Playing Dirty

"Lita, I think that you should go," Keira said standing close to Randy.

"I knew something was going on," Lita said as she started walking closer to the door. "You're just as fake as everybody else in this business."

"Don't worry about her," Randy said after Lita left.

"Wasn't planning on it," Keira said grabbing her bags. "Let's get going."

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Later on in the plane Keira had fallen asleep so Randy went to go and talk to some of his friends.

"Hanging with the new girl?" Rey asked.

"Yeah, she's okay," Randy said. "But that dumb broad Lita keeps screwing it up."

"Screwing it up?" Rey said confused.

"Every time I get close to her Lita sticks her fat ass into the picture and makes Keira rethink what she's doing with me," Randy said getting pissed off.

"Got problems with Lita?" Trish asked sitting down with the guys.

"Why? You wanna help?" Randy asked.

"Wouldn't mind," Trish said. "C'mon, entertain me."

"We could set up a match between Keira and Lita on Smackdown and get you to interfere," Randy suggested.

"That would be great," Trish said smiling.

"Hey," Keira said standing beside Randy.

"Hi," Randy said putting his arm around Keira's waist. "How was your sleep?"

"It was alright, a little cramped," she said stretching out.

"Come here," he said pulling her onto his lap.

"Does she know about the plan yet?" Trish asked.

Randy gave Trish a stupid look. "If we were just talking about the plan…and Keira wasn't here when we were talking about the plan…then how could she possibly know about the plan?"

"Sorry, blonde moment," she said laughing.

"Don't worry about it," Randy said and then he looked at Keira. "Do you wanna get Lita out of your business?"

"Yes, please, please, please!" Keira pleaded. "Help me!"

"Okay, here's the plan," Trish started. "We're going to schedule a match between you and Lita, but then I'm going to come down to the ring, and literally beat the life out of Lita."

"Alright," Keira said looking around. "But how to I know that I can trust all of you?"

"Because you're awesome girl," Trish said. "I'm even beginning to wonder if we should tag team if you wanna get back into the wrestling part of the business."

"I'll take it into serious consideration," Keira said and then she looked at Randy. "I've thought about the offer that you made me yesterday and I accept."

"Accept what?" Rey asked confused.

"You're looking at my new manager," Randy said hugging Keira.

"Congratulations," Trish said smiling. "Of course this comes into effect after tomorrow night, right?"

"Yeah," Randy and Keira both said.

"You guys, we're landing right away, so if you could all please go back to your own seats we'd really appreciate it," the flight attendant said.

"Sure thing," Randy said helping Keira off of his lap and they walked back to their seats.

"I can't believe how much good luck I've been having lately," Keira said happily as they both sat down.

"Baby, it's just getting started," Randy said and smiled.

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When the plane had landed everybody split up and went to their separate hotels except for Keira who went with Randy instead of Lita.

"I really need to get some sleep," Randy said stretching out as soon as they got into the room.

"Me too," Keira said collapsing onto the bed.

"Why don't you go and get ready first and then I'll go do whatever it is that I do and meet you back out here?" Randy said helping Keira up.

"But I don't wanna…" Keira whined laughing.

"Get your little behind in there," Randy said laughing and gently shoved her into the bathroom.

Keira quickly changed, took the pain pill, threw up her hair, brushed her teeth and laid down on the bed beside Randy.

"Hi," she said giggling.

"Hey," he said kissing her.

"I see that you've already changed," Keira said looking down at his lower body and seeing only a pair of boxers.

"I'm very quick," he said.

"And efficient," Keira added.

"And I would love to show you more skills that I have but my entire back is just aching from when I was power bombed the other night," he said rubbing his back.

"Do you want anything?" Keira asked.

"Only you," he said kissing her again.

So they shut the lights off, got under the covers and went to sleep after a little supplementary friendliness .

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Keira woke up the next morning, looked over and saw Randy asleep. She just sat there and stared at him for a few minutes and then she really wanted one of the pills so she got up, without disturbing Randy, went to the bathroom and took one and a half this time. A half of another one couldn't possibly hurt her, she thought.

"Whatcha doing?" Randy asked opening the door to the bathroom.

"Nothing much," Keira said. "I was just gonna get cleaned up but if you want to you can go first, really doesn't matter to me."

"No, it's okay, you can," he said kissing her cheek. "How'd you sleep last night?"

"Amazingly," Keira replied. "I've never slept that good in a hotel before."

"Welcome to the lifestyles of the rich and famous," Randy said laughing. "It's great."

"I'm going to get used to it pretty damn fast," Keira said.

"Alright, well if you're getting ready first what do you want for breakfast?" He asked.

"Just some fresh fruit," Keira replied as she shut the bathroom door and began to change.

"Anything to drink?" Randy asked.

"No thanks, I'm good," she responded.

"Okay, talk to ya later," he said and left her to go about her usual morning routine.

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After they had both eaten breakfast up in the hotel room they went for a walk in the community park. They ended up staying there for almost the whole day and when Keira finally looked at her watch she realized that they only had an hour to when the show began.

"We gotta get going," Keira said getting up quickly. "We only have an hour and we still have to get the match set up between me and Lita…"

"No we don't," Randy said getting up gradually. "Trish said that she would take care of all of those details."

"And no one's going to find it the least bit suspicious?" Keira asked.

"Why would they? They don't know what's going on," Randy said walking alongside Keira. "Take it easy."

"Tell me the truth though, is Lita going to give me the pounding of my life?" Keira asked.

"Probably not exactly the beating of your life but most likely you will probably need those pills that I gave you," Randy said. "But hey, don't worry about it, I'll take care of you after that, and believe me, no one will even attempt to touch you."

"You know better than I do," she said and they went upstairs to get their things.

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"Okay, it's all set up," Trish said to Keira. "I'll try not to wait too long but it has to be at a point in the match where you're on the mat otherwise we'll both lose our pay cheque this week."

"So how do I know when you'll be coming?" Keira asked confused.

"Umm…can you play dead good?" Trish asked.

"I haven't ever really needed to perfect that skill," Keira said.

Trish laughed. "You get to do it a lot in this business. But anyways just lay on the mat for a couple seconds even if you don't have to, try not to wait that long either."

"Alright," Keira replied. "I have to go and get ready. I'll talk to you later."

"Sure thing," Trish said and walked in the opposite direction.

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"Ladies and gentlemen we have a downright magnificent show for you this evening and we're glad that you could join us. This is Michael Cole and my co-host Tazz here with you at ringside tonight."

"We do have a great show tonight Cole, full of Superstars, and what better place to have such a wonderful show than Miami, Florida!"

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"Ready?" Randy asked just before Keira was about to leave the locker room.

"Oh yeah," Keira answered excitedly. "But I also want to just get this over this."

"I can't blame you, good luck tonight," he said and began to leave.

"Why are you leaving so fast?" Keira asked a little surprised.

"Well people can't know that we've been talking and seeing each other for quite some time now or they'll figure out what's about to happen," he explained.

"I guess so," Keira said thinking about it.

"Do me proud out there so I can say that you're my girl," Randy said, winked at her and left.

"Get ready," the stage manager said to her. "You're on in five, four, three, two…Go!"

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"Well Cole, this should be a good match," Tazz said. "We haven't seen Keira Langdon on Smackdown! Before but from what I saw on Monday against Stacy Keibler I can tell you this girl knows how to fight."

"She better Tazz because Lita is one tough girl and if Keira isn't ready Lita will make sure she knows," Cole replied.

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The bell sounded when both girls were in the ring. They walked to the center and stared at one another.

"Why are you doing this?" Lita asked. "You're just going to get yourself hurt."

"You're not scared, are ya?" Keira asked.

"Should I have a reason to be scared of you?" Lita asked. "You're nothing compared to me."

Then Keira shoved Lita. Lita stepped back and looked at Keira.

"You really shouldn't have done that," Lita said walking back into the middle of the ring where Keira was standing.

After that the girls exchanged blows and were pretty evenly matched until just under ten minutes in Lita started stomping on the mid-section of Keira. Keira didn't hear or feel anything until a few minutes later when all of a sudden the crowd started going crazy and Lita wasn't on top of Keira anymore. When Keira rolled over she saw Trish beating on Lita.

Keira just continued to lay on the mat for a few more seconds.

"You alright?" Trish asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Keira replied getting up slowly with Trish's help.

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"That was amazing," Randy said backstage.

"You were doing so good," Trish said. "I was almost going to give up on coming out there."

"Did you hurt her good?" Keira asked.

"Oh yeah, she won't be bothering you anymore," Trish answered.

"Where are my pills?" Keira asked feeling the pain kicking in.

"Here," Randy said tossing the bottle.

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