Envy's Journal
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. A whole bunch of lucky people do.
Because of popular demand, I have decided to update! (I was going to anyway, but you don't have to know that…)
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That little brat is a freakin MONSTER! I send him out to get a doughnut, and he EATS IT!
I guess I forgot to tell him to get the doughnut for me, but that's not the point. The point is, I never got my doughnut! So, what do I do about that? I decide doughnuts aren't the best thing. Maybe…ice cream. Yeah, ice cream. SO, I go out to some ice cream place. Well, everything went just fine. I got my ice cream—with sprinkles of course—and I sat in the park and ate it.
Who knew we had a park?
Well, I was sitting and enjoying my ice cream when a BIRD lands next to me on the park bench. I swing at it with my first and I say "Shoo, go away." And it flies off then comes back.
Damned bird…
So, I finally get the bird to go away. My ice cream if half melted by then. So, I'm mad. But, I eat the ice cream anyway. Then, out of no where, a flock of like twenty birds comes flyin' at me, and they knock my ice cream to the ground! Then, like fifty more bird and every squirrel in the park come running at my ice cream.
They ate my ice cream.
I swear, I'm never eating again.
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Hope this was ok for everyone.
Tomorrow is my birthday –dances-
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KTHANXBAI