Sonic Stupidity Chapter 2: Shadow's Rage, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

Hi and welcome to Chapter 2: Shadow's Rage. This chapter has quite a bit of action in it however. Please review if you like!

I do not own Sega trademark. Just the games.

At the White House…

Knuckles, Sonic, and Shadow were dressed in camouflage and were planning to take over the White House. "What's the plan Red Bandit?", Sonic asked.

"Ultimate Life Form will distract the Secret Service with a murderous rampage as I will infiltrate the White House and kidnap the President, then you will run to the First Lady and distract her with anything means necessary. Got it Blue Blur?", Knuckles explained.

"Umm sure. How do I distract the First Lady?", Sonic asked. "Just flirt with her a little.", Knuckles answered. Sonic then puked. "Hell no! She's old and ugly! That's just plain sick!", Sonic exclaimed.

Shadow laughed maniacally and pulled out a machine gun. "I shall kill all those worthless humans and take over the White House in prologue to World Domination! This is WHO I AM! Hahahahahahaha!", Shadow exclaimed.

Shadow ran up to the White House and shot the guards at the gate. "Outta my way foolish humans!" He then pulled out a rocket launcher and blasted the gate open. He ran into the White House and saw three GUN soldiers and blew them up. "See you all in hell!", Shadow exclaimed as he ran off.

Knuckles watched in awe as Shadow did his work. "That is one hedgehog, who is dedicated to his work. I couldn't be more proud.", Knuckles said as a few tears came to his eyes. Sonic stared at Knuckles and asked, "Aren't you supposed to kidnap the President and where is Tails?"

"Tails is too chicken to help or be involved and I have a job to do, see you later!", Knuckles exclaimed as he ran into the White House. Knuckles ran into the President's office, gagged the President, and tied him up. This is a stickup! I want you and your dumasses you call soldiers the hell out of here and I shall live here. Understand?", Knuckles explained. The President stared at Knuckles. Then Knuckles puked on the President and passed out.

Meanwhile…

Sonic was working on his ridiculous part of the mission and saw the First Lady in her room looking for the phone. "Oh shit! Must stop her before she calls in the military!", Sonic exclaimed. He ran into the room and started to calm her down.

"Ma'am, you look…nice today.", he complimented. "Nice? Please, ugly as hell if you ask me." "Why are you in here?", she asked. "I'm here to calm you down. Sonic The Hedgehog at your service!", Sonic exclaimed. "I don't care if you are the strongest thing in the world, I'm calling the military!", she exclaimed. "I'm not the strongest, but the fastest, and I'm sure the President has everything under control.", Sonic reassured her.

"Well, if you say so…", she started. "Good, let's get out of here.", Sonic said. They started to leave when they saw Shadow killing everyone. "OH MY GOD!", the First Lady exclaimed. "Now calm down ma'am.", Sonic ordered.

Shadow spun around and saw the First lady and Sonic. "The First Lady? This is perfect! I can kill a well-known person as a warning to the humans that Shadow the Hedgehog, The Ultimate Life Form, is taking over the world! Hahahaha!", Shadow exclaimed.

Shadow pointed the gun at the First Lady and fired three shots. Sonic watched as the First Lady fell to the ground. "Shadow! What the hell is wrong with you!", Sonic yelled. "I will do whatever it takes to take control of the humans, even if it means killing them. Get in my way… and I'll kill you too faker.", Shadow answered.

Sonic stared at Shadow and knew that Shadow wouldn't back down and neither will he. "So, this is how it's gonna be Shadow. Looks like I have no choice but to stop you." "You can try Sonic. You can try…", Shadow started. He pulled the trigger to hear that the gun was out of ammo. "Damn, looks like I'll have to kill you the old-fashioned way, Sonic."

Sonic and Shadow charged at each other and started punching at the speed of sound. Shadow then was surrounded by the familiar glow of red aura. "Death to all who oppose me!", Shadow exclaimed. "Shit!", Sonic muttered. Then a blue aura surrounded Shadow and mixed into the red, making purple aura. "Behold The Ultimate Power of CHAOS BLAST CONTROL!", Shadow exclaimed. Shadow disappeared and the whole White House exploded (Knuckles and the President managed to get out).

Sonic was knocked out while Shadow stood above him and laughed weakly. "This is the ultimate power!" Then he blacked out.

Afterwards, in the hospital…

Sonic woke up and saw Amy above him. "Hi Sonic!", she exclaimed. "NOOOO! I was killed and now I'm in hell! God! What did I do wrong? Why can't I be in heaven? This isn't fair! NOOOO!", Sonic cried.

"Don't worry Sonic. You're still alive.", Amy said. "I am? Damn! Now I wish I really did go to hell.", Sonic said. Amy hit him with her hammer. "Oww! What was that for?", Sonic asked.

"That is the last time you get drunk and almost get yourself killed! You, Shadow, and Knuckles are under trial for murder, disturbing the peace, trespassing, and destruction of public property!", Amy exclaimed.

"Holy shit! Did I really do that?", Sonic asked. "See for yourself!", Amy answered. She pointed at the window. Sonic looked out it to see Knuckles running from the cops. "So. Knuckles is always running from the cops.", Sonic said. "NO! Look behind that!", Amy yelled. Sonic looked and saw two dogs expressing their love. "I made out with a dog?", Sonic asked. Amy slapped herself. "NOOOOOOO! Look at the White House!", she yelled. Sonic looked at the White House and saw nothing. "I don't see anything.", Sonic said. "You destroyed it you moron!" "Holy shit!", Sonic exclaimed.

Inside Shadow's room…

Shadow was just waking up. "Man, what happened? I have got to stop drinking. I hope I didn't kill anyone.", Shadow said to himself. "You almost killed half of the people in the White House and killed the First Lady.", said a voice. "What? Who said that?", Shadow asked. The commander stepped out of the shadows (The commander is on the game Shadow the Hedgehog if you haven't played it).

"You!", Shadow exclaimed. "You still haven't changed since you were created Shadow, you're still a killer!", the commander exclaimed. "Kill the First Lady? I don't believe you!", Shadow said. "See for yourself then Shadow.", the commander said. He put in a tape.

The commander was taking a bath in the tape (this was last night before Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles destroyed the White house). He was playing with a rubber ducky. "I like my ducky, yes I do, yes I do!", the commander exclaimed. "Honey! You've been in the shower for three hours now! Put that ducky away!", said a woman's voice. "Yes mother."

"Oh god! Wrong tape!", the commander exclaimed. Shadow laughed at the commander. "You live with your mother?", Shadow asked cracking up. "S-shut up!" The commander switched the tapes.

"Outta my way foolish humans!" Shadow then pulled out a rocket launcher and blasted the gate open.

Shadow pointed the gun at the First Lady and fired three shots. Sonic watched as the First Lady fell to the ground.

The commander turned off the tape. "I did all that?", Shadow asked. "Yes you did Shadow. Thanks to you, this country is damned to hell!", the commander exclaimed. "Time to die Shadow!", the commander exclaimed. He pulled out a gun and shot Shadow.

"NOOOO!", Shadow exclaimed. He was on the ground near the White House next to Knuckles, Sonic, and Tails. Shadow looked around and saw that the White House was still there. Shadow sighed. "I guess it was just a dream.", Shadow said. Then he went back to sleep.

End of Chapter Two. Please review if you like. Next chapter: Finding a home