"Yo! Welcome to chappie six baby! Now keep holdin' on to your grillz and get da mo fucking reviews up to at least 40 by Chapter 10 and we'll roll steady on those wheels. Feelin' me?", I explained.

"You're the worst rapper I have ever heard and that is no way to get reviews.", Shadow stated. "Oh really? Then why don't you show me how to get reviews.", I said.

"Listen, give me at least 40 reviews by Chapter 10 or else I'll be forced to kill everyone in your families, burn them to bits, and eat them right in front of you and if you fail to cooperate, start giving your mommies hugs and kisses goodbye for it will be your last. Thank you and see you in hell.", Shadow threatened.

"That's a rather mean way to do it.", I said. "So, it has to be done.", Shadow replied. "What? The killing or the families or the burning and eating part?", I asked. "No moron! The reviews!", Shadow explained. I looked at him confused.

"You need at least 40 reviews by Chapter 10 or else this story isn't popular and you'll go crying to mommy for a month and no one will be able to read the story.", Shadow explained. "I don't know about the crying to mommy part but you have a point.", I agreed.

"What's up?", Sonic asked. "We're trying to get reviews up to at least 40 by Chapter 10.", I explained. "That's easy, make a contest!", Sonic exclaimed. "Like what?", I asked.

"Every Chapter, describe a person from some game or movie, and the first person to review the website who has the right answer, will get to put on of his or her ideas into the fic.", Sonic explained.

"Not a bad idea faker.", Shadow acknowledged. "Yeah, just review like you would for any other Chapter, then add in your answer along with the idea you have for the story, and it's all set.", Sonic said.

"Good idea Sonic, and to think you're not as stupid as I thought.", I said. "Now don't fool yourself Derek, I'm a lot stupider than you think.", Sonic warned. Shadow and I stared at him and changed our minds about when I said Sonic isn't as stupid as he looks.

"Anyway, every Chapter, I will describe a person from some game or movie, and the first person to review the website who has the right answer, will get to put on of his or her ideas into the fic. Just review like you would for any other Chapter, then add in your answer along with the idea you have for the story.", I explained.

"Good, now can we start the story?", Shadow asked. "Umm, sure, why not?", I asked. "Now let's start!", Sonic exclaimed. "I don't own any Sega trademark.", I said.

The new house…

Chapter 6: Room of the Red Bandit pt.1

Shadow was searching around the new house for a room he was to sleep in. He then stepped into the legendary Room of the Red Bandit. (Every now and then, I will base off a chapter off some movie or game like Star Wars and I'll call it Room of the Red Bandit pt. whatever number it is)

Two minutes ago in a galaxy only two blocks away…

Shadow walked through the other side of the door and found himself in a black robe of some sort and he had a red light saber. "What the?", He asked himself confused. "You arrived, my apprentice, Lord Vader.", Knuckles said. "What the hell is going on?", Shadow asked really confused.

"The rebels and Sonic Skyfagg has arrived here on my moon base.", Knuckles explained. "Why are we in a seriously stupid version of the movie collection Star Wars?", Shadow asked. "Star Wars movie? This is life my friend.", Knuckles said.

"You need to quit drinking so much, you room looks just like it does on the movie.", Shadow said. "What do you mean by drinking?", Knuckles asked.

"The rebels are here Lord Sickass!", stated a clone soldier. "No matter, my very confused apprentice will deal with them. Go Lord Vader and show them the true power of the stupid side of the force.", Knuckles ordered. "Isn't it called the 'dark side of the force'?", Shadow asked. "Just go!", Knuckles demanded.

Shadow left the room very confused but didn't find himself out of the Star Wars remake, or out of his attire for that matter. "What the hell? Shouldn't I be back in the house?", Shadow asked.

"This is for my mom and dad Darth Vader!", Sonic who came out of nowhere cried. He slashed at Shadow with his green light saber. "What the hell?", Shadow asked himself dodging the attack.

"What the hell is going on?", Shadow asked. "Well you see, I was just coming in here to avenge my parents which you are my father, and save my girlfriend who happens to be my sister Tails, but I don't know that yet.", Sonic explained.

"What? The I'm your father part of your girlfriend is not only a guy, but he's your sister?", Shadow asked. "I already knew that my sister was my girlfriend since the start.", Sonic explained.

Shadow threw up everywhere and stared at Sonic as if he was the world's stupidest, most retarded, nasty idiot in history. "I'm disgusted to be your father!", Shadow exclaimed. "You're my father? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not true! NOOOOOOOOO!", Sonic cried as if it was the first time he heard this.

"Why has God made my life so cruel? Why dammit? Why?", Shadow cried. Then the O' so familiar light came down from the sky and tuned into Lord Yggdrasill. "You again?", Shadow asked. "For some reason, I keep warping into this fanfic. "Just leave me alone! I just found out my son makes out with my daughter!", Shadow explained.

"Calm down, there is nothing wrong with being…different. I'm gay by the way.", Yggdrasill explained. "Get away from me!", Shadow screamed. He ran out of Knuckles' room and straight into the kitchen where he found Amy. "Hooray! It's a woman!", Shadow cried.

"What's up with you?", Amy asked looking at the terrified Shadow. "Knuckles' room freaks me out. Everyone but me in there was making out with their sisters and being gay!", Shadow exclaimed. "You poor thing!", Amy exclaimed hugging Shadow as if he was a little baby who didn't have parents.

"Sup Shadow!", Tails said walking by. Shadow started screaming. "Tails…Are you gay or a girl for that matter?", Amy asked. "No.", Tails answered calmly yet confused. Shadow had a sigh of relief and quit screaming. "Maybe it was Star Wars, it is a gay movie if you think about it.", Shadow said.

"Hey Shadow! Why did you leave Knuckles' room? It was starting to get good!", Sonic said. "Are you gay faker?", Shadow asked. "What does gay mean?", Sonic asked. "Do you like boys or girls?", Shadow asked trying to make the question easier.

"Is this a trick question?", Sonic asked. "No.", Shadow answered. "Then I like girls.", Sonic answered. "All right, just wanted to know if I could stand living in this house or not.", Shadow said. "I wasn't lying though.", Yggdrasill said.

"Get out!", Shadow yelled. "Farewell then, may we part forever.", Yggdrasill said disappearing. "That moron is out of our lives. Thank God!", Shadow rejoiced. 'Was that God?", Tails asked. "If it was, then I'd rather burn in hell.", Shadow said. "Amen to that.", Sonic agreed.

End of Chapter Six. The description in the contest for this chapter will be a freebie for most people, (only the stupid ones don't know the answer) he is the world's fastest hedgehog, I'm not sure if he is the world's favorite but he's blue and he's fast.

"I wonder who that is.", Shadow said sarcastically. "Ooo! I don't know this one! Who is it?", Sonic asked. "Are you kidding Sonic?", I asked. "No I'm not kidding! I'm dying to know who it is!", Sonic answered. "Dumbass…" "Please note that the idea will not significantly change the story, but will be a good laugh and thank you!", I said.