Ask-Flirty has logged on.
Half-Blood-Charmed1 has been invited.
Half-Blood-Charmed1 has entered chat room.
Ask-Flirty: Hi ya Paige.
Half-Blood-Charmed1: Hi Phoebe; what's up?
Ask-Flirty: Cole's #!
Half-Blood-Charmed1: I could have gone the rest of my life w/out knowing that. btw ur wearing the c-through robe Leo got u again rnt u?
Ask-Flirty: Yup; Cole luvs it. Come to think of it, Leo liked it 2 last weekend…hmm.
Half-Blood-Charmed1: I thought u stopped cing Leo?
Ask-Flirty: I did; we just turn off the lights now.
Half-Blood-Charmed1: Hey, that's a pretty good idea…I'll just do that w/ Andy since Prue told us 2 stop seeing e/o. Thx Pheebs.
Ask-Flirty: That's why I'm an ADVICE columnist.
Kit-The-Kat has logged on.
Kit-The-Kat: Meow meow meow meow.
Ask-Flirty: Kit, I told u; that was a 1 time deal! I was stoned!
Kit-The-Kat: Meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Ask-Flirty: Kit, stop this! U know it's wrong! Just accept that I had a animal-to-human change and find a new cat!
Kit-The-Kat: Meow meow $#! meow! Meow meow meow meow meow! #$! $ !#
Ask-Flirty: How dare u Kit! That's it, I'm through w/this! "Kit the cat is being bad, so turn her into a human 90 yr old hag!"
Kit-The-Kat is away.
Kit-The-Kat's away message: Shaggin a 90 yr old hag.
Ask-Flirty: Oops, that didn't work right…oh well, at least she's gone.
Ask-Flirty: Paige?
Half-Blood-Charmed1 is away.
Half-Blood-Charmed1's away message: Bein shagged by Kit.
Ask-Flirty: Oh shit…Paige is gonna kill me.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell has logged on.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: Hey Pheebs.
Ask-Flirty: Hi Prue; how's it goin?
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: Awesome; Andy's givin me a blowjob.
Ask-Flirty: Oh, can I come over?
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: No!
Poofy-Cop has logged on.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: Who the hell is poofy-Cop?
Poofy-Cop: Oh hi honey
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: Andy?
Poofy-Cop: The 1 and horny.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: Wat the hell is w/ur screen-name?
Ask-Flirty: I thought Andy was givin u a blow-job Prue?
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: He is…
Poofy-Cop: Nah, I'm over in Cole right now.
Ask-Flirty: Don't u mean AT Cole's?
Poofy-Cop: Nah, I'm in Cole right now.
Ask-Flirty: But- but- but he's my husband! And he's the only straight husband I have!
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell: And I'm ur wife Andy! Ur straight!
Poofy-Cop: Ah, but u c Cole and I r only straight and married on the weekdays when the Charmed show is showing; on the weekends, we're kinky cross-dressing gays. Double lives r fun!
Ask-Flirty has gone away.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell has gone away.
Ask-Flirty's away message: Tying Cole and Andy down to hot stoves.
Mrs.Trudea-Halliwell's away message: Cutting off Cole and Andy'd manhoods and feeding them to Wyatt.
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(AN) behold the randomness of me :) lol. Please R&R thankies