Hi! Welcome to Chapter 5 of Sonic Stupidity! If you've ever read my summary, then you might be wandering why aren't our heroes living in a house?

"Who cares anyway? I just want to get around to killing faker already!", Shadow stated. "Why can't I ever say what I have to say?", I asked. "I was just stating what everyone thinks.", Shadow explained. "You don't know that.", I replied. "Just hurry and explain what you supposedly 'need' to explain.", Shadow demanded sighing. "I'll do just that.", I replied.

Anyway, they aren't living in a house yet but they will be in this chapter. You can expect a lot more stupidity Sonic and Knuckles, more crying from Tails, and now there will be more a lot more Shadows and an Shadow obsessed Amy for Sonic to deal with. Also expect a few chapters of a contest that's exactly like American Idol (which I add I don't own). Now let's begin. "Finally.", Shadow said. "…" I don't own any Sega trademark.

Super Sonic and his toy weapons were in the air charging the army of Shadows. "Hahahahaha! Try and beat me now Shadow! Chaos Spear!", Sonic cried throwing a beam of golden energy at the army of Shadows. "Nice try faker! Chaos Blast!", exclaimed the Dark Shadows in the front line. The Chaos Spear bounced of the energy caused by Chaos Blast and flew at the toy shield. "NOOOO!", the toy sword cried diving in front of the toy shield. The sword received the blast and it fell to the ground.

"NO! Toy sword!", cried the toy shield. It flew after the toy sword and cried. "Speak to me! Don't die dammit!", the toy shield cried. "Hehehe… I'm a stupid retard.", the dying toy said. "Damn you! Don't you dare die!", cried the shield. "I shouldn't have dove in front of you, I'm s-so stupid. You're a shield, it would've hurt you a lot less than me.", the toy sword explained. "Then why? Why did you sacrifice yourself?", the shield asked. "I don't know.", the sword merely answered. "I love you!", shield exclaimed. "Goodbye…T-toy shield…", the sword said as it died. "NOOOO!", cried the shield.

The shield's plastic was touching the sword and it didn't move. "What are they doing?", Sonic asked. "Are they making out on the battlefield?", Shadow General asked. "That's disgusting and plain weird!", Sonic exclaimed. "I never thought I'd see the day where two toys were making out.", Shadow General thought aloud. "Yeah… Were we fighting or something?", Sonic asked. "Time to die faker!", all the Shadows cried.

"We'll see about that! Chaos Control!", Sonic exclaimed as he disappeared. "I will deal with this, myself!", Shadow General exclaimed as the Chaos Emeralds spun around him (Where'd the Chaos Emeralds come from?) and transformed him into Super Shadow. Sonic appeared behind Shadow when he saw a Burger King (Which I never owned and hopefully never will own). "Sweet! I'm hungry, are you Shadow?", Sonic asked. "What? I was about to kill you! Why the hell are you hungry now?", Shadow asked.

"Come on Shadow, I mean, when do we ever get to eat at resteraunts where they do a half-ass job of cooking the food?", Sonic asked. (You probably see I hate Burger King) "You have a point Sonic, I like to make fun of people when I eat their horrible food. "Hey, you didn't call me faker.", Sonic noticed. "Don't think I'll make that a habit faker.", Shadow said. "What about your army?", Sonic asked.

Shadow turned around and saw his army being demolished by Knuckles and Tails. "NO! My army!", Shadow cried. (Poor Shadow, no army now)

"Why do you keep interrupting with your god damned parentheses?", Shadow asked. "And why are you typing this story in the middle of class?", Tails asked. "Shut up Tails, my computer teacher doesn't know that!", I exclaimed. "How's the assignment going Derek?", Mr. Kelly asked. "Great Mr. Kelly!", I said rather quickly. The teacher walks off to help another student. I had a sigh of relief and went back to typing Sonic Stupidity…Oops, did I just type all of that? "Good going…", Shadow said.

"Back to the story damn you!", Stewie exclaimed. (Family Guy is awesome, but I don't own it) "Why are you here?", Tails asked. "It's not my fault, fat man was chasing a flying peanut and it led here.", Stewie explained. "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…", Peter laughed chasing the flying peanut. Then it hit him in the eye and then the place we don't dare talk of and flew off. "Ow! Man, what the hell? You bastard, just what the hell? Ow! What the hell?", Peter exclaimed falling to the ground and rolling all over the place.

"Yep, that looked painful.", Stewie said. "Come on fat man! Lets leave and get me my weapons, I mean lunch!", Stewie demanded as he and Peter disappeared. Then Mario and Bowser appeared and they were fighting, again (I don't own them). "God damn! This is our story so stay the hell out of it!", Knuckles exclaimed. "Mama mia! I was about a' kill de' Bowser a'", Mario explained. "Just leave before I shoot you, grind you to bits, throw you in a shredder, burn you on fire, and blast you into oblivion!", Shadow threatened. "Just a' bring it!", Mario mocked.

At a fighting arena…

"Tonight's match up will be a ferocious one! I'm Michael Cole and this is Tazz at ringside on the EWW, Extreme World Warriors, better then that fake WWE. Tonight will be Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Miles "Tails" Prower, and The Ultimate Life versus The Red Jumpstart, Green Jumpstart, and The Turtle guy with freaky white spikes on his back in a handicap 4 on 3 elimination Tag Team Match.", Cole explained. "Oh boy, I can't wait Cole! This match ought to be good.", Tazz agreed. (EWW is something Sofaspud23 made up so I don't own this idea either)

The Shadow the Hedgehog Theme Song, "I AM" starts playing…

"Introducing first, weighing at 44 pounds, The Ultimate Life Form, Shadow the Hedgehog!", the announcer said as Shadow entered the ring. Then Shadow did his little 'there's no time to play games' stance thingy and waited for his opponents.

Then "We Are" Theme Song starts playing…

"And the his partners, weighing at a combined weight of 124 pounds, Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, and Miles "Tails" Prower!", The announcer said as all three of them got into the ring. "Man, this song's retarded. All it is about is freaking teamwork!", Knuckles stated. "You're telling me.", Shadow agreed.

Then the really stupid Mario Theme Song from his very fist game starts…

"And the opponents, weighing at a combined weight of…Holy Shit! 1,089 pounds, the Mario Brothers, and The King of Koopas, Bowser!", The announcer announced. "Man, you guys need to lose some weight.", Tails said. Knuckles stared at his overweight opponents, puked on Tails and passed out. Tails started crying and left the ring. "Oh, poor baby, now it looks like a handicap 2 on three tag team match Cole.", Tazz said.

"This sucks!", Sonic exclaimed. "Yeah, I'm stuck on the same team as faker and we're fighting two overweight disgusting humans and one huge turtle.", Shadow explained. "Plus together we're only 88 pounds, huge weight difference!", Sonic exclaimed. "You guys are so screwed.", Bowser said.

Then the same heavenly light from earlier appeared and out came Lord Yggdrasill. "Not you again…", Shadow said. "An angel once again has come to save us!", Sonic cried. "Stupid creature, I came to save nobody, I want to kill you all!", Yggdrasill explained. "Oh, you're that girl from earlier, Lord Ygg-dra-…something like that.", Sonic said. "I'm not a girl!", Yggdrasill exclaimed. "You're not!", Shadow asked surprised.

"Looks like an angel is interfering with the match!", Cole exclaimed. "Nah, ya think?", Shadow said sarcastically. "But the match hasn't even begun yet!", Sonic said. "Can't a plumma kill a' someone anymore?", Luigi asked. "For a' real!", Mario agreed. "I'm tired of this nonsense…Chaos Control!", Shadow exclaimed warping Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and himself into a nice house in Station Square.

"Sweet house.", Sonic said. "Here we are! My house!", Knuckles exclaimed. "When did you wake up?", Shadow asked. "You mean we tried to take over the White House, Amy's house, and Angel Island and the whole time, you had a house?", Tails asked starting to get angry. "When did we do those things?", Knuckles asked gulping. "KNUCKLES! I'LL KILL YOU!", Tails yelled chasing Knuckles around the house.

End of Chapter five of Sonic Stupidity. Please review if you like. "Do you ever say anything different at the end of every chapter?", Shadow asked annoyed. "Will you quit criticizing everything I say?", I asked. "Just shut up already and let these readers go about their day!", Shadow said. "You're the one to talk!", I mocked. "JUST SHUT UP!", Shadow yelled. "…"