Hitsugaya Toushirou was in a greenhouse that was located in is backyard, watering-can in hand, standing over a huge garden of large spherical green objects.
"Taichou!" came a call from outside.
"I'm in here!" Hitsugaya called back, kneeling down in front of one of the stripy green objects, placing the watering can next to it.
Matsumoto Rangiku slid into the green-house, closing the door behind her and inhaling the humid and warm air. "Taichou?"
"Hmm?"
A shock of shimmering silver hair stood out in the sea of green, and fuku-taichou Matsumoto carefully walked over to it, trying not to step anywhere where she isn't supposed to.
"You finished the paperwork?" Rangiku asked, standing behind her taichou.
Toushirou just nodded, rolling the spherical object onto it's other side and brushing the dark dirt from it's surface with a hand.
Matsumoto heaved a ever-suffering sigh, crossing her arms and staring down at her captain's back.
"Y'know, taichou... You've never looked as lovingly at a girl as you do to those watermelons." Matsumoto said flatly.
A small smirk flickered against Hitsugaya's face. "What? Am i supposed to look at your 'melons', my fuku-taichou...?" he asked delicately, not looking up from his plants.
Matsumoto fixed a flaming glare in between her captain's shoulder-blades, her arms still crossed.
Hitsugaya waded through the sea of leaves, vines and the huge watermelons, then knelt down in front of one of the largest ones, bigger than Matsumoto's chest, times four.
"Wait a minute!" grinned Rangiku, raising a finger. "You have looked at a girl even more lovingly then these damn melons!"
Toushirou twitched, but didn't say anything, placing his ear onto the melon and stroking it softly with his hands that hardly covered any of the melon's surface. Closing his eyes as though he was listening to a baby in a pregnant woman's stomach.
"You look at fuku-taichou Hinamori more lovingly than these melons!"
Hitsugaya's eyes snapped open, but he said nothing.
Toushirou slowly sat up and removed the garden shears that were attached to his belt, cutting the vine that was attached to the watermelon before standing up and rolling it through the maze of vines, leaves and other melons.
Matsumoto followed her captain as he rolled the humungus watermelon out of the greenhouse, on closer inspection, the mellon was nearly as big as Hitsugaya was. The fruit only just able to move through the glass doorway.
Fuku-taichou Rangiku grinned, watching, thoroughly amused as her captain heaved the humungus watermelon onto the backyard table with a grunt, the watermelon nearly as big as the table also.
Hitsugaya jumped onto the table and grabbed a very threatening-looking knife before starting to hack away at the watermelon.
Rangiku heard a rustle behind her and looked around to see Hinamori standing behind her, eyebrows raised at Hitsugaya, hand in hand with Rukia.
Hitsugaya finally threw down the knife and stared down at the generous slices of watermelon that sat, dripping, in a pile on the table.
"Alright!" Toushirou grinned, plopping down onto a seat and grabbing a slice.
"Can we join you, Whitey-kun?" came a delicate voice as Toushirou was about to bite into his prize.
The captain looked up to see Hinamori, Rukia and Matsumoto watching him with pleading, sparkling eyes.
After a moment, Hitsugaya let out a long, suffering sigh. "Help yourself."
Matsumoto squealed in delight and plopped herself next to Hitugaya, pinching his cheek lovingly before grabbing a slice of watermelon. Ruka grinned happily and jumped into the seat opposite Matsumoto, grabbing some melon for herself, and Hinamori slipped into the remaining seat, opposite Hitsugaya.
Hitsugaya looked at Hinamori over his slice of watermelon, and she grinned at him, grabbing it from him and sinking her teeth into it.
"Hey! That's mine!" Toushirou protested.
"Aww, calm down, Hitsugaya taichou!" giggled Rukia through a mouthful of melon, reaching over and ruffling his hair with a hand slick with watermelon juice.
Hitsugaya hissed and was tempted to pout at Hinamori, but decided merely to reach over and grab a slice of watermelon and start eating, the three girls around him laughing and talking, occasionally pinching Toushirou's cheek or tweaking his hair.
'The things i do for you...' Toushirou sighed in his head as Hinamori started painting one of his hands with watermelon juice.
Renji watched from over the fence, his eyebrows meeting at a fierce angle in between his eyes.
"Why does he get all the girls?" the red-head hissed as he watched Rukia and Matsumoto cuddle Hitsugaya as the captain merely continues eating his watermelon, completely ignoring them.
"I don't think that red-heads are their type." came a deep, calm voice behind Renji.
Renji whipped around and gave his captain a glare while Byakuya merely smirked and glided away.
Hitsugaya squeaked suddenly as a watermelon seed zoomed into his ear, causing him to drop his watermelon and to twitch away from Hinamori, who was now painting his arm.
Hitsugaya glared around at the three girls, who were grinning like lunatics and holding half-eaten watermelon slices.
"You know..." Toushirou said slowly, picking up his watermelon slice again.
"This means war."
"Bring it, honey." smirked Rukia.
Renji blinked as the he heard Rukia, Matsumoto and Hinamori scream at the top of their lungs and start laughing as watermelon seeds flew at them at an alarming rate.
"RETREAT!" screamed Matsumoto.
"AGREED!" Rukia and Hinamori screamed back, the three of them sprinting into the house.
"HEY! THAT'S MY PLACE! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!" Hitsugaya screamed, shoving himself out of his chair and running into the house after the girls.
Renji sat on the ground, his back leaning against the fence, picking watermelon seeds out of his flaming red hair, cursing fluently and colourfully to himself while screams, crashes and laughter came from inside Hitsugaya's house.
((END. my first finished Bleach FF. all because of the episode where you see Hitsugaya-taichou and Hinamori-fuku-taichou eating watermelons. i hope i did okay! thanks for reading!))