Sorry about the wait. I had this chapter almost completely written out, then i kind of fizzled out, like a meteorite in the earth's atmosphere. its hard to write parodies when you're not in the mood for it. but never fear! i finished painting my final studio for my art class, so my homework is back down to the 'normal' amount, and isn't as stressful. be expecting updates for any (or maybe even all) of my fics soon. especially 'boredom battle' coz that one's so FUN. anyway, read on!

Sir Gregory was just buying some pirated DVD's from a homeless person when he heard a woman scream up near Vogler's lair.

"Wilson!"

He ran back up the hill, to rescue his Noble Steed. He reached the ledge from which Wilson was hanging in record time, and leaned over to assess the situation.

"Don't just stand there, my ass is burning! Pull me up!" Wilson yelled. Sir Gregory shook his finger at his Noble Steed in a very Super Nanny manner.

"Don't you tell me what to do young man!"

"Please, just pull me up! My ass is very delicate!"

"No, its not."

"Yes, it is!"

"No, its not."

"Yes, it is!"

"…What's in it for me?"

"My eternal gratitude, that's what!"

"Wilson, I want something worthwhile. Nothing is eternal with you. I've spoken with your wives. Oh yeah." Sir Gregory nodded solemnly. "We've had lunch."

Wilson sighed exasperatedly. "Fine, I'll pay you! Just pull me up!"

"…How much?"

"JUST DO IT!"

"Fine, fine, no need to get all snippy. Sheesh."

And with that Sir Gregory pulled his Noble Steed Wilson onto solid ground, and promptly extinguished the smouldering fire on his backside.

"Thank you so, so much." Wilson gushed.

"Yeah, yeah, down boy. Lets go. Now that I am here, we can get the job done without further embarrassing incidents." Sir Gregory strode ahead importantly, forgetting that even in fairytales the castles have doors. Big heavy ones.

"Now what do you suggest we do?" Wilson asked as he pulled Sir Gregory up from the ground.

"I don't know. Now we can't rescue the hot little servant girl! I'll never get laid!" He wailed.

With a tiny 'pop' someone with a mop of blonde hair in a sky blue tutu appeared.

"Yes, it is I, your Fairy Godmother, here to…" Chase whipped out a sparkly blue palm card. "…Save you." He finished, flicking his hair back sexily.

Sir Gregory sniggered, and Wilson covered his eyes. Chase blushed, and checked his palm cards again.

"Y-you aren't Jessica Simpson trying to find tuna at the grocery store?" He stammered nervously.

"Nope." Sir Gregory said evilly, before grabbing Chase and wiping him all over the door. With a tinkling sound the door sprung open. Satisfied, Sir Gregory dropped Chase, and strode into the castle.

Wilson peeked through his fingers at Chase, who was brushing dust off his tutu and looking quite perturbed. Chase looked up at the Noble Steed, who was doing his best 'tree' impression. The two of them blinked at each other, before Wilson ran off after his Master. Chase shrugged, and followed, figuring Jessica Simpson could do without him. How very wrong he was.

Meanwhile Cameron sat in her cage, counting the bars. It really didn't help that the cage was circular. So far she was up to eight hundred and fourteen. Suddenly the door flew open, and Stacy bounced in. She was getting quite good at it. After straightening herself out, she once again slithered over to Cameron's cage.

"How are you my little parakeet?" She hissed evilly.

"Shhh, counting." Cameron said shortly, without taking her eyes off the bars.

"Oh yeah, I've tried that before." Stacy said seriously.

When Cameron continued pointing at the bars and muttering under her breath, Stacy nodded knowingly. "You're gonna need your concentration. I'll leave you to it." She added, before slithering out the door, completely forgetting her role as the villain in this story. For the moment. Muahahahahaha.

Meanwhile Her Royal Majesty Queen Cuddy was running around with her Big Royal Nose to the ground, sniffing desperately. At last! She found Sir Gregory's sexy, sexy scent.

"I've got you now" She cackled, before running up the big hill towards Vogler's castle.

to be continued...