Now it is time for the final chapter of Sonic Stupidity! If I get 40 reviews for this chapter, I will make a sequel now that I have my own email address (I won't be sharing with my friend Sofaspud23 anymore). The sequel's name will be The Speed of Stupidity! (I hope you don't think it is a good title, the whole point is for it to be is for it to be stupid) I've decided that this will be my longest chapter that I have ever made (I try to keep it at three or four pages to update frequently but I learned that I should make them longer and wait about two weeks before I make another, it seems to earn more reviews, of course, you can argue with me if you want).

While making the sequel, I also plan on making a crossover fan fiction between Kingdom Hearts II, Final Fantasy VII and X (Not X-2), Sonic the Hedgehog, Devil May Cry 3, Inu-yasha, Dragon Ball Z, Tales of Symphonia and anything else that comes to mind. Anyway, enough of this boredom, time for The Supreme Stupidity! I don't own anything that has to do with Sega Trademark or movies, anything like that.

At American Idol Studio, thingy, place, whatever…

"The winner of American Idol is", the announcer was about to announce. Shadow then jumped out with two machine guns and shot the announcer twice, on through his head, once through his heart. "That's for canceling my singing you son of a bi", Shadow started before Jet, Wave, Storm, and Eggman jumped out also well loaded with weapons. "You also canceled ours! You're gonna pay for this, in cold cash!", Jet said. "Huh? I'm only here to shoot my mom before she sells herself on Ebay.", Eggman explained. "Now where is that be-ach at?", Eggman demanded to know.

Tails was on the Internet looking for men on Ebay so he could hire a butler and bodyguards (he's too weak to defend himself without machines). "That's a bunch of bull-poop!", Tails exclaimed. (He also is the girl that needs to be sacrificed in order to revive that weird witch thingy that pays people to "please" her. (The Brother's Grim is where I found this idea)). "I am not a girl and that woman is good looking!", Storm replied as if I was referring to him. "Not you idiot! That girl Tails!", I yelled at the big dummy. "I am not big or a dummy!", Tails exclaimed as if the last statement I said was for him.

"Shut up already! I only wanted the precious!", Eggman exclaimed. "I thought you were stopping your mother from being sold on Ebay! What the hell is the precious?", Shadow asked. "Your mom! Hahahaha!", Eggman laughed with triumph. Literally! The word triumph was standing right next to Eggman.

Sonic walked out with a pony and a giant Oreo cookie following him. "Shadie! Come and play ponies with me!", Sonic screamed. Shadow looked at Sonic as if the world was about to take the worst turn imaginable. As if things couldn't get any worse, Sonic said, "No guns or ultra-cool rebellious killing allowed Shadie. Just love, passion, and flowers." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Shadow screamed.

Then Tails took a bite out of a weird freakishly mutated alien candy bar and spat it out. "Yuck! Who sold this crap!", Tails yelled. He ran outside the studio-thingy and looked across the street to see Black Doom selling the mutated candy bars. "It's Black Doom!", Tails exclaimed.

"Who-kwsh does-kwsh that-kwsh fox-kwsh think-kwsh she-kwsh is-kwsh?", Black Doom asked in his alien way of speaking. "Ooookay! I didn't understand you. Please repeat?", Tails asked. "Make-kwsh me-kwsh!", Black Doom said. "Did you just say make out with you?", Tails asked starting to get scared. "Idiot-kwsh!", Black Doom said annoyed. He teleported off to some other place.

"Weirdo", Tails thought aloud. Then a puddle of darkness appeared under Tails and engulfed him. He reappeared at a sword-fighting arena where a guy in a green tunic and tights (Link from Legend of Zelda) was fighting a boy who was using an over-sized key instead of a sword (Sora from Kingdom Hearts). "Dull. A guy in a dress fighting someone using a toy shaped a key.", Tails said.

They both stopped their duel and looked at Tails with mean glances, literally. The words mean and glances were staring at him (or her) as well. "I'm not a girl!", Tails exclaimed. "Riiiiiiight!", I said sarcastically. Link just screamed out of the blue, then screamed again. "What the hell? Is that your way of talking?", Tails asked. Link screamed again. "Whatever…And what's up with you?", Tails asked Sora.

"What do you mean by that?", Sora asked. "Wow! You can talk?", Tails asked surprised. "You piss me off.", Sora said. "What are you gonna do? Hit me with a 'Keyblade'?", Tails asked sarcastically. Sora stabbed Tails and it caused blood to flush out. "Oww! What the hell man? Just what the hell? It's a damn key, but it was as sharp as Sonic and Shadow's quills after they sharpened them (Ever wondered how jumping in Sonic games killed robots? Now you know)!

"Serves you right woman! Now get out of my face!", Sora demanded. "I'm not a girl!", Tails exclaimed. "Explain the high pitched voice then! Or maybe you haven't hit puberty yet!", Sora mocked. "Shut up!", Tails yelled. "Make me!", Sora mocked. Link who was feeling left out screamed again. "Shut the fuck up!", Tails and Sora yelled. Link then pulled his Bow out and shot at Sora. Sora quickly used Reflega (the final enhanced form of Reflect) and the arrow bounced of and went straight into Link's head. Link let out one final scream and died a most painful death.

"Nice one.", Tails complimented. "I'm receiving a compliment from a transsexual guy.", Sora said shaking his head. "I oughta kill you!", Tails exclaimed. "Then do it!", Sora yelled. Tails slapped him and ran off crying. "My hand hurts!", he whined. "Boohoo!", Sora mocked. Tails found himself being engulfed by darkness again and disappeared.

Tails reappeared at Sonic's house. We walked in the door and found Knuckles drinking a Vodka. "Hiya buddy old 'hic' pal.", Knuckles greeted obviously drunk. "Not again…Can I ask you a favor?", Tails asked. "S-sure buddy!", Knuckles said putting his arm over Tails. "Try not to throw up.", Tails said moving cautiously away from Knuckles. "Anything buddy!", Knuckles said hugging Tails. "Umm…Knuckles?", Tails asked right before he threw up on him and passed out. "NOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT! WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYY!", Tails screamed at the top of his lungs.

He cried for two and a half hours, literally, he cried because two and a half hours were laughing at him, until Shadow walked and covered in blood and he had a machine gun, but he was laughing like a maniac. "I did it! I killed the faking mother faker! (P.S. I didn't get this off Sonic Insanity but thanks for the review Mecha Scorpion! Awesome fan fiction, I started reading it) This caused Tails to cry even louder. "Are you crying just to make me angry or weeping over the death of faker?", Shadow asked. "I'm back!", Sonic exclaimed and he walked in. "Not now faker, I'm busy trying to get this fox to quit whining about your death.", Shadow explained completely oblivious to the fact that Sonic was alive. "I died?", Sonic asked surprised. "Yeah, I shot you ten times with my machine gun, then burnt you to hell with a flamethrower, and chopped off your arms and legs and left you to die the most painful death imaginable.", Shadow explained.

"Oh! So that explains the white wings and the halo, right?", Sonic asked. "Sure, whatever. Anyway, quit crying you little weak idiot, or else I'll kill you like faker here.", Shadow threatened. "Maybe Tails is starting to become a man Shadow. I mean we never showed him what it is to be a man and he's clueless watching these soap operas. Why don't we try to show him a good time.", Sonic said. "I agree faker, one question though. Did you meet God?", Shadow asked. "No, he had an appointment.", Sonic explained. "They said a murderous black and red hedgehog on the lose." "Huh, figures, I knew that they knew that I knew that they knew that I knew that they knew that I escaped from hell all those days ago.", Shadow said.

35 years ago…

"I was inside that capsule thingy at the military base on Prison Island, where one day, I died, full of hatred for humans and the desire to avenge Maria, I was sent straight to hell.", Shadow explained (he's narrating this). "But after I was sent to hell, I realized that I would never be able to avenge Maria, so I planned a way to escape." Shadow walked around the fiery pits of hell searching for Satan himself. "Maybe he can help me escape.", Shadow thought aloud.

He walked around hell until he came across Saddam. "Well look who it is, the fag who was caught hiding like a rat. You 'terrorist'! Stupid Bush…", Shadow mocked. "Say, I heard you looking for Satan.", Saddam said. "What's the catch?", Shadow asked. "You help me escape too.", Saddam explained. "First, where's Satan?', Shadow asked. "At the throne of hell, where else?", Satan explained. "Where's that?", Shadow asked. "You're hopeless…Follow me.", Saddam said annoyed.

"I followed the fag terrorist to the throne oh hell where Satan would be waiting, and would be the beginning of a long battle of rebels, prostitutes, of stupid dumb-ass terrorists.", narrator Shadow explained.

Back in Sonic's House…

"That's all for today.", Shadow said. "Come on! I wanna hear the rest! Please uncle Shadie?", Sonic pleaded. "Sorry, but Derek said in Speed of Stupidity, If he gets five viewers per chapter, Shadow will continue his story, something like that. Kinda stupid if you ask me, I'd rather get it out now.", Shadow explained. "So would I but it's nice to try new ways to get reviews", I said. "Whatever.", Shadow said.

"By the way, this was for you Sonic.", Tails said giving Sonic a tape recorder. Sonic played it and listened. "Is this thing on? Mwhahaha! I have a plan to defeat you this time Sonic! You dare to…", Eggman started. "Ivan! Would mind clipping my toenails? I get auctioned off tomorrow. I also need you to give me a bath!", Eggman's mom yelled. "Mom! This isn't the time! I'm trying to lead Sonic into my trap at the bowling alley! Can't you wait?", Eggman asked. "I want you here now!", Eggman's mom yelled. "Yes ma'am.", Eggman said. The video stopped.

Everyone just started laughing like crazy. "What the hell? 'Ivan! Give me a bath!'", Tails mocked.

That's the end of chapter nine, Final Stupidity, but do not fear, this won't be the last from the Prince of all Demons! Never! If you want to continue reading, look for a story called 'The Speed of Stupidity' by Derek the Demon Prince. It will come up in a week or so. Until then, review and farewell.