Envy's Journal
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. A whole bunch of lucky people do.
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Well, here I go…Sloth said it would be good for me to keep a journal. She said it would help with my temper. I don't have a temper.
This is a journal because diaries are for girls…which people tend to mistake me for. They are so odd. Like today, before Sloth threw this thing at my head, I decided I wanted a doughnut. Because doughnuts are good for you. And they taste good. I couldn't just go out in public dressed as my normal self, because girls would be jumpin' all over me. So, I decided to disguise myself as the Fullmetal Runt. Since he wasn't anywhere in Central, that is. I had to pick someone who wouldn't come barging in on me while I'm eating my doughnut and cause a scene. I SO do not cause scenes.
So, anyway, I was in the doughnut shop waiting in line, and some guy from the military walks in. Well, I guess he and the Fullmetal Runt are friends cause he came over and just started talking! Then he tried to smother me with pictures of his daughter! I never even got my doughnut cause I ran out of that place…I went to get coffee instead.
I still want a doughnut.
Maybe I'll send the kid to get one. Wrath is such a little brat…he won't mind.
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I don't plan on making these too long. Drabble length each maybe. Because I'll update whenever I can…or want to… Expect humor, and some homunculi bashing! WHOOT! I am so odd, so beware.
Review if you please.
KTHANXBAI