Thank you all who reviewed (which is one, but I don't care). As you can plainly see, I am updating. Finally the second chapter is here for your enjoyment. goes crosseyed Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, must kill lesbian dogs and gay squirrels! blinks Huh, oh, sorry.
Yoko: riiight
Black Spell: shut up kitsune
Yoko: make me
Black Spell: later on maybe
Disclaimer Dude: Black Spell sadly does not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of their characters. She does own Sakura, the pendant, the plantation, the barn, Acck dies
Black Spell: ON with the chapter! tries to hide sword behind back
Chapter 2: Sleep? Who can sleep here?
The next morning, Kurama got up with the sun. He was just getting out of the shower when the 'voice' called out.
"Rise and shine people! How did everyone sleep?"
Yusuke mumbled something before responding, "I didn't sleep! Who can sleep here?"
"Apparently your three friends did, but I'm not sure about the ningen."
He grumbled again as he got up and then promptly fell flat on his face and swore loudly.
"Now,now. None of that."
The 'voice' 'disappeared' after a few giggles.
Barn Time!
Sakura took of the pendant as a woman in a pink kimono appeared behind her.
"Hello Sakura! Are the boys up?"
"Yepperoni. Tell his Lordship that all is well and according to his stupid plan"
The woman nodded and left with a 'poof' and a very cheery wave. Sakura turned back to the screen and watched the boys for a short time while they ate breakfast. She smirked as she put on her pendant.
With The Boys (Kuwabara is a male?)
They were talking while Kurama – being the nice guy that he is – did the dishes.They went silent as the voice spoke up again.
"I hope you guys ate well! The only places you can go are anywhere in this house and out back. Don't try to jump the fence."
"Ooookay" said Kuwabara.
"You can train there. The room across from the kitchen is a library and the TV does work."
"And here I thought that you were going to make us suffer by dieing of boredom" (Yusuke)
"Never, I want to see if you can complete the challenge."
"What challenge?" (Kuwabara)
"To see if you can eat most, preferably all, the apples and applesauce in two weeks or less."
"Oh……What if we don't?"
"……You'll die."
With that 'topic' 'discussed' the 'voice' left.
Kuwabara got up and went to watch corney soap opras on TV (why I don't know), Yusuke and Hiei went outside in the orchard to train, and Kurama went into the oh-so-quiet library. Unfortunately, Yusuke tried to jump the fence to see what would happen…it wasn't pretty.
Barn Time
Sakura turned and set the pendant down on the stand beside her. Her 'lord' was back.
"What happened?"
"Urimeshi tried to jump the fence. He was shocked and burned at the same time liked planned."
"Damn, and I thought that Kuwabara would be the first to do that!"
"So did I sir, so did I"
"Didn't you warn them?
"Yes, I did. That ningen, Kuwabara, is really annoying and stupid. He's watching soap opras!"
"Yes, but he has his uses"
She nodded and he left. Turning around, she grabbed the pendant and set it infront of her. Sighing, she once more focused on the screen.
Boys!
Yusuke was starting to head into the barn when he hit a barrier. He heard the 'voice' again.
"Sorry, no going in or around the barn."
'It' still didn't seem any closer and he got up and walked away. He met up with Hiei who was cutting apart apples hanging in one of the many trees.
"Apparantly, we're not allowed in or past the barn"
"Hn…..I saw."
"figures"
Inside the house
Kuwabara got up –tears running down his face– and walked into the kitchen for a coke and then slipped as he returned. Fortunately, the can wasn't open.
He grumbled and sniffed as he got up. Kurama stood in the doorway of the library chuckling. He had seen what had happened.
"Shut up Kurama"
"Can't you laugh at your own misfortunes?"
Kuwabara raised an eyebrow –which just made him look stupider– and walked back to his 'soaps'. Kurama shrugged.
"It makes life easier"
"yeah, whatever"
Kurama then went back into the 'sanctuary' called the library (maybe I should call it his 'lair' instead?)
Barn
Sakura sighed and stood up. Her silver hair hung in her face.
"this job is too much"
She streched and sat back down in her seat. The pendant glowed in the light of the screen from where it sat. She picked it up and slipped it around her neck, smirking.
With Kurama
He set the book down and looked up. It was too quiet. A while ago he had heard and sniffling Kuwabara go outside. Now, he expects the 'voice' to speak, but so far it hasn't.
"Hello Kitsune"
Well, forget it. I spoke too soon. He didn't answer.
"I hope you're enjoying the silence"
" I was until you spoke up"
"Oh, no need to be so sarcastic!"
Once more, he didn't answer.
"Fine, I'l leave you alone for now."
The 'voice' went silent and he continued his book.
Outside
Kuwabara was on the ground with a black eye and blood oozing out of his nose. Hiei smirked while Yusuke laughed. The baka (Kuwabara) had run into Yusuke's fist, literally. He got up and stomped into the house.
The other two followed shortly. They were all watching TV (boxing) when our 'lovable' 'voice' called out again.
"Lunchtime boys!"
Yusuke jumped off the couch and landed two feet away from it on his ass.
"Do you always have to announce everything!"
"Yes, rememeber, I moniter you and I have to tell you what to do. Afterall, you are in my house."
Yusuke mumbled, but complied. A few moments later, they were easting 'peacefully' an apple/applesauce salad (don't ask) and of course….a bowl of applesauce.
Barn
He appeared and startled her. Luckily, she didn't have the pendant on.
"Yes sir?"
"How are they faring?"
"Better then expected. Apparantly, Hiei doesn't want to die."
"Nah, he wants revenge on Yusuke."
"Oh, that explains it"
They stayed silent until the woman in pink reappeared.
"Sir, your father is becoming impatient"
"Yes, I know. Let him know that I'll report to him as soon as I return."
"Yes sir"
With a slight bow, she disappeared.
"troubles at home?"
He sent her a glare that said 'yes, but it's not of your concern'. She focused on the screen infront of her as he backed up against a wall.
Boys, house, whatever
Yusuke sighed as he flipped through the channels, "man, I'm bored."
This caused them all to look up.
"We all are Urimeshi" (guess who……that's right, Kuwabaka, er, I mean, Kuwabara.)
That, of course, gave Kurama and Hiei entertainment while Yusuke mauled Kuwabara. Once that was over, boredom set in again.
Yusuke, being stupid, suggested 'Truth, Dare, Fire'. They all agreed (except Hiei)
:Warning- Humor ahead:
(I will put names after the quote thingys in () so you won't be confused)
"Okay…I'll start……..Kuwabara" (Yusuke)
"Truth" (Kuwabara)
"Do you have a brain?"
"ummm, I don't know" (Kuwabara)
"He has one, he just never uses it" (Kurama)
"Ummm, Kurama" (Kuwabara)
"Dare" (Kurama)
"Hit Yusuke with your whip-thingy" (guess)
"No, Koenma would kill me……..Kuwabara" (Kurama)
"Fire" (dumbass)
"Run at the fence full-force and try to jump it" (Kurama)
"Okay" (O.O Bakayarou!)
He did and it wasn't at all pretty. It was horrible. Well, with only two people left, they quit. (Not much humor, but it'll do) Playing with just two people isn't fun (and neither is playing with a perv.)
When Kuwabara finally woke up, it was about 8:30 P.M. That was when the 'voice' decided to make an entrance.
"DINNER TIME!"
Yusuke glared at the ceiling.
"NO!"
"If you don't you will be in a lot of pain until you do!"
Once more, he refused and was hit by apples, empty jars, spoons, bowls, and…….empty pop cans. He finally agreed and was covered in bruises.
After they ate, Kurama did the dishes because Yusuke and Kuwabara are too lazy and Hiei disappeared. An hour later, he reappeard.
"Bedtime boys!"
They grumbled, but complied because they didn't want the same thing to happen to them as Yusuke had.
Barn
Sakura took off the pendant and laughed. Unfortunately, her 'boss' wanted her to moniter them all night. She was going to need a lot of coffee.
End Chapter
Black Spell: Sadly, I cannot update like I want toYoko: Why?
Black Spell: High School and grandma is in rehab
Yusuke: Hwat'd she do? Drink?
Black Spell: HELL NO! She had open heart surgery
Yusuke: okay. R&R or she'll kill us all. Bye!