BONUS STORY:
What Lust was doing while this all happened AKA Lust's Boob job issuesPILLZ-ExXtheXxalchemist377: This is pretty much what Lust and Gluttony did after they left Envy the Sea Bitches Lair. ENJOY!
TRUST THE PILLZ!
Lust swam out of Envy the sea bitches cave, nauseous at seeing Edward's dance.
"Lust? Where are we going now?" Gluttony asked dumbly.
Lust sigh "I told you, you're coming with me to get another boob job." Lust said, poking at her breasts.
"BUT LUST! THIS IS THE EIGHT ONE THIS WEEK! I think your MARVELOUS just the way you-HEY! A COOKIE!"
Suddenly Gluttony's attention was draw to a cookie being carried by a stingray.
Gluttony licked his lips, and with one massive gulp, ate the entire stingray.
"OW! IT STINGS!" (Me: no pun intended…--') Gluttony screamed, clutching his mouth.
Lust sweat drop "Just follow me idiot. We're almost to the clinic."Lust and Gluttony approached a building that said: BIGGER BREASTS FOR THE MIDDLE AGED MER-WOMAN!
They entered the clinic and went up to the receptionist, Hinako!
"And how may I…oh, not you again!" Hinako said when she saw it was Lust.
"Yes, I would like a breast job done please." She said, almost demandingly.
"Look, Ms. Lust, We can't give you anymore boob jobs! You've had eight this week, forty-seven this month! Your boobs can't take anymore!"
Lust was upset now. She NEEDED bigger boobs. NEEDED THEM. She screamed,
"Listen grandma, I demand you let me past, or there will be hell to pay…"
And with that she made her nails long and sharp as swords, and gluttony's mouth began to water.
Hinako sweat drop "Okay! Okay! The doctor will see you…"
Lust smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you. Come on Gluttony, I'll let you eat someone later."
Gluttony looked disappointed. "Aww, come on my Lust! Just one…"
Lust hit Gluttony in the back of the head. "No Gluttony. Come on."
They both then went into the surgery room in the back to see the doctor, Dr. Sloth!
"Hello Doctor. I'm here for a breast job, as usual.
Sloth turned around a gasped.
Sloth stress mark "OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! You've been wearing me out Lust! Can't you be confident with your breasts now?"
Lust vein popped "No. I NEED then BIGGER! Isn't it YOUR job to give me what I want? Well, what I want are BIGGER BOOBS!"
"Lust, can I eat her now? PLEASE?" Gluttony said, a waterfall of drool spewing from his mouth.
"No Gluttony. I need her. Now leave us so we can operate."
Sloth stress mark "Excuse me? I never agreed-" But Sloth was cut-off because Lust extended her razor-sharp nails right in front of her face.
"Fine! Fine! Just put those away and lets get started."
"Good." Lust said approvingly, as she got undressed and lay on the operating table.
"Now this might take a while, so you can just close your eyes and go to sleep."
Lust did as the doctor told, and dreamt about her with bigger breasts getting married to…Gluttony!"
"Lust? LUST!"
Lust awoke the sound of Gluttony's voice.
"Gluttony?" Lust said.
" OH MY SWEET LUST! YOU LOOK SIMPLY-Hey! Another cookie!"
Sloth had just entered the room, munching on a chocolate-chip cookie.
"MINE!" Gluttony screamed, lunging at Sloth and taking her cookie.
Lust sweat drop "Right…" She said, and sat up. But it was hard to sit up because something seemed to be weighing her down. She looked down and saw her breasts were the size of two large beach balls!
"YES! My dream has come true!" Lust said happily.
Sloth groan "That's what she said two days ago." Sloth said, recovered from her Gluttony attack.
Suddenly outside where screams, followed by a large "gulp" Gluttony reentered the room looking quite pleased.
"Gluttony! I told you before not to eat anyone yet!" Lust said, trying to stand up but falling over from the massive weight of her new breasts.
" I'm sorry Lust! They just looked so good…" Gluttony said, still licking his lips at the memory.
"Well, let's go then." Lust said, straining to walk with her king-kong sized boobs.
"Um, HELLO? Where's my pay?" Sloth said angrily.
"Gluttony," Lust said.
Gluttony then showed Sloth his very large tongue and said,
"She looks delicious…"
Sloth sweat drop "Um, what I meant to say was have a nice day!" Sloth said hastily, not wanting to become a snack.
"Good. Come now Gluttony, lets go home."
"LUST! I'M COMING!" Gluttony screamed, lunging for Lust.
And that's what Lust did. All in a days work.
THE END
PLLLZ-ExXtheXxalchemist: Yeah, I didn't know how to end it. Hope you enjoyed!
