Willowwind: Maybe this is a bit soon...but hey, I was bored.
Legolas: (muttering) You wouldn't have been if you'd been doing your social homework.
Willowwind: Yeah, but that's boring. So, here's the reviews:
Reviews:
Waffles4eva: Well...let's see...you're the first with the right answer...and I believe that was what the contest took to win, was it not? You tell me. Did you win? I don't have a bunny, either. I just have two stupid, fat goldfish, one of which enjoys floating upside-down...but he's still not dead. I don't really like white bunnies...I prefer the brown ones...but that wouldn't have worked too well in the story. Heh...I've made sparks in the microwave before...accidentally, of course...
Yes, actually, there was a spelling mistake...you spelled 'possessed' wrong. But anyways...
Nachzes Black-Rider: I won't kill you for saying it, cause someone already got it right. BEFORE you. I knew it was obvious. And FH can wait a little longer, seeing as how no one reviews it...
East Coast Ryder: Well...I don't mind...but I don't think Bakura would appreciate being called Pongo.
CelticWings: Your first guess was correct, but sorry, you weren't fast enough. It's NOT a monkey. Since WHEN was a monkey introduced? And tell your sister that Ishizu isn't an OC, AND she's a person.
KawaiiAikurushiiKitsune: Wow. Long name. Anyways, thankies for your nice comments, and the review in general!
Sami Ryou's Hikari: Um...sorry? Don't worry about it so much, though. The parts with Ryou's girlfriend will be few and easily ignorable...or you could just mentally change the 'she's to 'he's, if you really felt like it. I have a friend who writes yaoi/shonen-ai...Nachzes-Black Rider. She doesn't write humour, though. I could reccomend a few fics, but I don't really read yaoi.
Computerfreak101: Right. You're person number three with the correct answer.
Pikpik246: Was that a guess? I'm assuming it was. Well...you're right, if it was... You're number four.
Hazel-Beka: Glad you approve, cause you're right. It's the bunny. And I dunno...Malik just wanted to kill off everyone in the world by selling dye that would cause death if used...maybe it's a weird bad guy thing.
Hui Xie: Actually, the whole Dalmatian thing had no previous planning. I came up with it on the spur of a moment. Plus, I already got the batter mixer idea...from Nachzes-Black Rider. So sorry. It'll come sooner or later.
...Yes, I know my Bakura is OOC. I believe I keep saying so in the warnings...
Thank you for your kind reviews! Chocolate to everyone! And to those who guessed and got it right...I'll try to think up little prizes to give away. Ideas, anyone? Well...on with the fic!
Disclaimer: Oops, heh. I forgot to do this last time. Well, I didn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! then, and I don't now. There we go.
Warnings: Forgot this, too. Characters OOC to the point of being AU, and...evil Ryou? Yes, that should go in the warnings too, even if it is the same thing. Oh, and...cheese graters? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BAKURA! (ahem)
The Secret Journal of Bakura the GreatChapter Seven (Good grief, we're at seven already?)
This is the first day I've been allowed out of my soulroom since that day with the black dye incident. IT WASN'T MY FAULT! It's the bunny's fault. Ryou didn't believe me, though. So I was the one who had to clean up the whole mess, and I was the one stuck in my soulroom for a week! And just perfect, I get out, and THE RETARDED BUNNY'S MISSING AGAIN! It went missing just as Ryou tried to bleach it white again. I think it doesn't want to be white...wait a moment. I make it sound like it actually thinks. It doesn't. It's idiotic, and capable of nothing but being annoying and getting me in trouble. Ah well. At least hikari doesn't think I stole it or killed it or something. But I still had to help with the 'Missing' posters again. Sigh.
Ryou's gone now, but he disconnected the phone. He's out putting up the posters, so it's not like we're going to miss any REALLY important calls. And I don't get to have any fun. He also unplugged the microwave, and the oven...and hid the cords. He's so mean...and I'm bored. Which would be why I'm writing.
I recently discovered this fascinating thing that hikari has...called 'television'. Very odd. You just turn it on, and there's people there. And they're all doing their own thing, and they have no clue I'm spying on them. I'm glad Ryou stopped me from banishing this thing to the Shadow Realm...it's so much fun. At this one place you can see, there were a whole bunch of fat people who kept dog-piling until someone blew a whistle. And then they did it again! It was hilarious! Hikari said it was some sort of game. I like it. And then there's another game where the people whack a white thing and then go running in circles. These games they have these days are all pretty pointless, if you ask me. Yet another thing to be changed when I rule the world. I'm going to go spy on people with the television now, and see what other idiotic games they came up with.
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I flipped on the television and settled back, but I couldn't really pay attention to what was going on. It was boring. Some person talking about things that happened in the world. I pressed the 'up' button, and paused a moment to snicker at what I saw. Some girl was yelling at some guy, who looked mad and scared at the same time. Then she slapped him and ran away. Well, that was interesting...
I kept pressing buttons, first up, then down again, and then I started experimenting with numbers. I found a few more of what I'm pretty sure are games...and they're all as pointless as each other. I mean, what is the point of trying to get an orange ball into a circle? Or kicking a white-and-black ball into a rectangle? People these days SERIOUSLY needed to get a hobby.
About half an hour later, I heard a rustling coming from the curtains. My first impulse was to dive into the kitchen and grab whatever I saw there, and I stood to do so, but then I figured out it was too far away and I grabbed the Millennium Ring and prepared to banish whoever/whatever it was to the Shadow Realm. But then it stepped...or should I say, hopped, out from behind the curtain, and I dropped the Ring.
It was the bunny. Again.
I sighed, and plopped back down on the couch. "Do you always have to come in that way?" I asked, feeling more than a little silly because I was talking to a stupid animal, but then I nearly fell off the couch in surprise.
The bunny...shrugged.
'I must be seeing things,' I thought, but I had to ask nonetheless. "You...understand me?"
The bunny nodded.
"Can you talk, then?"
The bunny gave me a look that clearly told me it thought I was stupid. It shook its head.
"Hey, just asking. I mean, if you can understand me..."
The bunny rolled its eyes.
"Okay already. How do you get out all the time?"
It hopped over to the window and pulled the curtains back, revealing a small hole. 'Wow, it's smarter than I thought', I decided. Then something clicked in my memory...something I needed...
I stooped over and picked Bakura up, holding it at eye level and looking into its scarily pink eyes. "Look...Bakura. I'm planning on taking over the world soon." It was looking at me like I'm crazy. But I'm getting used to that. "I have a plan, and all I still need is...a partner. If my partner would help me take over the world, I'd let them rule under me, or whatever else they wanted, short of letting them rule beside or above me. I've been looking a long time for someone who would fit the job, and I think you might. So...would you be willing to be my partner?" I couldn't believe myself. I had just offered to make a rodent my partner. But it was an intelligent rodent, so...
It stood a short while, as though in deep concentration. Then it cocked its head up at me, and started gesturing with its paw. First at me, then outstretched, then at itself. "What would I give you?" I clarified, and it nodded. "Well...whatever you wanted, as I said," I told it. "We can figure it out later." It nodded, and I almost thought I saw an evil grin spread over its little face before it hopped out of my hand and to the floor. It held out a paw, and I grabbed it and shook it. I grinned at it, despite the fact that I had just partnered with a bunny.
"Deal."
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I cannot believe how horribly impulsive I can be at times. Honestly. My partner is a BUNNY! How am I supposed to take over the world when my only partner is a BUNNY? Yes, I'm going to look very terrifying now, with a BUNNY standing by my side! Ah well, as long as he does his part, it shouldn't be too much of a setback.
Ryou was delighted to find his bunny alive, well, and back with us when he got home. He hugged it practically to death, then scolded it for a few minutes, then took it back to its cage, which it had gotten out of again. I think it bites its way through the wire.
But, even if my partner's a bunny, I'm still quite a bit closer to taking over the world now. Nothing shall stand in my way now, not even Ryou! I'll get my hands on destructive weapons, then blow up wherever the person-who-rules-the-world-now lives, AND THEN CONTINUE MY ATTACKS UNTIL THE WHOLE WORLD RECOGNIZES ME AS LEADER! MUAHAH
(HUGE scribble)
Ow! Hikari hit me with a cheese grater! That HURTS!
Perhaps if I will myself into my soulroom, I can escape...
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"So, any news?"
"Yami, it looks like we may have some competition."
"Oh, really? Well, what pathetic little mortal is trying to take over the world as well?"
"It's not a mortal. Look." He held up a photograph...of a (mostly)white-haired yami and a bunny shaking hands.
A snort of laughter. "These are the two who are challenging me? It's not even worth worrying about. Our plan will be executed as planned."
"Yes, yami." The blond-haired hikari exited the room.
"That foolish tomb robberand a...bunny?" Violet eyes lit up with silent laughter at the thought. "What threat could they pose?"
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Willowwind: Keekeekee...can you imagine Bakura shaking hands with a little, fluffy bunny? (giggles)
Legolas: No, and we wouldn't want to.
Willowwind: Well, maybe you wouldn't... I still can't believe this thing is seven chapters long already.
Legolas: Yes. Seven chapters too long.
Willowwind: ...I'm not even going to argue. I have 58 reviews that state otherwise, dear muse.
Legolas: Hmph. (goes away to a corner to sulk)
Willowwind: Despite how I may have made this sound, I don't hate most sports, people. Given, I think football is pointless... (no offense to anyone, I hope). And I know the chapter was so short, it was hardly worth it, but I just happen to be busy at the moment...grade nine can be a hectic year.
ANYways...
1. SERENITY: Still 3 votes. COME ON, PEOPLE! WE'RE STILL VOTING HERE!
OC: Still 2 votes.
Other: Still 1 vote.
2. CONGRATULATIONS to Waffles4eva, who won the contest by being the first person to review. I was right! So...ANYWAYS...I still have no clue what to give...although I'm thinking a oneshot would be okay...
Oh, Waffles4eva, I think it would be best to figure out this whole thing over e-mail, so I don't bore the heck outta readers...and your bio doesn't have your e-mail. So you could tell me in a review...or just e-mail me if you don't want everyone to know. Just so you don't have to look it up, my e-mail's willowwind(underscore)adurois('at' symbol)hotmail . com, but without spaces, and use the symbols instead of the words in brackets (although that should be obvious). I think ff.n has a problem with that kind of thing.
Well...till next time! Leave a review...Ryou's weapons are getting nastier by the second!