It's not a Diary
Chapter three: Delaney Fisher
Disclaimer: I own Delaney... not sure just how much of an honor that is though... lol.
A/N: Here is another chapter! I hope the wait wasn't too long! Thanks so much to all of my reviewers, you rock! Well, I hope you enjoy this chapter, I personally loved writing it!
Monday September 8, Owlry, Shady corner near the back
I'm scared. Like honestly scared. I am right now scared for my life. Honestly, I think I may die sometime soon. Not even kidding. Okay, so maybe I am stretching the truth a little bit, but really. If you were in my position, you would be scared too.
Alright, maybe now I should explain why I am in a dark, shadowy corner of the circular (?) owlry, fearing for my life. On Friday, I acquired a stalker. And not just any random stalker, but guess just who it is?
Delaney freaking Fisher. Oh wait! I have never told you about Delaney Fisher, have I? No, I started this journal much after the Delaney Fisher incident. Lucky you.
Ok, so back in 5th year, when I was a total prat, I was obsessed with getting Lily to go out with me. Sirius I think it was, suggested that since Lily seemed to hate me so much, I should get a girl friend and try to get over Lily.
Now, after this experience, I had officially stopped taking Sirius's advice on girls. Ok, excluding that time in 6th year when he told me that... never mind, that is a story I would rather not go into. The embarrassment still lives on.
So anyway, I asked out Delaney Fisher, and she said yes. So we were going out for about three weeks, when I realized that I still liked Lily, and, to make a long story short, I broke up with her. I was nice about it too, I just said that I didn't think things were working out.
Then all of a sudden, she starts crying, right there in the middle of the Three Broomsticks, and says she loved me, and that we are meant to be together. And blah blah blah. Then she hexes me so boils erupt on my face and said she was breaking up with me even though she loved me. Hello! I already broke up with her. But she totally made me look bad.
Then she spread all of these rumors about me, saying things like that I slept with my cousin, and stupid stuff like that. But anyway, we hadn't talked in about a year and all of a sudden, on Friday, she runs up to me asking to get me back.
"James-y poo!" she yelled from down the hall. I was walking out of charms with Lily and Remus when all of a sudden she runs up behind me and pushes me into a wall. And she just starts snogging me, right there! The little bitch. So anyway, then I push her off, and she just looks at me.
"James! I missed you so much! Will you go out with me please? You haven't gone out with anyone since me, I can just tell that you miss me as well. What do you say?" Delaney said, staring at me. I frowned.
"Yeah right! Maybe the reason I hadn't gone out with anyone since you is because you scared the shit out of me, and am now officially scared of dating," I said. That was not true, since I continued to ask Lily out long after that, but I don't think she knew that.
"James! How can you do this to me! I will get you back," she said. Then she walked away, crying. Her friend was rubbing her back and glaring at me. Like I did something wrong! Come on!
So since then, she has been following me, trying to talk to me 24/7, and asking me out non-stop. No matter where I am, there she is. Being a Gryffindor 6th year, she is always with me when I am in the common room. She always manages to find me in the library, and she also tries to sit near me at every meal.
The owlry is the only place I felt safe. That I could come and write in here.
But this thing with Delaney has really gotten me thinking. Like how I used to do the same thing with Lily. I didn't stalk her to this extent, but I asked her out constantly. And then I didn't get it when she always said no. I think I should go apologize to her for that.
But shit. Someone is coming. Time to activate the Thouritten spell.
There, okay. So shit. I am hiding behind the door, and guess who should just happen to be in the owlry?
DELANEY FISHER! What is up with that girl? She is like the demon child. I think Satan has taken over her body. What did I ever do to you Satan? Why don't you stalk Sirius, he is good looking enough.
"James-y poo? James? Is that you?" She says. Damn she wasn't supposed to see me.
"No," Like she will fall for that. Wait, she is leaving. Holy shit, she is really stupid. She is leaving. No wait, she is turning around and looking right at me. Oops, I probably shouldn't have stood up.
"You're so silly! What are you doing on the ground James-y?" Delaney said. I wonder just how gullible she is.
"I thought there was a hole in the floor, so I bent don't to see if I could fit through it and make a quick escape," I said dully. She laughs. Ugh, I really want to get out of here.
"Why are you leaving me? I love you James!" Delaney yells after me as I walk right out of the owlry. I bet she is going to chase after me soon. But whatever, I just want to get myself as far away from her as possible. What time is it? Is it dinner time yet? Yes! 6:05, perfect. If I get there right at the perfect time, I can get a seat surrounded by people so she can't sit with me.
Okay, so I'm in the Great Hall, I think I am going to stop this. Until next time (whenever that will be, when I don't have my stalker looking over my shoulder at all the shitty things I am writing about her).
-James
Wednesday September 10, Heads Dorm, Common Room
I hate my life. And I hate Delaney Fisher. With a passion. But I still love Lily. With a passion. So anyway, today is the first day since Saturday that started out with Delaney trying to sit with me at breakfast. We were all kind of suspicious, but one of her friends said that she was sick, so we shrugged it off.
After breakfast, I walked out of the Great Hall with Sirius on our way to Divination. That really is a pretty cool subject. Except that the teacher is screwed up. She keeps insisting that I am going to be the father of God or something like that. But anyway, I'm off topic. How unlike me...
So we walk out and I see Delaney standing there, and she says hello, and I ignore her. And she says hello again. And I ignore her again, and keep walking with Sirius. So now she is following us down the hall, saying hello over and over again. And let me tell you, it is pretty damn annoying to have someone do that to you. So finally she runs in front of us and puts a leg locker curse on both Sirius and I.
By this time everyone in the hall was staring at us. And Sirius was swearing his head off, trying to hobble over to her. But she just pushed him over and then he had immense trouble getting back up. If the circumstances had been different, it probably would have actually been really funny. But this wasn't exactly the time to laugh.
So anyway, then Delaney comes over to me and says, "I was looking for you yesterday. Where were you?" I just stared for a moment after that. She was practically glued to my hip all day yesterday. And every other day for that matter.
"What are you talking about? And why won't you leave me alone?" I had said. She just looked at me, as if she was honestly puzzled.
"What are you talking about? I'm just trying to spend some time with my boyfriend," Delaney said. Now she had just gone too far. However, before I could act, there was a loud bang from behind Delaney and hair sprouted all over her face and arms. Frankly she looked like a monkey, but don't tell her I said that. Wait, actually, why not, tell her.
But anyway, Delaney doubles over, looking at her arms, and Lily is standing behind her, wand up. She looked so pissed off. And strangely sexy. So then she storms over to Delaney and kicks her.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Lily said, her eyes ablaze with anger.
"What do you mean? Is it against the law for me to have a friendly conversation with my boyfriend?" Delaney said. Lily looked at her as if she was insane... which she is now that I think of it. So then, before I knew what was happening, Lily just punches Delaney in the face.
"What do you not get about James saying that he doesn't like you? He is not your boyfriend!" Lily screamed. She then turned off and stomped away, not even looking at me. I took the leg locker curse off of Sirius, and he took it off me, getting to his feet.
"That was weird," Sirius simply said. Then we walked off to Divination, where we were told upon arriving that we would both fall on the wrong side of a leg-locker curse. That teacher is so good, she can not only tell the future, but the past too! (Hear the sarcasm?)
But, now that I am through documenting that, I must say that I have not seen Lily all day since then. Except classes. But I haven't talked to her.
So now I think I will go to do some homework. Lily is already in bed, it being around 9:30. She came into the dorm when I was in the bathroom, and I just barely saw her close her door when I walked back out. I unfortunately couldn't talk to her. Well, until next time!
-James
Thursday, September 11, Head's Dorm, Common Room
I activated the Thouritten spell right away because I don't really feel like writing at the moment. And because I am currently waiting for Lily to come down from her dorm so I can talk to her and go to breakfast.
It is about 7:50, and if Lily doesn't get down here soon, we are going to be late for breakfast. Which would really piss me off. But that is okay. I can wait for Lily.
Doo doo doo doo doo! I'm really getting bored now. Lalalalalala. Oh! Here come's Lily. Dannnngggg, she looks so pretty! Her red hair is just perfect, slightly curly. I'm getting weak at the knees. This is so much better than last year, Lily is the first person I see every morning. Last year it was usually Sirius leaning over my face, trying to get me up. Or Sirius on the other side of the room, changing into his robes. That was something I am glad I will never have to see again.
"Hi James," Lily said, walking over to me. I am supposed to answer right now, aren't I?
"Hey," I say, pulling myself from my thoughts. Oh that is weird. I'm thinking that I am no longer thinking absent-mindedly. Okay, that gives me a headache this early.
"Did you sleep well?" she asked as we started down to breakfast.
"Yeah," I say. Now to bring up the real reason I waited 10 minutes for her when I could have started my breakfast.
"So, about yesterday, why did you punch Delaney like that? It was a pretty nice punch by the way," I say. She looks over at me, smiling slightly.
"She was really starting to bug me. Because even thought she was technically following you, it affected me, because I had to be near her at all the meals. And whenever I would walk out of the Head's dorm, she would be there. It was creepy," Lily said.
"Oh." As realistic as that sounds, I doubt that is the only reason, "So, do you always punch people that sit near you at meals?" I hope she knew that was a joke. Yep, good, she is laughing.
"Well, it was also because..." She starts to tell me... finish damn it!
"What?" I say.
"Well, she isn't your girlfriend. And she kept saying that she was. I dunno, I thought you might need a little personal space, and you are way to nice to do anything bad to her, like punch her," Lily said. OH SNAP! LILY SAID I WAS NICE! Yessssssssss...
"Cool," I say. I have a really annoying habit of saying one word sentences to Lily. I wonder if she notices... Well, we are almost to the Great Hall, and I don't feel much more conversation coming on. So until next time!
-James
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