Same as last time. Enjoy.

YAMI'S POV

I will kill Yugi when he least expects it. "I will kill him. I will kill him!"

'Kill who?'

'Bakura stop sneaking up on people!'

'What kind of thief would I be if I didn't?'

'Well you didn't really sneak up on people 5ooo years ago,' I said, glaring at him, 'you just, practically, walked up to them and slit their throats.'

'So I did,' said Bakura while in a flash back. I sweat dropped. 'Oh well and the director wants to see you.' (A/n: their all acting out of character? Aren't they?)

'Humph,' I walked off leaving Bakura to another one of his flash backs.

DIRECTOR'S POV (a/n: yes she gets a say in this too)

'There you are,' I said through the mega phone, 'are you well enough to finish off this recording?'

'Yes. Where were we up to yesterday?' Yami replied.

'Good,' I said, to every one else I yelled, 'get your asses to the stage now!'

YUGI'S POV

Since yesterday I've been living in fear of Yami. When he says he's gonna get you, he's gonna get you. It's kinda like that terminator movie. Oh well.

'Come on Yugi. Your gonna be needed in this one,' stated Tea, dragging me towards the stage.

'Ok, carry on from yesterday's episode,' yelled the director through the mega phone. 'Take one'

'Timaeus attack!' yelled Yami. Timaeus reared up to attack, coughed, and spat a fire ball accidentally at Yami, whose leather coat caught fire (a/n: I've decided that the legendary dragons including Leviathan are all real. And as a side note I'm making up the duel as I go along oooooooh rogue traders, so for those of you out there and your yamis I don't mean to offend by screwing up the duel between Yami, Kaiba and Dartz.). This resulted in the entire studio roaring with laugher, Dartz choking (again. man he should stop laughing) and the camera guy laughing so hard he broke the camera.

'Summers new hot look, ay Pharaoh?' said Bakura, earning Yami another round of laughter, who was extremely pissed off by now, looking ready to kill everyone in the room (flaming coat now lying on the floor).

'Shut up, tomb thief!' yelled Yami.

'Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is someone a widdle peed off, Fawow?' teased Bakura in a babyish tone. WHAM! A sickening crack was heard as Yami's fist collided with the side of Bakura's face. Bakura stood with a startled look on his face before collapsing to the ground, with everyone crowding around him. A small flow of blood trickled down the left side of Bakura's face.

'Bakura, Bakura? Are you ok?' worried Ryou shaking the fallen yami's shoulders.

'Yami what did you do to him?' I questioned Yami.

'Something I've been meaning to do for the last 5ooo years,' he replied, cracking his knuckles in warning to the rest of us.

DARTZ POV (a/n: I don't know if he has had his 6 minutes of fame)

Yami glared at us, daring us to say something. He turned to leave.

'Get your fucking ass back here Pharaoh!' challenged Ryou, who, for what must have been the first time in his life, swore at Yami.

'Lay off it dude,' said Jounochi, grabbing Ryou's arms.

'Well Pharaoh!'

'Listen to Joey or you'll end up like Bakura,' threatened Yami. Turning he left the room and I felt a searing dislike toward the short ass, spiky haired brat.

me: well thats one for the books. this was writen with word pad so don't complain if the chapter is to short.

yami: has any one seen my M80

seto: oh dear

yami: what are you 'oh dear'ing for? your the one I was gonna use it on.

me: ok break it up. seto go duel yugi. yami go finish looking for your M80. to all see ya next time. and it's only week 5 of term 4 at CCHS. so i beat my own set time.

joey: Oh my god it's the apocalipse! run for your bomb shelters!