1It's not a Diary

Chapter One: The train ride

Disclaimer: I own... um... nothing. Kinda sad, but life isn't always fair now is it?

A/N: Wow, today is a really good day for me! I updated Lily and James: the Whole Story and Miami, the City of Love, plus I have up this new story, and I have up another story, Green with Envy Don't you all just love me? Well, anyway, I hope you like this. It might be kind of boring, but I promise it will get funnier. Don't forget to reveiw.

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September 1, Hogwarts Express, Prefect compartment

My name is James Potter. I love long walks along the lake, moose tracks ice cream, and Lily Evans. Did I mention Lily Evans? I don't think I made my point clear enough...

I LOVE LILY EVANS! Did you catch that? Okay, good.

So anyway, I'm not really sure why I even chose to keep a journal. And this is a journal. Not a diary. Guys don't have diaries. At least I don't. I have a journal. And you better remember that. But anyway, my life is certainly interesting enough, I am sure that I will remember my last year at Hogwarts very well. Especially with Lily Evans around...

For Example. I am Head Boy this year to Lily's Head Girl. When she found out, she threw an owl treat at my head. It hit me in the eye, and she freaked out because I sort of mislead her into thinking I could no longer see out of that eye. It did kind of hurt, but I just love to mess with her.

Anyway, Remus thinks it is a good idea to keep a journal so that I will have something to do instead of bully Snivi...Snape. We all agreed that would stop this year, as it was for the best.

Sirius thinks that I should write everything I ever think about Lily Evans in here, rather than say it to her face, but I don't like that idea very much because I know he will find a way to give it to her.

Lily Evans is now standing outside of my door, talking with her friends, Emmeline Vance and Hallie Greene. Why am I calling her Lily Evans still? Gotta stop that. Anyway, Emma notices me semi-staring, and I look down. I keep writing and Emma and Hallie leave. Lily is now standing outside, all alone. She seems to be waiting for someone. Damn, she looks so good. Her green eyes caught the light as she... wait.

No! Now Snape is outside, talking to Lily. He seems to be getting closer by the second, while she backs away. She reaches for her wand, but can't seem to find it. That dirty bitch, he looks like he is going to kiss her. I should do something. Now.

Shit, Snape is such a bastard. Lily was crushed against the wall, hitting Snape as hard as she could, everywhere she could think of, but he wouldn't let go of her. I walked out, and immediately got their attention. No one could do that to my Lily.

"Excuse me Snape. Is there a problem here?" I asked. Snape looked up at me, scowling. Lily pulled away from him, and hurried over to me. Looking back, I'm not sure if I put my arm around her, or if she kind of did the work, but I know I ended up holding her, and she didn't seem to mind.

"Me and Lily were just having a discussion," Snape said with a smirk. Lily looked away. She seemed ready to be sick.

"Well, being Head Boy, I seem to think that a month of detention should be fitting. However, it is not in my power to give more than a week, so you are left with that. I will report this to your Head of House immediately though," I said. Snape glared at me, and with that, he turned around and left.

I walked inside the compartment with Lily still in my arms. At that point I let go of her, as it was then I realized I had been holding her. Lily sat down, and I did the same. I thought of sitting next to her, but I didn't, and sat across instead. She just looked at me for a second before breaking the silence.

"Thanks for that," She said. I nodded, disbelievingly. Did Lily Evans... shit, no. No last name! Did Lily just thank me? "I really appreciate it. I also am glad you didn't curse him or anything," Lily then continued. I smiled at that. Remus had said that she would notice a difference if I didn't bully, but damn! That was quick!

"Yeah, well. What else could I have done, just leave you out there for him to do who knows what?" I said. Lily smiled, something I was grateful about. She hadn't yelled at me once in the whole conversation.

"I'm just glad you were here. Speaking of which, why were you here, all alone in the prefects compartment?" She said. I decided to have a little fun.

"Well, my eye was still kind of hurting from when you threw that owl treat at me," I started. She smiled, and I was very glad she knew I was joking, "No, really though. I don't know, I just kind of felt like being alone for a while." Lily nodded. I chose to leave out the part I was writing about her in a journal.

"But why were you standing out there? It seemed like you were waiting for someone. Not that I was watching you," I said, then mentally kicked myself. That was probably the creepiest sentence I had ever spoken. Not that I was watching you... come on! That practically screams stalker!

"I was waiting for Jake," Lily said quietly. I froze. Jake Witowski was Lily's boyfriend. No doubt they had planned a nice snogging session to kick off the new term.

"Oh," was all I could say.

"Yeah. I don't know why I am even bothering to tell you this, but I think I am going to break up with him. There just isn't anything between us, you know?" Lily said. What was that? No spark between Lily and her boyfriend? Does that mean she is attracted to someone else? Me for example? No, I shouldn't get ahead of myself.

"Oh," was, once again, my lame ass response. Damn, she is so awesome. No, she is beyond awesome. She is awesome, and cool, and sweet... She is swoosome! Sweet, cool, and awesome combined. Yeah, that is a good word for Lily Ev... Lily.

Swoosome. I like that. Swoosome. Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Lily is breaking up with Jake. What did I say next?

"Hey, when you break up with him, go out with me?" No, that definitely wasn't it. Damn, now I forgot!...Okay, wow. A lot of dots. I don't remember what I said, but I know that after, Lily goes, "Okay, well I had better go find Jake. It's just like him not to show up, to make me track him down." Then she left. And I got out my journal. And wrote this.

And now I am done writing this, and now I think I am going to go find Sirius. I told him to count to 1,000,000 and that I would be back when he was at around 15,634. I better hurry, I'm not sure he can count that high.

September 1, Heads dorm, Common room

This Head's common room is nice. I mean nice... They have really fluffy towels in the bathrooms. It is sweet. Lily is already in bed, so I decided to come write in my non-diary journal.

That was probably the most interesting start of term feast I have ever participated in. Lily's boyfriend, Jake, is a Ravenclaw, so she had to go to his table to talk to him. She had apparently not found him on the train. Little bastard.

Anyway, I also went to the Ravenclaw table when she went. I was in search of Z. Z is a seventh year, whose real name is Zachariah. Since he hates that name, he just goes by Z. He is a pretty cool kid. So anyway, I walked up to Z, and we talked, and stuff like that, but I also kept an ear out for what Lily was saying.

She walked over to Jake and sat down.

"Hi Jake. Where were you on the train?" she said. Now let me tell you, that was just about the most boring thing to say to a guy you are about to break up with. But it doesn't really matter, as she is so swoosome. Ha! Sirius said I would totally forget about that word in a few hours, but I didn't! Hahaha!

So anyway, then Jake goes, "I was waiting outside the prefect compartment for an hour, where were you?" He sounded really snobby. I can see why Lily wants so break up with him. What a brat.

"I was waiting for you there, were you maybe a little late?" Lily asked, as if talking to a three year old. I'm guessing she hadn't really gotten over that fact that if Jake had been there, Snape would never have touched her.

"I might have been late, so what? You are my girlfriend, you should wait for me. Why did you leave, were you off with that stupid Potter?" At that point I really wanted to punch Jake. But then I realized I was talking to Z, and he had just asked me if I like the new soup the house elves made.

"Yeah, totally," I said, taking a huge bite and nearly spitting it out. That had to be the worst soup I have ever tasted. Ick... Anyway, Lily then started speaking to Jake again.

"Yes, because while I was waiting for you, I was molested by Snape, and James happened to save me," Lily said. The venom in her voice was unbelievable. Now I realize that I think Lily might have been half standing up for me, because after she said that, she slapped him hard, said they were through, and stomped off. I turned around and pretended I hadn't been listening. I talked to Z for a few more minutes, then left to go back to the Gryffindor table.

Oh! That reminds me. After dinner I went to talk to Professor Slughorn about what Snape did. Professor Slughorn loves me, so he had no trouble believing what I said. After I told him, he called Snape into his office.

Snape looked pissed when he walked in. I mean pissed. Like, just ran into a hoard of bees, girl friend broke up with him, lost the Quiddich cup by 1000 points pissed. It was that bad.

So anyway, Snape walks in (pissed) and sits down, waiting for Slughorn to talk. I am standing by the door, trying hard not to laugh at him. When I leave about 20 minutes later, Snape has detention for two months, every night, and is suspended from all Hogsmeade trips this year. Serves him right, doing that to Lily.

I'm kind of tired, I wonder what time it is. 10:30 already? Wow. I'm going to go to bed now. And as for Lily... I think I will wait and see. By tomorrow she will probably go back to hating me...

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