Chap 4: Liu Kang and Kitana

Liu Kang is out on the beach, with Jax, and he is playing the song, that Kitana sang to him, on his flute.

Liu Kang: I've looked everywhere for this girl, buddy. Where could she be?

Meanwhile:

(Kitana and them are on the shore. Jade and Mina are past out. Kitana is waking up and sees her new legs. She lifts her leg up and wiggles her toes. Johnny Cage flies in.)

Cage: Well, looky here! This is something new! You look different. You've did something to your hair!

Kitana: shakes her head "no"

Cage: No? New seashell?

Kitana: shakes her head "no"

Cage: Well, I can't quite put my foot on it, but I...

Jade: She's got legs, you idiot! She traded her voice for legs, by the sea warlock!

Cage: I knew that! But why do you have legs?

Jade: I tried stopping her from making the biggest mistake, but I my fins are gone. Yet, I have webbed feet and gills.

Cage: Oh.

Mina: Kitana a human now! She gotta get the prince to fall in love and kiss her!

Jade: And she's only has three days!

Kitana: falls over

Jade: Oh lordy! This is a mess! What would her mother say! I tell ya what her mother would say! She going to send a certain mermaid to the shark invested areas! That's what her mother would say! And...(gets smaller)

Mina: Jade! You're getting smaller!

Jade: mini voiceNoo! This is terrible! I'm now fish food!

Cage: Hehe.

Jade:mini voice That's it! I'm going right back home and...(Kitana lifts her up)

Kitana: shakes her head "no"

Jade: mini voiceAnd don't you shake your head at me! Maybe, well could could get your voice back! We just gotta convince that monster to give you your voice back! Then you could swim with the normal fish, and be...

Kitana: looks at her sad.

Jade: Just be miserable for the rest of your life. Alright, I'll help you get the prince.

Cage: Okay, Kitana. If you want to be a human, you gotta dress like one! Let's see.

Meanwhile...

(Liu Kang and Jax are walking along when, Jax smells something. He runs to it.)

Liu Kang: Jax!

Meanwhile... (Dag! There are a lot of "meanwhiles!")

Cage: Look at you! You know your sexy! You got the look!

(Kitana has a sail wrapped around her.)

Kitana: hears barking

Cage: Run!

(Kitana runs to nearest rock and hides behind it. Jade climbs into her pocket.)

Liu Kang: Jax! What's so interesting? (sees Kitana) Oh. I see.

(Kitana rubs her hair as he gets closer.)

Liu Kang: Sorry if this guy bothering you. (looks at her) Have we met before? You remind of someone.

Kitana: shakes her head "yes"

Liu Kang: We have? I knew it! Quick, what's your name?

Kitana: ...

Liu Kang: What's wrong?

Kitana: pats her throat

Liu Kang: You can't speak?

Kitana:sadly shakes her head "yes"

Liu Kang: Oh, then your not who I'm looking for.

Kitana: ...!

Liu Kang: What is it?

Kitana: does a waving motion

Liu Kang: Are you hurt? Are you sick? Are you...

Kitana: falls onto his arms

Liu Kang: Wow. You probroly been through a lot of stuff. Don't worry! I'll take good care of you.

(They both walk off.)

At his castle:

(Kitana is in a bathtub, playing with the bubbles)

Li Mei: A mute that washed up from shipwreck! Well, don't worry! (takes the rags) I'll just... wash this for you.

(The maid throws the rags into a laundry that three other maids are washing)

Maid #1: Well, has anyone heard of this girl? (she dumps it in)

Maid #2: I haven't! I mean its pretty strange a girl appears, randomly.(she washes it.)

Maid #3: If Liu Kang is looking a girl, I'm available! (she hangs it the clothes wire.)

(Jade falls out of the pocket and lands into the kitchen. She sees pans frying, pots boiling, and fried fish. She faints)

Out into the dining room...

Kung Lao: Liu, you can't except to find thisunknown woman.

Liu Kang: Oh, I'll find her! Then, I'll marry her. (hears footsteps)

Kung Lao: Oh my! Don't you look pretty!

(Kitana is walking out with a pink dress and sits down.)

Kitana: sees Kung Lao's "mini tuba" and grabs it

Kung Lao: Do you like it? I got from a...

(Kitana blows into it hard and black smoke comes out. Kung Lao is covered in black stuff.)

Liu Kang: laughs Sorry, Kungy.

Li Mei: Why, Master Kang, I haven't seen you this happy in a long time!

Kung Lao: Yes, of course. Now, Li Mei, what's for dinner tonight?

Li Mei: Why its fried fish, rice and veggies, and noodles!

In the kitchen...

Chef Bo'rai'cho: La-la! Let's add a little wine to my belly.

Jade:(thinks to herself) What a monster. (sees lettuces and climbs under it)

Bo'rai'cho: Oh! I miss one! (picks up Jade.) Now into the sauce! Add some flour!

Jade: Achoo!

Bo'rai'cho: Now, I'll stuff you with some bread! It won't hurt, because you're dead! I'll throw you into the hot frying pan! Goodbye!

(He throws her in, but the bubble pops her out and on to the table)

Bo'rai'cho: What's this?

(Jade grabs his nose and he drops her. Then she runs like heck to the pots and pans, He charges to her.)

Li Mei:(hears crashes) I better go see what Bo'rai'cho is up to.

Bo'rai'cho: Come out here, you little thing, and fight like a man!

Li Mei: Bo'rai'cho! What are doing?

Bo'rai'cho: I was just...cooking...and...

Li Mei: Have you been drinking again?

Bo'rai'cho: ...Maybe...

Li Mei: Whatever. (walks out with tray.)

Kung Lao: You know, Liuy, you could take this little lady out on a scroll around the kingdom.

Liu Kang: ...I'm sorry. What was that?

Kung Lao: Liu Kang! You can't just sit around and daydream!(opens up tray and Jade is lying in the rice.)

Kitana: ...!

(Jade runs to her tray.)

Liu Kang: ...So what do say? Will you come on a tour tomorrow?

Kitana: Shakes her head "yes"

Kung Lao: Wonderful! Now lets eat before this fish flops away! (looks down to see that Jade left his plate.)

Later that night...

(Kitana is looking out her window and sees Liu Kang playing with Jax. He smiles and waves. She waves and closes her window.)

Jade:mini voice What a mess. First I shrinked down to fish food. Then I almost became dinner!

Kitana: pats her head

Jade:mini voice Sigh. Okay, to get that prince to fall head over heels for you, you gotta do some stuff. First, you gotta look your best. Then, you gotta pucker up your lips. And...

Kitana: sleeps

Jade: mini voice Your hopeless. You know that? blows out candle

Meanwhile, under the sea...(No more "Meanwhiles"!)

(Sindel paces around. A fish swims up to her.)

Sindel: Well? Did you find them?

Fish: We looked everywhere, Your Highness. We found her face veil near Shao Kahn's lair.

Sindel: And?

Fish: We asked him if he seen Kitana and he said "No". Or Jade.

Sindel: Well, keep looking! No one will rest until Kitana and Jade are found.

Fish: Yes ma'am! (swims away)

Sindel: What have done...