WAKING THE DRAGONS - BLOOPERS

To one and all who have read my fanfiction 'love ya and you rock! Yes Yami beat the crap out of Bakura and Ryou swore in the last chapter Lets see what my brain can come up with this time.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own yugioh. But I wish I did. If I did the pairings would be yugi and yami and Seto kaiba.

CHAPTER 5

BAKURA'S POV

My head. What happened? I slowly opened my eyes only to stare into the worried face of my snowy haired hikari.

'Bakura you're awake. Oh the Pharaoh's gonna die. Are you ok?' Ryou managed to say in one breath.

'I feel like I've been run over by a Kaiba Corp tanker, my head hurts, and you have two heads. Other than that I feel fine,' I replied sarcastically.

'I will kill the Pharaoh,' said Ryou giving me a big hug.

'Get off me! I'm fine!'

'Sorry Bakura sama,' Ryou mumbled stepping back. 'And what do you mean I have two heads!' he added angrily.

'I feel dizzy.'

RYOU'S POV

'I feel dizzy,' said Bakura standing and starting to sway.

'Bakura...' I caught him just in time before he fell. 'Bakura you've gotta get back into bed and rest,' I said.

'I don't need rest!' he yelled.

'Well to bad, Bakura!' I forced him into his bed, got a piece of rope I saw lying on the floor and tied his arms to the bed.

'You'll stay there until I say so!' I left the room, followed by Bakura's colourful language, to go Yami hunting.

AMELDA'S POV

'Hi Ryou,' I said as I saw the snowy haired teen walk by. 'If you're looking for Yami he went that way.'

'Thanks, Amelda,' he replied running off.

'It's time for funniest home videos,' said the camera guy, who I had been talking to, magically pulling out a camera from no where (same camera guy who broke the other camera).

'I like,' I sniggered.

YUGI'S POV

'You're a dumb ass to challenge me!'

'Not as dumb as you, ya dumb c!' I could here two people yelling and instantly recognised the first voice. It was Yami. He's had on-and-off mood swings all week. Why can't he just get over it? His is still mad about the double date with Tea. Oy. The second voice took a little longer to register. It was Ryou's. And he swore. What has the world come to! First Yami managed to beat the crap out of Bakura, and now Ryou is swearing. Next we'll dogs walking down the street in frilly pick tutus!

'Why don't you just go back to loving your dumb yami,' the Pharaoh sneered.

'I think all your power has gone to your head!' Ryou retorted.

'Oh really?'

'Look "Pharaoh", everyone's sick and tiered of you thinking and acting like you run the place!' Ryou yelled. 'I've had enough! And I think everyone else has too!'

'Oh, wow. You were thinking? Did it hurt your pitiful brain?' mocked Yami knocking on Ryou's head.

'What's wrong with you, ya jerk?' screamed Ryou throwing Yami out of the way (me: O.o).

'Fight! Fight! Fight!' cheered Jou and Honda. 'Fight! Fight! Fight!'

'Stop you guys!' I cried running to them.

'This doesn't concern you, Yugi,' growled Yami.

'Please stop fight, you two!' I cried louder.

'Get lost, Yuge,' said Yami throwing me to the ground.

'You know what? You are as bad as Bakura says!' I said, tears welling up in my eyes. 'You're evil, Yami!' With that I stormed from the room.

Me: ohmygod!ohmygod!ohmygod! Yugi called Yami evil! Woooooooooooooooo!

Bakura: what's wrong with you?

Me: ;holds up five empty 2 litre bottles of coke; Coke

Bakura: I want some

Me: to my reviewers, I'm sorry this took so long. Still I wasn't on sugar high for this chapter either. Not so easy to get sugar high with a cold!

Bakura: please review. If you do I'll hide all her coke

Me: ;pulls out giant chainsaw and walks off: Yaaaammmiiii? Where are you?

Bakura: I need a new job