WAKING THE DRAGONS - BLOOPERS

Varion: this thing is turning into a soapie.

Bakura: I second that motion. Next thing everyone knows, you could have Yami go off with Jou and Anzu with Kaiba.

Yami: I heard that!

Bakura: why so pissed?

Yami: what do you think? Yugi hates me and I have to go on a date with Anzu!

B: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Diabound: randomly appearing out of no where hahahahahahahahahahaha cough, cough

V: now, now boys. Why don't you guys duel using a karaoke machine.

Diabound: what's that?

V: you talk?

D: yes.

B: now on with the god damn fic!

Y: yea!

D: hello

''thoughts" "brain speaking''

(annoying comments by Var and Saskatchewan)

((random sound effects caused by brain))

YAMI'S POV

Damn Yugi! Why'd he have to stop me? Hay Var, you were right. This is turning out like a soapie.

''spose so,' said the oh so great authoress.

'I second that motion,' said Bakura, randomly poping up out of no where.

'Aren't you surposed to be tied to a bed swearing?'

'Got bored.'

'Why have you to butted in on my lime light?' I growled.

'Fine! We'll go. Remember this isn't a soapie,' said Var.

'You're writing this! And if your suddenly in this, why are you writing in first person?'

'Just the way my brain works.'

'OK. Can you guys go now?'

'Bye Pharaoh.'

'Pissy whiner.' Now with everything back to normal, I wasn't going to hurt Ryou. Ok maybe I was, but not that bad. Ok concussion counts as bad, but its the thought that counts? Right? I should go apologize. No! He deserved it. So did Bakura! Guess I'd better go find Yugi.

'Yugi! Yugi!' I called, 'Where are you!' Not hearing an answer, I figured he was still mad at me. Oh well. We have to finish recording today, so I'll talk to him then.

'Any actors not on the stage, get your arses there or lose your job!' Menatally sighing I went to the set.

ANZU'S POV (Tea is now to be known as Anzu)

The boys have all been fighting. I wish they would stop. Friendship is more important than so silly fight. But they'll never learn.

'Ok! Pharaoh! Kaiba! Dartz! Get your arses on the stage!'

'Yeah, yeah! We're coming!' moaned Kaiba.

JONOUCHI'S POV (It's in his pov now because I hate Anzu)

'Timaeus attack!' yelled Yami, sending his dragon to attack. It was funny watching the recording of the duel between Yami, Dartz and Kaiba.

'Divine Serpent, attack! Gwa-hay-ving!' Many of us turned and looked at Dartz, who looked as though he would have given anything to be eaten by Leviathan. Spying a table covered in food, I edged toward it.

''Keep looking shocked, and move slowly towards the cake," my brain said (Var: O.o Sas: snigger, prof. frink rules!).

'Dartz?' Yami said blinking. 'What... what... what was that?'

'Um...um...um.' Dartz looked wildly for an exit. But I was too busy concentrating on the cake to really notice.

''Mmmmmmm... cake," my brain said.

'I didn't do it,' said Dartz. 'Gwa-hay.' Everyone in the studio started laughing. Many of the crew were on all fours crying with mirth, resulting in the camera guy braking his camera, again.

'Hiya Professor Frink,' I sniggered.

'Shut up!' Dartz yelled, only making everyone laugh harder.

'You... gwa-hay,' some random stammered.

'That's it!' sceamed Dartz, his eye twitching madly. 'Leviathan, attack!' Leviathan reared up it's head and blew orichalcos green flames over the studio. The fire alarm rang through the set. Everyone ran to get outside, where we watched in horror as our Waking The Dragons studio was burnt to the ground.

'Oh my god! Bakura!' Ryou cried when he realised his yami wasn't there.

'I'm right here,' Bakura said.

'How'd ya get out?' I asked.

'I've been out of the studio for ages,' he shrugged.

'Where were ya?'

'Drug dealer,' grinned Bakura holding up what looked like one of those small air tight bags containing what looked like cocaine.

'Bakura!' yelled Ryou grabbing Bakura's drugs and throwing them into the flames that had consumed the studio.

Varion (Var): That's all for now. No more untill after X-mass. Ok.

Diabound: Will the Waking The Dragons studio remain in tacked after Leviathans attack? Will anyone call 000 (911. It's 000 'cause we're in Australia)? What will become of Bakura now his has no drugs? Is anyone still inside the burning building? Who will press charges against Dartz and Leviathan? Fing out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

Varion: This isn't DBZ it's YGO. 'xcuse Dia, he hasn't had his coffee yet. Please review.