Just wrote this one for fun. Still, no flames.By the way, I noticed NO-ONE has reviewed the new chapter of The New Girl... tut-tut.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Artemis Fowl. I do, however, own a company that makes witty disclaimer lines. I don't really... Oo
There was something different about Juliet today, Artemis realised. It wasn't in the way she walked, talked, carried out her duties or even teased Butler. But it was something. Why could he, a certified genius, not recognise the difference? It was absurd.
He couldn't see a piercing, no tattoos, no jewellery to speak of...
"Juliet?" Artemis approached her in the kitchen.
"Yes, Arty?" Juliet placed down the salad roll she was preparing.
"Is there something different about your appearance today?"
"Oh yes, I bought some padded underwear," said Juliet brightly, going back about her duties as normal, leaving Artemis in the kitchen.
"Oh..."
Maybe next time he wouldn't ask.