"Looks like we have a winner for Chapter Six's contest! The winner and the only one who had the answer and an idea for the story is…Tailsie! If you guys wanna win, you have to submit the review, type in the answer and your idea. Hopefully this chapter will do better with the contest. I also need forty reviews by Chapter Ten.", I explained.

"Yes, I don't wanna be around when he cries to his mommy.", Shadow said. "I don't cry to my mother for one thing and another is keep out of my freakin' business.", I warned. "But I am part of your business. I'm in the story after all.", Shadow said. "I'll fire you.", I threatened. "No! I have three kids!", Shadow cried.

"Anyway, I have three people to introduce from, the newest game in the Sonic series 'Sonic Riders' Jet the Hawk, Storm the Albatross, and Wave the Swallow!", I announced as the three Bablyonian Rouges walked in. (Sorry if I misspelled Bablyonian, I just got the game and beat it) "You said we were getting paid to do this 'story'. Well, cough up the money!", Jet demanded. "You get your money after the story is over Jet.", I said with my fingers crossed.

"I'll explain their personalities; Jet is a laid back green hawk who loves treasure, money, and money. He is cocky like Shadow (He even has the same amount of white chest hair too, that's weird). Wave is a nerd like Tails except she doesn't act like it, she's pretty laid back too. She is purple and wears white, kinda like the inverse of Rouge. Storm is the huge gray bird who isn't very bright and tends to stutter a lot.", I explained. "I don't St-st-stu-st-st…", Storm tried to say. "Stutter?", Wave finished for him.

"The new group will be in every Chapter from now on and so will Team Chaotix.", I explained. "Yeah, so don't try anything smart.", Vector said. "Don't you usually say 'Don't try anything funny' or 'No funny business' or 'No getting any ideas now'?", Charmy asked. "Shut it!", Vector said.

"Moving on now, today's description will be about a character off of an anime (sorry if you don't watch anything like that) called Dragon Ball Z. He has a huge rivalry with Goku (or Kakarot) and always seems to be one step behind him. Calls himself the 'Prince of Saiyans' and he is really cocky.", I explained. (I don't own DBZ)

"Speaking of DBZ, HIT THE DECKS!", Jet cried. Everybody besides Sonic and Tails disappeared as a huge, HUGE Saiyan barged in. "Holy shit! Is that Broly?", Tails asked. "You know this guy?", Sonic asked Tails. "KAKAROT!", the huge man cried. "Carrot?", Sonic asked. "I think that's what he said.", Tails said.

"Kakarot, Kakarot, KAKAROT!", Broly cried. "Whoa, calm down big fellow, I hate carrots too, just not that much.", Sonic said. 'KAKAROOOOOOOOT!", Broly screamed. "Who da fuck is yelling like a hooka on Thursday? I'm tryin' to sleep homies so shut da fuck up!", Knuckles yelled.

"KAKAROT!", Broly screamed. "I SAID SHUT DA FUCK UP!", Knuckles screamed so loud that even Broly calmed down. "Yes ma'am.", Broly said innocently. "That's bett- Hey! I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass be-ach!", Knuckles threatened running into the room.

He ran into the room and started punching Broly until he Broly screamed. "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" "Great way to piss him off Knucklehead!", Sonic said. "He's a monster!", Tails cried. "I am no monster, I AM A GOD!", Broly exclaimed. "NO! The only God around here is ME! JBL!", some fat ugly, dude in the WWE that wears gay tights. (I do not own WWE, I know it's fake but I still watch it, my friend Sofaspud23 thinks it's stupid but that's his opinion)

Broly just killed the fat wannabe God and set his sights on Knuckles. "You, you're next.", he threatened. Knuckles gulped with fear and accidentally got so scared, that he did the unspeakable, he pissed on the floor! "You, disgusting!", Broly said. "Run Knuckles!", Tails exclaimed. Knuckles pulled out a Chaos Emerald and used Chaos Control and escaped.

"KAKAROT!", Broly screamed. "I HATE KAKAROT!" "Yeah, what the hell is with those carrots anyway? To me they taste like shit!", Sonic said. "Hahaha!", Broly laughed like a maniac. "I say we go blow up some motha fucking carrots! DEATH TO ALL CARROTS!", Sonic exclaimed. "KAKAROT!", Broly screamed in joy. "NO! SAVE THE CARROTS!", Tails exclaimed running off with a bag of chopped carrots.

They chased after Tails all around the house until they came across Shadow's hiding place. "Damn, they've discovered me, wait, are you Broly?", Shadow asked the huge Saiyan. "Yes, I am Broly, the God of Destruction! Hahaha!", Broly laughed. "Sweet! Can I have you're autograph and be your partner in crime?", Shadow asked Broly. "Yes.", Broly merely answered. "Woo! Now with Broly at my side, the universe will be mine! Mwuahahaha!", Shadow laughed maniacally.

Then Goku appeared out of nowhere and sighed. "Thank God, I finally got away from that huge as mother…HOLY SHIT! BROLY!", Goku exclaimed. "KAKAROT!", Broly screamed. Goku teleported himself and Broly by accident to some other planet while everyone else sat in their places confused.

"Oh yeah, Broly has an eternal hatred of Goku, but Goku's Saiyan name is Kakarot.", Tails explained. "NOOOO! I didn't get an autograph or get to take over the universe!", Shadow yelled. "That's too bad, I wanted an autograph of Goku but I didn't get one.", Tails said.

"KILL THE CARROTS!", Sonic exclaimed snatching the carrots from Tails, blowing them into smithereens, burning them to a crisp, and discarding the surviving bits into space. "Hahaha!", Sonic laughed maniacally. "And I thought Shadow was cruel and evil…has the Chapter even begun yet?", I asked. "I don't recall…", Tails answered.

"It hasn't. I didn't see a disclaimer or the name of the Chapter yet.", Shadow answered. "Oh geez! We better start! I do not own any Sega Trademark. Let's begin.", I said.

Chapter 8: Life is a beach…literally

Sonic, Shadow, and Amy (who likes Shadow for now) were on their way to the finest beaches in the world until Sonic saw this wormhole. "Cool!" "Wormholes don't exist on the planet, it's not possible!", Shadow explained. Because of Sonic's stupidity, he walked into the hole and disappeared. "That moron!", Amy said. "I'll go get him.", Shadow said as he ran into the wormhole before it disappeared.

Some alternate dimension…

Shadow landed on an island that looked exactly like one huge beach and saw Sonic. "Sonic! You stupid idiot! If that wormhole disappeared, we could be stuck here forever!", Shadow explained. The wormhole disappeared. "Huh? I'm not Sonic.", said the hedgehog who looked freakishly like Sonic and sounded like a girl.

"What?", Shadow asked. "Did you come to rescue me?", the girl asked. "No. I was looking for Sonic.", Shadow answered. "But I am Sonic.", said the girl. "And you came to rescue me! Here's a token of my appreciation.", the girl Sonic said kissing Shadow.

"DISGUSTING! FAKER KISSED ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Two hours later…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Shadow screamed so loud that he created a wormhole home. Shadow then puked so much that the dimension he was in was flooded with puke. Then he fainted. Sonic dragged Shadow through the puke and back into the world from whence they came.

End of the really short Chapter Seven… Sorry it was so short. I just needed a idea for this chapter. Next one, you get to read horrible singing. Bye!