A/N: I had some writer's block on this chapter. I don't know whether it's all that good or not. Review and tell me what you think. Give me ideas that I can build on and enhance the story. Thanks! -Joe

Chapter 2: A Bad Day

Later that day, Chris returned home from school. Peter had gotten back from his job as a fisherman, and so he was watching TV with Lois, Brian, and Stewie. "Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad!" Chris said cheerfully.

"Hey, Chris," Peter said. "Lois, Brian, Stewie, and I are watching TV. Want to join us?"

"What are you watching?" Chris asked.

"We're watching The Stimpsons," Peter said. (Just in case you don't get it, I'm making this particular scene a parody of The Simpsons. It's not a spelling mistake.)

"Oh, cool, I love The Stimpsons!" Chris said, sitting down on the floor to watch.

The attention turns to the TV. Bart and Homer were on the screen. "Eat my boxers, Homer!" "Ha ha ha!" "Bart! Why you tiny –" Then, instead of strangling Bart, as we all know he usually does, he takes a stick of dynamite and jams it in Bart's mouth and lights it.

Off screen, there is the sound of an explosion. "Ugh. TV is so violent. They should take that show off the air," Lois sad.

"Come on, Lois, it's comedy on TV, these days," Peter said. "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh."

At that moment, Meg burst through the front door crying. She dropped her purse on the floor and hurried up to her room. Lois got off the couch and went upstairs after Meg. Lois went into Meg's room and found her on her bed still crying.

"Meg, what's wrong?" Lois asked.

Meg looked up at Lois. She looked hurt, and there were tears in her eyes. "I had the worst day at school today," she sobbed.

"Oh, what happened?" Lois asked.

"I tried to ask that boy out that I liked, but instead of being nice to me, he made fun of me. He called me ugly, and then, everybody started laughing at me," Meg cried.

"I'm sorry to hear that," Lois said.

"That's not the worst part. Then, people started to kick me when I was going down the hall. I found out that somebody put a 'kick me' sign on my back," Meg said. "Later in the afternoon, the mean girls actually gave me a swirly! I hate my life!" she cried.

"There, there," Lois said. "Sounds like you had a rough day."

"It's the worst day I've ever had," Meg sniffed.

"Why don't you just settle down and relax up here for a while. That will get your mind off what happened," Lois said.

"No, it won't," Meg said.

"Don't worry, honey, tomorrow will be better," Lois said, leaving the room.

"Yeah, right," muttered Meg.

Lois went back to the living room to continue watching TV with the family. "Hey, Lois, you should have seen what just happened! Bart prank called Moe! He was like, 'hey, I need to talk to someone at your bar. Last name, Fatass, first name Ima. Then, Moe was like, 'hey, everyone, I've got a phone call for Ima Fatass. Ima Fatass, anybody? Come on, Ima Fatass!' Then, Barney's all, 'okay, Moe, shut up, we heard you the first time!' Then, Moe's like, 'what! I'm gonna get that prank caller one day!' Oh, it was hilarious!"

Lois sat down on the couch and looked a bit depressed. "What's wrong, Lois?" Brian asked. "You look a little down in the dumps."

"It's Meg. She had a hard day at school," she sighed. "It just seems that she's always got some problem day after day. All the kids at school are so mean to her."

The room was silent for a moment. Finally, Peter broke the silence. "Ah…who's Meg? Is that that guy in the pink shirt that always comes home running home complaining about how bad his day was?"

Suddenly, Stewie started laughing the way he did in the episode "Brian Sings and Swings" (the way he did in the flashback when he and Brian were watching TV at the end of the episode.) Brian smacked him, and he stopped. "That laugh is really getting on my nerves now," Brian said.

Stewie started to settle down. "Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, my bad."

"I'm concerned," Lois said. "Meg might develop some psychological problem that might make her commit suicide or get drunk or something."

"Don't worry about it, Lois," Peter said. "She'll get over it. Just the way America did when they found out that Clinton had a relation with Lewinsky."

(Flashback: 1998; the White House. "I did not…have…relations with that woman…Mrs. Lewinsky," Clinton said. Then, that guy that keeps yelling, "Big fat phony" shows up. "Hey, you're a big, fat phony, you know that. Hey, everyone! This guy's a big, fat phony!" "Shut the hell up!" Clinton shouted, and he then wrestled him to the ground and beat the crap out of him. Flashback ends.)

"Well…okay, I guess she'll be alright," Lois said. Then, she and the others continued to watch the rest of The Stimpsons.