Sonic Stupidity Chapter 8: Da Wannabes, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

Hiya! Welcome to the horrid Chapter of the worst singers I've ever heard. Chapter Eight: Da Wannabes! I'll start with the contest. The answer was Vegeta! Now I have a question... Why did I get a lot of reviews, but nobody sent a single one about the contest, not even as slight as "I don't know", for the very least?

"Who cares? You still got reviews.", Sonic stated. "Wow, for once I agree with faker…", Shadow said. "Aren't you usually too stupid too know what we're talking about?", Knuckles asked. "I hit my head the other day so I guess it cured me.", Sonic answered. "I didn't know stupid was a disease or it could even be cured.", Tails said.

"Shadie waddie!", Amy called. "She calls you Shadie waddie?", Tails asked on the edge of laughing. "God dammit… Faker, please take Amy back. She's annoying as hell.", Shadow explained. "No.", Sonic replied. "Time for plan, 'The Last Resort That I Would Never Turn to Even If My Life Depended on It'.", Shadow started. "What?", Sonic asked.

"Faker! I beg of you! Have mercy on me! Please spare me from the horribly annoying beast of death! I'll do anything! Anything!", Shadow cried. "Oh really?", Sonic asked with an evil grin. "I won't like this…", Shadow said. "Deal.", Sonic agreed. "Should I be thankful, or not?", he wondered aloud. "We'll get to that by Chapter Ten. Now today's character description will be a one hundred percent chance that it is a small pink fluff that has the ability to suck things up and use their abilities no matter how gay it sounds.", I explained. "Now let's start Da Wannabes!", Tails exclaimed. "That's my line, you do the disclaimer.", I explained. "No!", Tails refused.

"I believe I forgot to have Knuckles puke on you last chapter.", I said pressing a switch behind my back. "I don't feel so good…", Knuckles said. "OKAY! Derek doesn't own any Sega trademark or any of theses songs!", Tails cried. Knuckles still puked on him. Tails cried and ran backstage. "I pity him sometimes…", Sonic said.

Chapter 8: Da Wannabes

"Good evening and welcome to our competition, 'American Idol' where wannabes, become stars.", said the narrator guy. "Tonight's judges are…Kenny from South Park!(I don't own Kenny) Sofaspud23! George W. Bush! Derek the Demon Prince! And last, and the least, Espio the Chameleon and Simon!" The crowd cheered on the Six Judges.

"Our first singer, for all you ladies… Knuckles da Echidna!", the announcer exclaimed. (Knuckles will sing Here Without You by Three Doors Down; I don't own this song or band)

"A hundred days had made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappeared now when I'm dreaming of your face

I'm here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me

The miles just keep rolling
as the people either way to say hello
I hear this life is overrated
but I hope it gets better as we go

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done
it get hard but it won't take away my love

All the girls fainted as if they were listening to an angel. "Mmnmmn!", Kenny complimented. "Nut-job? I ought to beat your ass!", Knuckles yelled. "I'd say it was horrible and you suck.", Espio said. "I agree.", Simon agreed. "Fuck you!", Knuckles yelled. "That was an excellent performance, at least, I would say that if I were gay.", I joked. "Go to hell!", Knuckles said flipping the birdie at me. "I was joking, you did good.", I explained. "Oh…" "Sofaspud23 left the room in middle of the song to see 'Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector'", the announcer explained. "Did I suck that bad?", Knuckles asked.

"The next contestant is the two tailed fox, Miles 'Tails' Prower!", the announcer exclaimed. (Tails will sing the Barney Song, I will never ever will own this song.)

Tails came out with a beer bottle in his hand and started to drink it. "Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!", the audience yelled as Tails chugged it. "Isn't that illegal for ten year olds?", Espio asked. "Who cares? This ought to be a good show.", I said. Now Tails was obviously drunk.

"I l-lov-love you

You love m-e-me

We're a bi-bit-big happy fam-i-fami-family

With a great…", Tails tried until he threw up all over the place and passed out. "That song sucked!", everyone including the judges yelled.

The janitor came on the stage and threw Tails outside. Then he noticed that Tails had Root Beer in his hand. "Root Beer?" "Now we don't need a vote on that one, Tails is disqualified for illegal use of Root Beer in a family show. He is the weakest link, goodbye. Now! Introducing the World's Fastest Hedgehog! In a special preview of the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds, please get your hands up for Super Sonic!", the announcer announced. Sonic flew onto the stage making a grand appearance and sang in the air. (Sonic will sing Good Times Gone by Nickelback. I don't own this either)

"Lost it on the chesterfield
Or maybe on a gamblin wheel
Lost it in a diamond mine
It's dark as hell and hard to find
You can climb to the top of the highest tree
You can look around, but you still won't see
What I'm lookin for

Where the good times gone?
Where the good times gone?
All the stupid fun
And all that shit we've done
Where the good times gone?
Well I still don't know

Out in the back in the old corn field
Underneath the tractor wheel
Thought I'd dig, til I'd found it first
Broke my back and died of thirst
You can bribe the devil, you can pray to god
You can sell off everything you got
And you still won't know

Where the good times gone?
Where the good times gone?
All the stupid fun
And all that shit we've done
Where the good times gone?
And you still don't know

Saw it on the silver screen
Preacher says, "don't know what it means"
Last page ad in a comic book
Bought me a map, showed me where to look
It ain't carved of stone or made of wood
And if you paid for it, then it's still no good
And you still won't know
What I'm looking for

Where the good times gone?
Where the good times gone?
All the stupid fun
And all that shit we've done
Where the good times gone?"

The crowd erupted in cheers as Sonic landed on the ground. "Awesome, it struck tears to my eyes, that is, if I didn't know you were lip syncing it, it's so obvious.", Simon said. "I agree.", Espio agreed. "I didn't lip sync anything!", Sonic exclaimed. "Don't mind them; they're just angry because they can't be that good." I said. "What?", they both asked. "Mmnmnmn!", Kenny mocked.

Espio threw a ninja star at Kenny's throat and killed him. "Oh my god! You killed Kenny!", Stan exclaimed. "You bastards!", Kyle finished. "Prove it! Prove I can't sing!", Espio yelled. "Fine!", I exclaimed pulling out a tape, TV, and a VCR. I plugged it all in and put in the tape.

At a mountain area…

Team Chaotix were on a trip to the top of the mountain. (More of a hike) "Are we there yet?", Charmy asked. "No.", Espio answered. "Your mom!", Vector exclaimed. "What about my mom?", Espio asked. "Your mom!", Vector exclaimed again. (Vector is obsessed with people's moms) "Are we there yet?", Charmy asked again. "No.", Espio answered trying to stay calm. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?", Charmy asked a billion times. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Espio screamed. "Your mom screamed last night!", Vector exclaimed. "DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!", Espio yelled.

"My life really sucks

It's like I lost ten bucks

You all can burn in hell

Charmy's gay as a bell

Burn in Hell!

Beg for Mercy!

You stupid dumshit-bitch-ass-mother fucker!

My life is a drag

Vector is a fag

Charmy waves his flag

All of you suck!

Burn in Hell!

Beg for Mercy!

You stupid dumshit-bitch-ass-mother fucker!

I hate all you

You make wanna puke

You all are a bunch of flukes!", Espio sang horribly.

"Man, you suck at singing, worse than your mom!", Vector said. "Are you done yet?", Charmy asked. "Not really.", Espio answered seriously pissed off. "Better pissed off than pissed on, but you're both!", Vector exclaimed.

The end…

"You suck!", the audience yelled at Espio. "Damn you all to hell!", Espio cried. He ran out of the room.

End of Chapter Eight. Next is Da Wannabes 2. Please don't forget the contest and review. (P.S. Sorry it took so long)