Okay. Erm, this story just came to my mind, and I guess I just wanted to post it, so deal with it. And the story has nothing to do with the movie. Though the movie Just Like Heaven was great. Now, to the disclaimer.
Me: Sadly, I don't own any of the characters of the Teen Titans, but if I did, Robin would be proposing to Starfire right now, and Terra would have some major bashing. Heh…
Beast Boy: Hey! How dare you talk about Terra that way! She saved the city!
Me: And caused the whole damn thing in the first place. Anyway, you'd have Raven here. You two can shove your tongues down each others throats. I don't care.
Raven: Hey!
Me(continuing blabber): And Cyborg would be with Bee, aww, they are so cute together…
Cyborg: Wh00t! WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DOOO! CALL CYBORG! HE CAN SHOOT A ROCKET FROM HIS SHOOOOE! CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!
Me: Shut up. On with my huge rant. Ahem, Robin would be happy with Starfire, Star would be happy with Robin, cause Bird Boy loooooooooves her, and she digs him-
Robin: NOOOOO! SHE MUSN'T KNOW!
Me: I CAN MAKE HER! I am the author. I can make Cyborg have a French accent. –snaps fingers-
Cyborg: I AM ZE FRENCH! And I also have zees macho moustache!
Robin: Uhm…
Me: And I can make Beast Boy into Sherlock Homes…-snaps fingers-
Beast Boy: Ackk! My toothpaste tube is empty! I must find out who used it!
Robin: Uh…you might wanna-
Me: And I can make Raven a girly girl…
Raven: OHMIGOSH! I like soooooooo broke a nail, aha!
Robin: Really, could you stop n-
Me: And Starfire and you would be married!
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Starfire: Oh, Robin!
Robin: Can't argue with that!
Me(with Robin and Starfire making out in the background): Well, anyways, I don't own the Teen Titans! On with the story ficcy thingamabob!
Robin moaned, while lifting his head up from the desk, which was now wet as he had been drooling on the paperwork. He looked around, and rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Another sleepless night had passed, with him obsessing over some new villain. It didn't matter, though. He couldn't really concentrate, anyway. Not with a certain redhead on his mind…
The sun rose over the horizon, painting the sky with light blues, pinks, purples, oranges, and yellows.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Eep!" Starfire woke with a start, running to the bathroom to splash cold water on her face, that would possibly wake her up. But seeing as she wasn't used to the light yet, she ran into the wall and fell, making a huge thud.
"Ouch! You skoulchhlerk of a wall!" Starfire muttered, but all the while scolding herself for using such a horrid and dirty word from her planet. Starfire sat up and rubbed her head, while her door swung open.
"Starfire! What happened?" The alien princess rubbed her eyes with her hand to clear her vision, and immediately recognized the Boy Wonder.
"Robin? Oh, nothing. I have just run into my wall, which is a complete duyokmf…" she said, almost whispering the last part. Robin chuckled.
"I don't think I've ever heard you swear in Tameranian before." Starfire immediately blushed.
"Um…I do not swear often, I assure you. I have only a few times. Only once on Tameran…please do not be angry!" Robin walked over to her, offering a hand to help her up, which she eagerly accepted.
"I wouldn't be angry with you. I'm not too much of a morning person, either," he reassured her, while she stood.
"Yes. I do not believe I am fond of waking up. I also do not like being woken by the clock of alarming. It…alarms me."
"Hence the name," Robin said, while smiling sheepishly. Starfire nodded.
"I bring you apologies. I am very sorry for disturbing you so early, now excuse me. I must prepare for the day!" she said, walking into the bathroom.
"Okay Star. See you at breakfast," Starfire heard him say from the other side of the bathroom door. She looked over at the mirror, while hearing the light swish of the closing door. She turned her attention back to the mirror, and sighed.
"Princess Starfire of Tameran, you are going to accomplish whatever you wish to accomplish today. You are not worthless, and you can do anything. You are a great person, you are lucky to have very nice friends, and you…" she trailed off, always unsure about saying this part. She breathed in, and started the sentence over. "You are a great person, you are lucky to have very nice friends, and you are very beautiful." She looked at herself in the mirror, quirking an eyebrow at her appearance. She was wearing a dark purple, silky camisole with a matching pair of shorts. Starfire knew she wasn't ugly; she was just unsure why Robin called her beautiful. She knew that Blackfire was really the essence of beauty on her planet, and to the Tameranians, Starfire looked rather plain. The alien princess sighed, wondering why she had to say this everyday, and then remembered. It was after the encounter with Val-Yor…
FLASHBACK
"Starfire, I want you to say this every morning when you wake up. Say this to yourself in the mirror," Robin ordered her, writing a sentence on a sheet of paper.
"But Robin, why?" a confused Starfire asked, taking the paper from him.
"Because of Val-Yor! He had no right to hurt you like that! Why, if I had known-"
"Robin. Be reasonable. I was not hurt deeply by his mean words. They did not mean anything."
"Of course they didn't! You aren't worthless!"
"But, I-" She was interrupted by Robin gently grabbing her hand.
"Starfire, I want you to say this every day to yourself. Okay?"
"But-"
"Okay?" Robin asked again. Starfire sighed. He never lost a battle.
"Yes, of course Robin." Robin let go of her hand, and smiled to himself, satisfied. Then he looked her in the eyes.
"Do you promise?"
"Robin, I…" Starfire sighed once again. "Yes, Robin, I promise."
"Good."
END FLASHBACK
Since then, she had memorized the words that had been on the paper, and had kept her promise to Robin. Starfire looked in the mirror once again, then turned on the water in the shower. She undressed, while steam quickly filled the room. She sighed in contentment as she slid under the hot water.
Silence.
More silence.
"I can, remember smelling your hair!"
Beast Boy yelped and jumped up, hitting his head on the top of the bunk. (A/N: Haha, I love giving the Titans rough mornings!) "I'm up! I'm up I'm up I'm up…" Beast Boy mumbled. He looked around. "Hey, how'd I get on the bottom bunk?" He looked around, shrugged, then noticed the lyrics to the song the radio alarm was playing.
"She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien." (A/N: Whatevah. I don't own this song. It's "My Alien" by Simple Plan or something …)
Beast Boy smirked as he listened to the song. "Oh, wouldn't Robin love that?" he joked, walking to the closet to retrieve his uniform. In the process he accidentally stepped on a pen.
"OW! DAMNIT!" he yelled, rubbing the bottom of his left foot.
"Why would you leave a pen lying around, anyway?" he heard a monotonous voice ask. Beast Boy spun around, catching sight of Raven sitting in the top bunk.
"Raven! What the hell are you do-?"
"The question is, what are you doing in my room? I told you it was off limits!" Raven yelled.
"Your room? This is my room!" he defended, getting angry.
"Wha?" Raven looked around. "How the hell did I get in here?"
"I don't know…" Beast Boy said. Raven glared at him.
"Did you bring me here?"
"What? No! Dude, Raven, you probably just sleep walk or something."
"I don't sleep walk."
"Okay, whatever you say." A black energy surrounded the pile of clothes near Beast Boy's bed, and tackled the changeling. Beast Boy popped his head out from under the pile and glared at Raven.
"What?" she asked innocently.
"Never mind," Beast Boy mumbled, as Raven floated down from the bunk.
"If you'll excuse me, I need to go get dressed. Which I think you should, too," Raven blushed and smirked as she said this, noticing Beast Boy in his boxers. Beast Boy looked down, and immediately turned red.
"Uh…yeah. I'll do that," he said, pushing Raven out of his room and closing the door. Beast Boy opened the closet, grabbed his uniform, and ran into the bathroom.
Raven walked down the hall and into her room. The empath shook her head.
"How did I get into Beast Boy's room?" she asked herself. Raven closed her bedroom door behind her and walked over to her bed, picking up her leotard on the way. She sat down, and began to change. "Do I really sleep walk?" She blinked a few times before resuming putting her uniform on. "No, I can't sleep walk. Maybe Cyborg or-" she stopped, remembering what had happened the day before.
FLASHBACK
Raven put her tea kettle on the stove, then walked over to the sofa to read. She sat next to Beast Boy. Robin and Starfire were sitting at the table eating breakfast. Cyborg walked in.
"So, whaddya all wanna do today? It's already eight!" he yelled. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Well, I think we should do what we've been doing forever," she spat. "You and Beast Boy play video games, I read a book, and Robin and Starfire flirt." Robin spit out his mouthful of cereal.
"What?" he asked, eyes wide. Then his eyes narrowed. Raven smiled.
"You heard me Robin." Starfire tapped Robin on the shoulder.
"What does Raven mean?" she asked.
"Nothing," Robin mumbled, putting his bowl in the sink. "I'm gonna go train." Starfire stood up.
"And I shall go walk Silkie!" she exclaimed.
"You walk that thing?" Raven asked. Starfire nodded.
"Of course. He requires exercise," she said, walking out of the room. Raven used her powers to look through the door and saw Starfire turn left, towards the training room, instead of right ,towards her room(where she keeps the mutant worm). Raven shook her head and returned to her book.
"They are way too obvious," Cyborg stated. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, almost as obvious as you and Bee," she said. Cyborg's eye twitched.
"What do you mean?" he fumed.
"Come on, Cy. Ever since that Blood guy, you two have been closer," Beast Boy said. Cyborg opened his mouth to argue, but then his frown turned into an evil grin.
"Yeah. And ever since that Malchoir thing, you and Rae have been closer. I bet you even sleep in the same room!" Beast Boy blushed and started stuttering, while Raven's face grew hot with anger. The fridge blew, leaving them in a room of blue fuzz.
"Don't say that," she seethed. Raven stood up and shut her book. "And clean this up," she said, walking out of the room. Beast Boy looked at Cyborg.
END FLASHBACK
Raven blinked. She threw her pajamas over her shoulder and ran downstairs to the main room, where Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire were eating breakfast.
"CYBORG!" Raven screamed, her four eyes glowing red. Robin and Starfire looked at each other and nodded.
"Well, Cyborg, if you need us we'll be training," Robin said, and walked out of the room, Starfire striding fast right behind him. She glanced at Cyborg with a worried expression on her face, and then looked back ahead. Cyborg shook his head and mumbled something that was not audible.
"Cyborg! What did you do?" Raven yelled at him. Cyborg just smiled.
"That's what I wanted to ask you," he said. Raven sensed the perverted tone in his voice, and moved the couch over him with her powers.
"Did you put me in Beast Boy's room?" Raven seethed. Cyborg, seeing the couch over him threatening to drop, yelped.
"Man, Raven! It was a joke!" he defended. She jerked the couch, which was now going to fall any second.
"It wasn't funny!" Raven said, lowering her voice to barely a whisper. She took her control off of the couch, causing it to land on Cyborg. "You do that again, and next time that," she said, motioning to the couch on top of him, "might be your precious T-Car." Raven walked out of the main room, and headed to the roof to meditate.
It was now noon.
Starfire and Robin were lying on the couch sleeping. They had been tired out from training. (A/N: When you're Robin you work yourself to the bone, durr. And yes, Cyborg put the couch back after being smushed by it.) Cyborg and Beast Boy were on the other side of the couch playing their Game Station, and of course, Cyborg was beating Beast Boy. Raven walked in reading a book.
"Hah! I passed you!" Beast Boy yelled. Cyborg elbowed him and pointed to the two other teens sleeping on the couch. Beast Boy paused the game. "Sorry. Boy, they must be tired," he whispered. Cyborg nodded. Robin was lying on the couch with one leg and one arm hanging off. Starfire was sleeping on top of him, her head on his chest and her hands tucked under her head. Raven looked up from her book.
"Wow. So you two aren't going to say anything incredibly immature?" she asked, quirking her eyebrow.
"Nope," said Beast Boy, grinning. Raven put her book down.
"You…aren't?" she asked, slightly surprised.
"No," Cyborg stated. He paused, and then smiled. "We're gonna blackmail them!" he sang. Raven rolled her eyes.
"I knew it was too good to be true," Raven sighed, picking up her book again. Cyborg and Beast Boy scrambled in front of Starfire and Robin. Cyborg took out a digital camera.
"Okay! Ready…one…two…three!" he whispered. Cyborg clicked the camera, causing a flash to fill the room.
"Eep!" Starfire exclaimed. She sat up and fell off of Robin and onto the floor. Robin yelped and jumped up, landing on the floor next to Starfire. He rubbed his head and sat up.
"What?" he snapped, still a bit cranky from being awakened. Beast Boy smiled. The changeling picked up the camera, put it on the "display pictures" mode, and shoved it in Robin's face. Robin took one look into the camera and dropped it.
"Lookit that, Robin! Perfect blackmail material," Cyborg chimed. Robin's face immediately flushed. A very confused Starfire picked up the camera, then dropped it as Robin had done. Her face turned incredibly red, challenging her hair color.
"Um…um…" she stuttered, unable to say anything. Some people would call her naïve, but she knew more than people thought. She was indeed, foreign to Earth, but she wasn't naïve, and definitely not stupid. Starfire shook her head. "Friends, why did you…um…" Beast Boy grinned.
"Never mind about that. Cyborg wanted to get some blackmail material, but what I was gonna say in the first place was to wake you two up. I have a very important announcement to make!"
"Does an 'important announcement' mean something that is totally unworthy of our time and has to do with idiotic frivolity?" Raven asked. Beast Boy's grin widened.
"How'd you know? What I wanted to ask was if you all wanted to go to that club tonight, the one Blackfire had taken us to a while ago." Starfire shuddered at the memory of that night. Blackfire had almost replaced her. Robin had reassured her that no one could ever take her place, but the memory of the warehouse made her uncomfortable. "I've heard there was some kind of special thing going on tonight, I can't remember what, though." Raven rolled her eyes. (A/N: My God, anyone wanna count how many times I've made her do that? Don't her eyes get tired of rolling, damnit?)
"Sounds like fun," she said, sarcastically. Beast Boy stopped grinning.
"You are going," he ordered her. Beast Boy poked her in the arm. Raven's eye twitched.
"No I'm not. And don't poke me!" she snapped. Beast Boy smiled, he had found a nerve. He poked her again.
"C'mon, Rae! It'll be fun!"
"No. Don't poke me!"
Poke.
Eye twitch.
Poke.
Shudder.
Poke.
Slam. Raven shut her book and turned to face Beast Boy. "Beast Boy, no matter what, you aren't getting me to go to some club. You can't make me." Beast Boy frowned.
"Please? Come on! Robin?" he said, turning to Robin.
"It's gonna be awesome! Music, dancing, free food…" Cyborg said, trailing off. He smiled. "Alone time for lovers…" Robin shot him a death glare.
"Please, dude?" Beast Boy asked.
"Man, come on!" Cyborg said.
"Please no," Raven half begged, putting her book down. They all looked at Starfire, remembering the last time they visited the old broken down warehouse. The alien blinked and nodded.
"Yes, please Robin? Last time was…not so wonderful…but this time it might be different!" she chimed, smiling. Robin nodded.
"Okay then. We go tonight."
WHEEEEE! Okay then! So for my…well, third fic. For my third fic this seems great, considering I hate my other two. Anyway, this stupid chappy took a while. It's all like, and…whatever. But it took me seven pages in Microsoft Word…which is longer than all the others…so anyway, click the little button that reads "Go," and you'll earn yourself a cookie! Well, maybe.
Cinna