, and guess what?"

A stray blast knocked the phone out of Danny's hand before he could hear the rest. He fumbled but managed to grab it. Above him, Danny could see Valerie all suited up.

"Thought you could hide from me, Phantom?" Valerie had her cubes aimed at him.

"Sorry, but I'm gonna have to call you back," Danny hung up the phone.

"Danny wait-" Phanty tried to reach him, but the phone went dead. Phanty was worried now. She didn't know who attacked him. The banshee would have cried if her friends didn't console her.

"Dawww…relax Phanty," Elsa slapped her friend on the back. "If Danny is as tough as you say, then he can handle whatever it is."

"Aroooo! You gotta keep yourself together," Winnie howled.

Sibella gave Phanty a comforting, fangy smile. Tanis came by and hugged the ghost girl.

"Their right," said a new voice. One whose owner flew towards the banshee. "My cousin is tougher than he looks."

Phantasma wiped any tears that threatened to escape.

"Thank you guys," everyone came together for a group hug. "And sorry I wasn't able to tell Danny about you, Dani."

"That's fine," Dani floated to the ceiling. "We'll tell him next time. Still can't believe you two are dating."

"Well, I'm the ghost with the most," Phanty cackled. "And this ghost wants to haunt one guy."

Eventually, the other ghouls joined in on the laughter. Even Dani felt like accompanying the choir. Their screeching laughter became so loud, the cadets at the Calloway Military Academy next door could feel the vibrations.

"Another year, another day of the torture we hear," a cadet commented.

"Affirmative."

Happy Friday the 13th! I thought this day would be perfect for the next chapter. So now, Danny and Phanty start school, but wait, Dani is now at Ms. Grimwood's Finishing School. What does that mean for her? And when will Danny find out? you'll see in the next chapter of course. Anyway, enjoy the day, Friday the 13th is only comes once or twice a year, don't know about thrice though.

Special Thanks to NeoMark for the help.

Hey! You forgot to talk about how I appeared and made Danny's first day back nicer. Though it was still crappy.

Deadpool no!

By the way, thanks for the bleeper, but can we have the readers actually read about my fights?

Fine, but any butchering must be offscreen.

Deal. Bye.

Ok, now that he's gone, Reviews:

Major Simi: Thanks.

61394: Jack probably did see Disney's Jungle Book. The animated one. Maybe that's where he got the inspiration from.

Jebest4781: You'll see.

Luiz4200: Not a kid in a costume. Although, Halloween is not that too far away. Maybe.

Dreams Come True 996: i think Skulker was too busy spying to notice the bats. As for the desserts, you know what they say about too many sweets being bad for you. So the ghosts, ghouls, and monsters should be able to handle them fine. If the Fentons can accept Danny in canon, they should accept Phantasma. Eventually.

Hey BFC?! Got any chimichangas in this chapter? It not, I'm gonna swipe your debit card to buy them, like I do with NeoMark.

Deadpool!

Bye, thanks for the debit card.