Chapter 6: Escape From Quagmire
"Quagmire?" Meg yelled. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, I did have this chick in here, but I guess she left," Quagmire stated. He then looked longingly at Meg. She started to look nervous.
"Um, Quagmire, what are you looking at?" Meg asked, feeling insecure.
"You, baby. Giggity, giggity, giggity!" Quagmire said.
"Could you please stop, I'm not feeling well right now," Meg sighed.
"Oh, you'll feel great once you've spent a night at old Quag's house! Giggity giggity goo!"
Meg went up to Quagmire and slapped him in the jaw. "Leave me alone, Quagmire! You're the most perverted man in Quahog!"
The next thing Meg knew, she was tied up, and her mouth was taped shut. She was in the back of Quagmire's car. Quagmire was driving along fairly quickly. "So, baby, how's about staying at my house instead of that filthy old motel?" Meg grunted and tried to break free from the rope, but she couldn't. "Yeah, I knew ya would. There's not a single chick that turns me down."
A while later, they arrived at Quagmire's house, which was just next door to Meg's house. Meg felt safer that she was closer to home, but it was useless, as Quagmire would not let her go. Quagmire took Meg out of the car and carried her inside. Meg then looked inside Quagmire's house. There were so many beds built into the walls that it was insane! Quagmire obviously was busy with the women in his free time. There were condoms everywhere! Meg looked in one of Quagmire's closets. There were a whole assortment of photographs of Lois.
"Pardon me a moment, Meg. I'm gonna change," Quagmire said, going into his bathroom. While Quagmire was gone, Meg used the opportunity to escape. She wiggled her right hand from underneath the rope, and then, she untied the knot. She then was freed from the rope, and then, she ripped off the tape over her mouth. She then ran out the front door.
Just then, Quagmire came back out in only his leopard-skin underwear. "Okay, Meg, now where were we?" Quagmire asked. He gasped when he realized that Meg was gone. "Meg? Meg? Where'd you go?" he demanded. "Oh well," he said. He walked over to his closet, where he saw all his photographs of Lois. He smiled with satisfaction. "Heh heh. All riight!" he said, shifting his head forward and back.
Meg saw her house, and she considered going back inside. However, she was still feeling down about her rotten life, so she just decided to continue searching for a new life. Meg ran off sadly away from the neighborhood on Spooner Street.