ViVa La CoWs
1:20ish, Chapter 2, 4th time rewriting
In this new chapter, we introduce two new characters, Stephanie the chicken and Bessie the cow. Well enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Fruits Basket or Allison and Bessie the cows (Allison does.). We do own Steph the chicken.(She lives in chains in Giggles cupboard.)

Rina: I FEEL DEJECTED!((Sobs in corner hugging plushie and some random guy who had the misfortune of walking by at that moment))
Allison:((Hugs Rina)) Once upon a time, there was a cow who wanted to take over the world with anime/manga characters. This is their story…
Rina: That would have made a good 1st chapter ope- You have your new summary.
Allison: Let's just start the second chapter! Until then, I'll be in the dressing room.
(In a barn in Alberta)

Kyo looked over to Haru and his partner Bessie. Things had been weird the past few days. Haru joining the cows for world domination and all. Other then that life was just peachy, the cows had appointed him their right hand cat…man…thing…

"Kyo! We need those magical thumb thingies you have!" An unimportant cow sang.

Kyo helped the cows out just as Allison started her meeting.

"Welcome to the C.O.W.E.D meeting! Cows Over World Extreme Domination! Soon the whole world will be C.O.W.E.D! Meet our newest member, Haru! He has been made an honorary cow!"

The cows cheered. Kyo pouted in his corner.

"Sure… no one loves the kitty…"

With a flash of white and red a chicken came out of no where, glomping Kyo.

"IT'S A PIGGY!" The chicken squealed(1).

"Bob, you crazy! Shut up! If the cows find us, we won't be able to warn the humans! Do you want to face the milk-o-matic? I DON'T!" The chicken turned to Kyo next, "You saw nothing, you heard nothing, we were never here." The chickens crawled into a hole. "Nothing."

"What happened? And was I called a pig…?"

The chicken, whom is named Steph, popped her head out of the hole, " I TOLD YOU! NOTHING HAPPENED!" She then went back into the hole.

The cows stayed quiet. The unimportant cow tripped, making a loud thud. Another cow began screaming, "OH KAMI! WE'RE ALL GOONA DIE!"

Allison was quick to take action, "GET THE CHICKENS! THEY ARE UNDER THE FLOOR! BESSIE! HEAD THE SEARCH! I'LL GO START UP THE MILK-O-MATIC! THEY'LL REGRET THE DAY THEY MESSED WITH THE COWS!" And of course, it was utter chaos.

The chickens flapped and squawked and then… they were gone. Kyo, however, stood there a few minutes before yelling, "WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!"

Allison saw this however.

"Haru! Your son is a traitor!"

"How would I know? HE SAID HE LOVED ME!" Haru sobbed like a lunatic for several minuets moments.

"Are you done crying?" Bessie asked.

"Shad up."

Elsewhere

"HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND HOLY AND SANE, HELP ME!" Kyo yelled as he ran inside Shigure's house.

"BOB! We've been followed! That's it, we're cooked, we may as well lie on the chopping bnlock and become tomorrow nights special!" Steph sobbed.

To be continued…

Will the cows rule the world?
Will Steph and Bob be caught?
Will we ever answer these questions?
Only time(and the authors) will tell.
Tune in next chapter for the bunny- I mean cow song!