Chapter 5: Kiss Da Girl
The next day, Kitana and Liu Kang left the castle, and went straight to the Kingdom. When the cross the bridge, Mina swims towards Jade, who is riding as well.
Mina: Any kissing?
Jade:(mini voice) Not yet!
Mina: Awwww.
Then, they stop to the marketplace and Kitana is excited. She sees a puppet show, and dances with Liu Kang. Then, they hop on the carrage and ride. Johnny flies to Mina.
Cage: Yo, Mina! Any kissing?
Mina: No.
Cage: Well, they better start some loving!
Then, Liu Kang hand her the thing that controls the horse, and she whip at it. They go really fast. They head towards a cliff and the horse over it. Liu Kang looks shocked, but he relaxs as they ride towards the lake.
At the lake...
Johnny and Mina are watching them, as they row.
Mina: Move your big feathers! I can't see!
Cage: Nothing happening! That's it! Its time for a little Johnny time!
Birds: Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Cage: Stand back! (lands on the branch) Ahem!(sings in a bad tone) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Liu Kang: Ohhhh. Somebody shut that bird up, literly!
Kitana: ...
Jade: (mini voice) Good Lord! He's terrible! (grabs a seaweed) If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.
First, we need the some romance in here! We gotta to create the mood. Perrcusing. Bass. Winds. Words.
Jade:
There is she. Sitting around and about.
She don't got a lot to say
But is dying to.
Words don't mean a thing
But you wanta kiss the girl!
Liu Kang: You hear something?
Kitana: ...
Frogs: Lalalalalala! Don't be scare!
You know you want to kiss the girl!
Lalalalalalala! Ain't it sad because you may never see her again!
Liu Kang: You know, I feel pretty bad, not knowing your name. Maybe, I can guess. Is it Anges?
Kitana: (makes a face)
Liu Kang: Cammy White!
Kitana: ...
Liu Kang: Nina Williams?
Kitana: ...
Liu Kang: Sarah Byrant!
Kitana: ...?
Liu Kang: Ryu!
Kitana: :-( (-Her angry face-RCG)
Jade:(mini voice) Kitana! Her name is Kitana!
Liu Kang: Kitana?
Kitana: (shakes her head "yes")
Liu Kang: That's a beautiful name, for a beautiful girl.
Jade:
Now is your moment.
Floating in a blue lagoon
Her eyes are shining in the moonlight.
She looks gorgeous and you want to do it.
It don't take much
All you have to do is kiss the girl
Frogs: Lalalalalalalala! Don't be scare!
Bird: Lalalalalalalalalala!
Frogs: Just kiss the girl!
Fireflies: Whoa whoa!
Frogs: Lalalalalalalalala! Ain't it sad?
Cage: LALALALALALALALA-(gets muffled)
Frogs: Cause you may never see her again!
Fireflies: Whoa-whoa!
(Kitana and Liu Kang lean in closer slowly.)
Frogs: Kiss her!
(They close there eyes)
Jade: (holding on to Johnny) Go on, little guy!
(Sadly, the boat rocks over and they fall in.)
Jade:(mini voice) Dang it!
Liu Kang: Hang on! I got ya!
(Quan Chi and Shang Tsung come up and high five each other.)
Below the sea...
Shan Kahn: Nice work, boys! That was close! Too close! That little sneak!(swims to his cabnet) At this rate, he'll be kissing before anytime, before sunset! (grabs potions) Its time I took matter into my own hands! (pours them into the cauldron)
Kitana will be mine...again! Then, I'll make Sindel pay! I'll see them suffer like a fish... gasping for air!
Mwhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!(slowly transforms into Mileena) Mwhahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahah!
At the castle...
(Liu Kang is playing the song on his flute. Kung Lao comes to see him.)
Kung Lao: Liuy, I hate watching you, looking for this unknown lady of yours. You already have this kind, warm, caring, kind of person.
Liu Kang: Thanks.
(Kung Lao walks away and Liu Kang looks up at Kitana's window. He throws the flute, to the sea,and starts to head towards her. Suddenly, he hears a voice)
Mileena/Shao Kahn: (singing in Kitana voice)Ah-aha! Aha-ah!
(He looks down to see Mileena, in her face veil, singing the song.)
Mileena/Shao Kahn: (singing in Kitana voice) Ahaaaa-ahaaa! Ahaa-aha-ahahaa!
(Liu Kang gets hypnotized and his pupils turn red.)
Chapter 6: Kahn, You Trippin'!
The next day, Johnny Cage flies to Kitana window.
Cage: Kitana! Congrats! We did it!
Kitana: (wakes up)
Jade: What are you blabbing about now?
Cage: The whole town has heard about the wedding with the prince! And Jade! Your back to normal!
Jade: Yay!
Cage: I must be going! Bye! (flies away)
(Kitana jumps out of bed, hugs Jade, and runs down to see Liu Kang. She stops, suddenly, to see him with another woman.)
Kung Lao: Well, Liu Kang, I guess I was wrong!
Zombie Liu Kang: You're always wrong.
Kung Lao: What's up with you?
Mileena: He's just a little zoned out from finding me!
Kung Lao: Well, congratulations, young lady.
Zombie Liu Kang: We wish to be wed as soon as possible.
Kung Lao: Yes, but it takes time for wedding, and...
Zombie Liu Kang: The wedding boat departs at sunset.
Kung Lao: Well, allright. If you say so.
(Kitana runs off, crying. Jade follows after her. Mileena sees them and looks at her skull necklace.)
Later that day...
(The ship leaves the docks. Kitana stays behind and slowly sits down. Jade sits down with her. Mina looks up at the two and starts to cry. Meanwhile, Johnny is flying near the ship. He hears a voice in the windows)
Mileena:
I can't believe they fell for it!
My plan is going work! Hehe! (takes her face veil off, reveiling her tarkarain face, and throws a pin on the mirror.)
Johnny: (gulp)
Soon I'll have that little mermaid and the ocean will...be...MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Looks at herself in the mirror revealing Shao Kahn in the reflection.)
Cage: The sea warlock! I gotta go tell Kitana! (flies away to Kitana) Kitana! Kitana! (lands next to her)
Jade: Johnny? What are you doing here?
Cage: I was flying and, of course I was flying, and the Warlock singing with a set of stolen pipes! The prince is marrying Shao Khan in disguse!
Kitana: ...!
Jade: Are you sure about this?
Cage: I have been wrong?
Jade: ...Do you really want me to answer that?
Cage: I meant when its important!
Kitana: (remembering what Shao Khan said "Before the suns sets on the third day")
(Kitana jumps in the water. Jade cuts the barrels and they fall in.)
Jade: Kitana, grab onto that! Mina, you take Kitana to that ship as fast as you can!
Mina: I'll try! (they swim away)
Jade: The Queen must know about this!
Cage: What do you want me to do?
Jade: Find a way to stall the wedding! (swims away)
Cage: Right! But how do I...Of course! (flies off)
(Johnny flies around the lake to call the birds. They hear him and follow him. Then he calls the seals,starfish, and the lobsters.)
Cage: Come on! This is an emergency! Let's go!
At the ship...
(Mileena and Liu Kang walk down the aisle. Jax grrrrrs at her but Mileena kicks him.)
Pastor: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today withness a loving bond between two people, who love each other very well.
(Mileena looks at the sun and smiles)
Meanwhile...
Mina: Don't worry Kitana, we're going to make it! Hang on!
Back at the ship...
Pastor: Do you ,Liu Kang, take Mileena to be your wife?
Zombie Liu Kang: I do.
Mileena: (hears a sound)
Pastor: And do you, Mileena, take Liu Kang to be your husband?
(Mileena turns to see Johnny & co. flying towards Mileena. She ducks but they fly under her dress)
Mileena: Whoa!
(Jax is barking and everyone starts to freak out.Mileena,then, has water throw on to her. A lobster climbs on and pinchs her nose. Her scream is blocked by starfish. Kitana makes it in time. She climbs up.)
Mileena: Get away from me, you slimy...Ahhh!
(Mileena is tossed, like a salad, in the air, by the seals and crashed into the cake. Kitana is on board but see Mileena, covered in cake. Johnny then yells at her.)
Cage: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mileena: Why you little...(chokes him. Her violent shaking makes him drops his sunglasses)
Cage: Those(gag) were really good sunglasses(gag), butthole!
(Kung Lao is holding on to Jax's leash,but it breaks. Jax rushs over and bites Mileena's butt!)
Mileena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Johnny, who was holding on to her necklace, relseases it and it breaks right next to Kitana.)
Kitana's voice: Ahhh-aha!Ahhhh-ahaa!
(Liu is released by the spell. The voice moves up to Kitana.)
Kitana's voice: Ahhh-aha! Ahhh-ahaaa!
(Everyone looks stunned, and Mileena looks angry.Kitana swallows her voice.)
Kitana: ...Ahhhh-ahaaaaa!
Liu Kang: Kitana?
Kitana: Liu Kang!
Liu Kang: (runs to her) It was you!
Mileena: (Shao Kahn's voice) Liu Kang, get away from her!
Liu Kang: Oh, Kitana! Your the one!
Kitana: Liu, I tried telling you...
Mileena: (Shao Kahn's voice) Liu, no!
(The suns sets in the background and Kitana is struck with pain. She sinks down)
Mileena:(Shao Kahn's voice) Your too late!
(Liu looks shock to see his bride to be a mermaid.)
Mileena:(Shao Kahn's voice) Your too late! (transforms to Shao Kahn!)
Everyone: Gasp!
(Shao Kahn crawls over to Kitana.)
Shao Kahn: Sorry we have to run, sweetheart.(jumps in)
Liu Kang: Kitana!
In the ocean...
Shao Kahn: Poor princess. You're not the only one I'm after. Your no good, rotten...
Sindel: Shao Kahn, stop!
Shao Kahn: Why, Sindel! What a plesant surpise!
Sindel: Let her go, you lying, flithy, snake!
Shao Kahn: I can't. We made a deal. (shows her the scroll)
Kitana: Mommy, I'm sorry! I didn't know he would do this!
(Sindel hails a fireball at it, blasting the scroll and Shao Kahn.)
Shao Kahn: You see? The contract is binding! Your powers are useless! Unless...
Sindel: Unless what?
Shao Kahn: I was the type of guy who was interested in deals.
(The scroll wraps itself onto Kitana and she is suck into the whirlwind.)
Sindel: What do you want?
Shao Kahn: Your...status.
Up on the shore...
Kung Lao: Liu Kang! What are doing?
Liu Kang: (rowing boat) I've lost her once, I'm not losing her again!
Back underwater...
(Kitana gets smaller and smaller)
Shao Kahn: ...Deal or no deal?
(Sindel writes her name on the scroll)
Shao Kahn: Its done then!
(The whirlpool releases Kitana but it takes Sindel. She is turned into a soul.)
Jade: Your Highness...
Kitana: ...Mom?
Shao Kahn: Its mine...again! (grabs her crown and staff.) Yes! laughs like school girl
Kitana: You monster!(grabs on to his neck)
Shao Kahn: (throws Kitana down.) Quiet you! Deal or no deal, I...Ow!( a harpoon cuts his arm. He looks up to see Liu Kang.) You fool!
Kitana: Liu Kang! Look out!
Shao Kahn: (to eels) After him!
(Liu Kang swims up to the shore,but is pulled but under by the eels.)
Jade: Come on! (Pinchs Shang Tsung)
Mina: (slaps Quan Chi with her fin)
(The two eels release him.)
Shao Kahn: Say goodbye to your sweetheart.(points at Liu Kang)
(Kitana pull his skull crown thingy and accidently shoots at the eels)
Eels:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(blows up)
Shao Kahn: Babies! My poor little poopies! Grrrh!
( Liu Kang and Kitana swim up to the surface. Shao Kahn dark cloud get bigger and bigger. Jade and Mina look shocked)
Kitana: Liu, you have to get out of here!
Liu Kang: No! I won't leave you!
(The two separate when Shao Kahn rises to the suface as Omega Shao Kahn. The two jump off his head.)
Shao Kahn: Mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabreathsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You little fools. ( Lift his tentacle)
Liu Kang: Look out! (the tentacle his the water. The two avoid it.)
Shao Kahn: Now, I'm the ruler of the ocean! The waves obey my command!
( He takes the staff and makes a whirlpool. The whirlpool lifts up the sunken ships and they rise. Kitana avoids them and holds on to a rock. She sees Liu Kang being dragged underwater.)
Kitana: ...Liu.
(Liu Kang is underwater but grabs to the rope. He climbs up the ship and falls on. Meanwhile, Shao Kahn turns to see Kitana holding on the rock and blast the rock. Kitana falls into the whirlpool that Shao Kahn made. Liu Kang rushes to the steering wheel. Kitana looks up and sees that she is in the whirlpool. She not spinning around. Shao Kahn shoots at her and dodges it. He does it again and she dodges, again. Liu Kang steers the ship towards Shao Kahn.)
Announcer guy: Finish Her! (duh-da-duh)
Shao Kahn: Goodbye princess! (Aims at her)
(Shao Kahn doesn't see the ship. He turns and sees it. A pointed stick stabs him.)
Shao Kahn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh no!
(Shao Kahn crashes onto the ship.)
Announcer: Liu Kang wins! Fatality. Or should I say "Shiptality"
Everyone except him: ...
Announcer: Nevermind.
( Liu Kang lands on the shore. The seawarlock had been defeated. Sindel's staff falls down to her. At Shao Kahn's lair, the souls are back to the mermaids. The staff drops down to Sindel and she is back to normal.)
Chapter 7: Love