This is the opening sequence for the show. Okay now it is over… OR IS IT? Okay it's over… NOT! Yeah, yeah it's over… Are you taking me seriously? Why won't you learn? Okay this time I shall really end this fake opening that I only wrote because the opening sequence was playing and I didn't want to make a real one…

It was daytime in Konoha. The numbers on the mountain smiled and chewed their food happily. On top of the Hokage's office Naruto was ready to take a ninja picture! What is a ninja picture? A picture that vanishes quickly without trace!
"You sure you want this?" The photographer asked. "Ninja pictures don't last!"
"I AM A NINJA! NINJA PICTURES ARE A MUST!" Naruto said. He was wearing a suit with a top hat. The only thing that was like his normal outfit was that he was wearing the forehead protector that Iruka had given him."Okay fine." The photographer said. "I hope you don't regret it… okay CHEESE!" He pressed a button and FLASH! When the picture came out it had a mask on covering half the picture. And it had eyes that looked around as if it expected an attack at any minute.

Konohamaru da kore!
I am Konohamaru
My name is Konohamaru

Naruto was waiting while the Hokage reviewed his Ninja Registry. It was without a picture. Those Ninja pictures sure do run off quickly! Naruto waited patiently still wearing his suit, with the jacket including tails, and the top hat. Naruto giggled like a schoolgirl and was suddenly wearing one of those outfits. The Three twitched.
"It took me forever to decide on an outfit!" Schoolgirl Naruto said. "I eventually decided to dress up proper! In fact it took me three days!"
"You were only told about the picture today." The Three said.
"I know." Naruto said. He was back in the suit. "But it is pretty great isn't it? I AM HANDSOME! HAAANDSOME!" With that he leapt up and attacked the office! Knocked things off shelves and busted windows. "HAAANDDSOOOMME!" Then he sat down. "I hope you liked the picture." He said.
"Retake it." The Three said. He liked his office trashed so he didn't care about that. Plus it was funny.
"WHAT!" Cried Naruto. "BUT I TOOK A PERFECT PICTURE! I WON'T DO IT!"
"Retake it! I SAID!" Cried the Three. Then he stood up and trashed the office in similar fashion. "REETAAAKE ITTT! RREEETTAAAKEE ITTT!" He accidentally kicked Naruto all the way back to those swings in front of the n1nj cd3my! "Oops." Naruto took a few minutes to get back because this isn't the cliff that was three minutes away. When he got back the Three had a huge beard.

"WHYYY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG!" He cried kicking Naruto all the way back to those swings. "Oops."
When Naruto had gotten back the Three sat down.
"Retake it." He said simply, as if nothing had happened.
"Oh come on! We know you don't mean that!" Naruto said. The Three just stared at him. Both growled. Naruto leapt up and placed his hands together!
"TRANSFORM!" He was SHINO!
"OH GOD NOT SHINO!" The Three cried. He had a 'nosebleed' of dancing Kakashi's and fell over. That wasn't what Naruto had expected. The Three lay there with the swirl-eyes and squiggle mouth. As the Three picked himself up a five-year old human sized shrimp stood outside the door watching. Who is this shrimp? What does he want with the Three? The Three kicked all the dancing Kakashi's out complaining that he wasn't coming until the next episode and then he sat down.
"Shino no Jutsu… what a devastating move you have made." Naruto smiled broadly and rubbed his neck.
"By the way Naruto, where is your FOREHEAD PROTECTOR?" The Three cried. "IT IS AN IMPORTANT NINJA THING!" He had sharp teeth and roared. Naruto turned chibi and shrugged. Then he started dancing.
"STOP DANCING!" Cried the Three. Naruto turned back to normal.
"I am making sure my baby isn't hurt!" cried Naruto. "IT IS MY PRECIOUS! NO HARM SHALL COME TO IT! WE LOVES IT!" The Three twitched.
"OH okay!" The Three said. "Well this ninja registration lists all the HIGH POWERED SUPER NINJA! W00T! THE MOST ONE-THREE-THREE-SEVEN NINJAS!"
"I AM THE MOST 1337 NINJA!" Cried the 13373$7 ninja.
"But others are 1337!" Cried the Three.
"OOOKAY!" Cried the 13373$7 ninja.
"Anyways it is an important document!" Cried the Three. "But you chose a NINJA picture!"
"I thought it'd last long enough to be put permanently into that!" Naruto said.
"What part of Vanishes Quickly Without Trace don't you understand?" The Three asked. The shrimp held up a cup and smiled slightly. Then it drank water from that cup.

The Three notices that the shrimp is out there before anything happens. And so does Naruto. The door flung open!
"13373$7 NINJA!" Cried the shrimp, racing into the room. "FIGHT MEE!" The shrimp continued forward. "I KNOW YOU ARE HERE! I SHALL CLAIM THE TITLE OF HOKAGE! I AM KONOHAMARU!" Then the Three tripped the shrimp who fell flat on his face.
"OWWW!" The shrimp cried. Then it got up and tripped over it's own feet. "OW!" The Three sighed.
Will he ever attack me? Fighting me for Hokage would do better than fighting the 13373$7 ninja. Then Ebisu raced forward. He finally found the shrimp!
"WHO SET A TRAP?" Cried the Shrimp as Ebisu entered the room.
"ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" Cried Ebisu.
"EBISU! I LOST YOU!" Cried the Shrimp. Ebisu ran forward and Konohamaru, the shrimp, attacked! He easily blocked it and then looked around and got the huge eyes and square mouth look.
"OH NO THERE ARE TRAPS EVERYWHERE!" Then he took off his Trap-O-View glasses and sighed. "Oh never-mind it was just my glasses. OR WAS IT?" Konohamaru got those eyes as well.
"TRAPS ALL AROUND!" He cried. "NOOOO! Ahh who cares!"
Who is this kid? Naruto wondered. Ebisu noticed Naruto.
It's the surfer child! He thought. How I despise that child. I'll hug him! Then he gave Naruto a huge hug.
"AHH IT BURNS!" Naruto cried. Then Ebisu walked back over to the doorway. Why he stayed at the doorway? He loved the doorway. If it weren't illegal he'd marry the doorway! Okay too much info. Anyways with Konohamaru…

"I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING GRANDPA!" He cried pointing at the Three. The Three shook his head and pointed at Naruto.
"OKAY I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING!" Konohamaru yelled racing over to Naruto.
"THE THREE TRIPPED YOU AND THEN YOU TRIPPED YOURSELF YOU IDIOT!" Cried Naruto grabbing the shrimp and lifting him in the air. The shrimp had the same round-eyed with square mouth look.
G-G-Grandpa lied! To increase the drama I'll just blame this kid! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"HEY HIT HIM!" Cried Ebisu. "HE IS A BRAT AND I WANT TO FRY HIM!"
"EBISU!" Cried the Three.
"Uhhh I mean LET HIM GO! HE IS THE GRANDSON OF THE HOKAGE!" Ebisu corrected himself. Naruto looked at the shrimp. Then he set him down. Then he picked him up and Ebisu freaked out again.
"PUT HIM DOWN!" Naruto did so then picked him up.
"PUT HIM DOWN!" Naruto did again and picked him back up.
"I SAID PUT HIM DOWN!" Naruto did then he looked at the kid.
Now that he's learned I am the grandson of the Three he will leave me alone. Then I can pants him! Konohamaru snickered. He's just like the others. Too bad I don't have a Shino no Jutsu though…
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A COWARD!" Cried Konohamaru. Then Naruto fell over asleep. Why he fell over asleep? Because he wanted too!

Naruto Dream #2: Why Do We Have Dreams?

Naruto sits in a bedroom with a baby rattle and he shakes it.

Naruto woke up and laughed. He laughed so much that Gai-Sensei had to jump back in time and attack him again. But he missed and hit Konohamaru. Then Konohamaru jumped up."NO ONE ATTACKS ME! I AM THE HOKAGE'S GRANDSO-" The Naruto kicked him through the window.
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! I KICK!" And Konohamaru went flying. Konohamaru flew around the world and back into the room and hit the floor.
This guy… Konohamaru thought. ROCKS! I GOT A PERSON TO DEFEAT!
"YAAY!" Ebisu cried.
"Oh geeze…" The Three said, sighing.
"Listen you are the THIRDS GREAT GRANDSON!" Cried Ebisu. "I AM THE GRANDSON SO I BEAT YOU HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
"DON'T LIE!" Cried the Three kicking Ebisu. Ebisu nodded.
"Okay! I mean that you are the grandson!" He corrected himself. "THAT MEANS YOU KICK THE $# OF ALL ENEMIES!"
"YEAH! #()#21!" Cried Konohamaru. Then Ebisu looked at him with the round-eyes and the square mouth.
"W-W-W-W-WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH LANGUAGEE!" Ebisu cried. He sobbed uncontrollably. He continued sobbing until an original character who walked off slapped him. He got up and brushed himself off.
"I know best anyways. I am older." He told Konohamaru. Then he danced. "I'm better than you are!" He said while dancing. Konohamaru looked with the surprised face.
N-No way! I thought I was the oldest! He thought.
"Besides you want to be Hokage and I can show you the best path!" Ebisu said. Not really but the kid is fun to play around with. Ebisu thought. "If you learn from me Hokage will be easy! I am the best shortcut!"
"NO YOU ARE A HUMAN!" Konohamaru cried out. "HUUUMAAAN!" And he ran around in circles. Ebisu fell over with the fainted swirl-eyes and squiggle mouth. When they both calmed down Ebisu found that Konohamaru had left!
"AHHHHH! HE LEFT!" He cried. "PARTAY!"
"NO PARTY! YOU FIND HIM BECAUSE I WANT TO PARTY WITHOUT YOU!" Cried the Hokage. "BESIDES I NEED TO EAT THIS PICKLE!" He held up a pickle and it begs not to be eaten. Ebisu nods.
"It looks like he went after Naruto." The Three told him.
"WHAT! NOOO HE CANT LEARN SURFING!" Cried Ebisu. "COME BACK KONOHAMARU!" Then he raced away.
Luckily I planned this whole thing… The Three thought. Either that or it was random luck. Now I am alone with this pickle. He smiled evilly at the pickle, which continued pleading.

Naruto was riding around on his wheels; he was a car with Naruto's head. And he wasn't aware of a shrimp with wheels instead of legs following him. He turned around and the shrimp froze. Then it shouted
"GENJUTSU!" and stood still. Naruto twitched. Then he continued on his way and the shrimp continued following him. He turned around and laughed.
"YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME!" He cried. Konohamaru got the surprised look.
T-This guy… I-I'm following him?
"NO I AM NOT!" Konohamaru cried.
"YEAH YOU ARE!" Naruto cried.
"WELL I AM HIDDEN!" Konohamaru said. He pressed himself against a wall, not blending in. And Naruto looked around.
"OH MY GOD YOU DISAPPEARED!" He cried. "BUT I KNOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA!"
"OH MY YOU ARE POWERFUL! WHAT I HEARD WAS TRUE!" Konohamaru said, stepping away from the wall. "You are now my TRAINER!" He cried.
"No." Naruto said. Konohamaru had the surprised face.
I thought I had it all planned out but this guy had to decide not to train me! He thought.
"But I will teach you Shino no Jutsu just because it will progress the plot." Naruto said. "Shino no Jutsu is very powerful though."
"YAY!" Konohamaru cheered.
"JUST KIDDING!" Naruto said laughing. Konohamaru had the same face.
This face is being overused in this chapter… He thought.
"But okay I agree just to continue the stupid plot. This whole episode is stupid." Naruto said.
"The whole BoBoBo-Bo NaruTo show is dumb." Konohamaru pointed out.
"Good point." Naruto said.

They were walking down the street and Naruto was giving Konohamaru his first lesson.
"To use Ninjutsu and Genjutsu you need something called…. Uhhh…. Khnocra!" Naruto said.
"You forgot didn't you?" Konohamaru asked.
"I NEVER FORGET HOW DARE YOU!" Cried Naruto. Konohamaru turned Chibi and backed away and Naruto smiled.
"Oh yeah! Chakra!" He said.
"Chakra!" Cried Konohamaru.
"CHAKRA IS GREAT!" Naruto said.
"YEAH!" Konohamaru agreed.
"LETS RAP!" Cried Naruto.

CHAKRA
CHAKRA
CHAKRA
ROCKS!

CHAKRA
CHAKRA
ROCKS
MY
SOCKS!

"Okay enough rapping!" Cried Konohamaru. "TEACH ME SHINO NO JUTSU!"
"NEVER IT IS MINE!" Cried Naruto kicking Konohamaru into the sun. Konohamaru appeared behind him.

"Whoa! Massive plothole!" He cried. "Anyways, what is Chakra?"
"Chakra is a bunch of dancing Chibis that give you energy." Naruto said. "Or a bunch of blue light."
"WHOOT CHAKRA!" Cried Konohamaru. Suddenly an original character chibi walked up.
"I know all about Chakra!" He said. "I will read it from this cookie!"
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Cried Naruto kicking that guy away as well.
"AHHHHHH!" The guy cried. "I WAS SUPPSOED TO REAAAAAAD!"
"Blah blah blah." Naruto mocked him. Then he fell on the floor and began rolling in the dirt laughing. After a few seconds he stood up.
"Okay have you used any techniques?" Naruto asked Konohamaru.
"NOPE!" Konohamaru said.
"Well to perform a technique you must eat a chakra unlocking pill!" Naruto said. He pulled out a pill ten times his size. Konohamaru gained huge eyes and a small round mouth.
"T-T-That's a big pill." He said.
"Oh no!" Naruto said. "This is the holder for the pill!" He opened it and out dropped ONE TWICE AS BIG!" THIS IS THE PILL!" He cried. Konohamaru fainted.

Konohamaru Dream #1: Chocolate.

Naruto: So you like the chocolate?
Konohamaru: I love the chocolate!
Naruto: I love the chocolate! I brought some now!
They eat.
Konohamaru: It's going straight to my thighs!
Naruto: Chocolate gone.
Konohamaru & Naruto: …
Konohamaru: LOOK! I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE!
Naruto: YAY!

"You'd better be prepared to accept that you ate that pill!" Naruto said when Konohamaru woke up.
"I did?" He asked.
"Yeah! To add plotholes I fed it to you and you ate it and stayed the same size!" Naruto said. Konohamaru grinned.
"BUT NOW IT IS TIME FOR TRAINING! GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND PUSH UPS!" Konohamaru began doing push ups. After he was done Naruto pointed at a female paddleball."TRANSFORM INTO THAT! DO IT NOW!" He cried.
"OKAAAY!" Cried Konohamaru. "I SHALL DO IT!" He transformed… into a kite.
"So do I look like her?" He asked.
"Well yea, the wood and wood…" Naruto said slowly.
"WHAT!" Cried the paddleball. She attacked Naruto and then hugged him and then ran off giggling about nothing.
"That was weird." Konohamaru said, transforming back.

"OKAY NOW WE STUDY USING THIS FOOD STORE!" Cried Naruto. Both he and Konohamaru raced inside and begin eating everything in their path.
"OKAY NOW WE STUDY USING THIS FOOD STORE!" Cried Naruto once they went outside. They raced back inside and ate what they left behind.
"OKAY NOW WE STUDY USING THIS FOOD STORE!" Cried Naruto once they were outside again. They raced back inside and then stopped inside.
"Uhh Naruto…" Konohamaru said.
"Yeah?" Naruto asked.
"THERE IS NO FOOD IN HERE!" Konohamaru shouted. Naruto had the big eyes face again and both screamed and cried. Then when they were walking around outside Naruto pointed at a bookstore.
"LETS GO IN HERE AND LOOK AT FOOD MAGAZINES!" They cheered and raced inside. They destroyed everything that was not a food magazine and began reading. The shopkeeper had fallen over with "X" in place of his eyes. After half an hour of reading Naruto suddenly slammed Konohamaru into the wall!
"THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY!" He cried. "WE CAN'T JUST SIT HERE READING!" Konohamaru groaned and nodded. Then, for good measure, Naruto created a Kage Bunshin and beat the crap out of himself.
"YOU CAN DO KAGE BUNSHIN? AWSOME!" Cried Konohamaru.
"NO! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YET!" Cried Naruto. "Ahh heck with the storyline!"

They both walked over to the arcade and Naruto looked at Konohamaru."This is where you make a Shino body." He said. "If we walk in and everyone leaves then we win. If not then we lose." They both made hand signs.
Naruto turned into a perfect Shino, but wearing his outfit, and Konohamaru was a Shino with huge antennas and who had pink skin and had an extra set of legs. They nodded at each other and they walked inside! Seconds passed. Minutes passed. And no one ran out. Except for the people who saw Naruto after he stopped hiding behind Konohamaru. The remaining people saw the real Shino walk out of a bathroom and beat the crap out of Naruto. They let Konohamaru go because he is so pathetic.
"Everyone Looooves me!" Cried Konohamaru.
"NO THEY DON'T THEY LOVE ME!" Cried Naruto. Then he burst out crying. "WHY DON'T THEY LOVE ME?"
"I am the Hokage's grandson. So they love me." Konohamaru said. "Plus females love to glomp shrimps." A random female original character leapt at Konohamaru and glomped him and ran off.
"Don't worry about anything… you should be ready now to do SHINO NO JUTSU!" Naruto shouted. Konohamaru had teary anime eyes.
"BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE THE FRESH PRINCE!" Cried Naruto.
"OH NOES!" Cried Konohamaru.
"JUST KIDDING MWAHAHA!" Cried Naruto. "But you do have to practice." Konohamaru gained the same overused face that you can all picture.
"OH NO! I DON'T PRACTICE WELL!" He cried. "Okay" Then he smiled.
"OKAY THE BASIC WAY OF PERFORMING IT IS TO SEE SHINO IN YOUR MIND! NOW GO!"
"SHIIIINOOO NOOOO JUUTTTSUUU!" POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! It was a half Shrimp half Shino blend!
"How's this?"
"NOT SHINO!"
"HOW ABOUT THIS?"
"NO YOU FORGOT THE SUNGLASSES! AND SHINO DOESN'T HAVE EXTRA LEGS! AND HE IS NOT RED!"
"HOW ABOUT THIS?"
"HOW ABOUT NOW?"
"NO!"

"Praise Naruto! He is gonna get the Grandson in trouble!" Ebisu said.
"WHAT!" Cried the Three.
"I said 'Curse Naruto, he is gonna hurt the grandson?'" Ebisu asked.
"GOOD!" Cried the Three.
Does he always pop up when I badmouth the grandson?
"Where are you Naruto?" Ebisu asked.
I am an elite teacher who has taught the worst ninja in the world I will hug Naruto for getting rid of one of my students…
AHEM!
YOU ARE IN MY THOUGHTS TOO?
YES!
Oh Okay in that case I said that I will stop Naruto from teaching the Grandson stupid things!
GOOD! NOW IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! WAAYAT WAAYAT! WAAYAT! WAAYAT! NOW THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO! THERE YOU GO! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! DOTHEPEANUTBUTTERJELLY! THE PEANUTBUTTERJELLY! THE PEANUTBUTTERJELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
Suddenly a baseball bat slammed into Ebisu and Ebisu fell over. He quickly got back up and sighed. Then he jumped off.

"Why do you go after the Three so much?" Naruto asked. He was sitting on a log with the shrimp named Konohamaru sitting next to him. The log was floating over the Three's head."I wonder when they'll notice I am here." He asked.
"Well Grandpa named me Konohamaru after Konoha and I DESPISE THE NAME KONOHA! IT IS TERRIBLE!" He began attacking the Three. "I DESPISE THE NAME! I DESPISE IT SO MUCH!" The Three fell over and the log fell on top of him. Then Konohamaru forgot he was there and sat back on it again. "Anyways, no one calls me Konohamaru. They call me The Grandson. And it makes me so sad." He bursts out crying and Naruto pointed and laughed. Then he too burst into tears.
"THAT IS SO SAD!"
"YEAH! Anyways I decided to get the Hokage name so people would recognize me and give me a new name and save the land of Fantasia!" Konohamaru said. Naruto gave him a high-five. Then they realized that Fantasia wasn't real in their world. And they both cried again.
"No one will acknowledge you!" Cried Naruto. "NOT UNLESS YOU BEAT THE MOST 1337 NINJA IN THE VILLAGE! Oh and you have to beat me too."

"THREE! WHRE ARE YOU?" Cried Iruka. He was waiting near the Hokage Mountain and the Three wasn't there. "WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ADVANCE THE PLOT!"
"I am eating potato chips!" Cried a potato chip. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then it ate itself and was gone. No one ever saw it again. Then the Three arrived.
"YOO IRUKA!" He cried. "I AM LEIK A SURFER MAN!"
"OH NO!" Cried Iruka. "NOOOOOO!"
"Just kidding!" The Three said. "SO what did you want to talk to me about?"
"NARUTO IS A PIGHEADED BRAT!" Iruka shouted. "I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN HIM MY FOREHEAD PROTECTOR!"
"He showed up for registration earlier." The Three said.
"Oh good! I'd hoped he hadn't missed them!" Iruka said, suddenly liking Naruto again. "He is very ambitious. He wants to be Hokage so badly."
"His dream IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Cried the Three. Iruka gained that look that you are certainly sick of.
"NO WAAAY!" The Three turned to him.
"You can't say that." He said.
"Why?"
"Because I have yet to say OH REALLY!" Cried the Three. "And then there is another saying and then NO WAAY!"
"I AM SO OUT OF ORDER!" Cried Iruka. "Anyways why wouldn't he?"
"Because… the people know that he is the Surfer. They fought him years ago. They know what lies within Naruto and despise that." The Three said.
"Please say this isn't gonna turn into a sad moment that is hard to spoof?" Iruka asked.
"Maybe." The Three said smiling. "Anyways the children of the village don't know… The Four wanted Naruto to be a hero… That was his wish when he made the seal."
"I thought he was just angry that the surfer mocked his Pepsi bottle." Said Iruka.
"Well that too." The Three admitted. "But he sealed the surfer into a newborn child. Naruto became the host of that demon for the village. But they don't see him that way."
"What way do they view him?"
"LIKE HE IS A KING!" The Three shouted. "Uhh… I meant as the demon itself. And their negative attitude was passed down to their children!"
"Wow! THAT IS A GOOD STORY!" Iruka shouted. "TELL ME ANOTHER!"
"NO! THIS IS EMOTIONAL NOW SHUT UP!" Cried the Three. "Anyways the look a person gives someone they despise is COLD!

"I HAVE FOUND YOU!" Cried Ebisu.
"OH GOD NO!" Cried Naruto. "Who are you again?" Ebisu fell over.
"You remember me Konohamaru?" Asked Ebisu. He smirked knowing that Konohamaru knew him.
"Not that I recall." Konohamaru said. Ebisu fell over again. He looked at Naruto with COLD EYES!
"AHH COLD EYES!" Naruto shouted. "EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME WITH THEM WHY WHY WHYY!" Then he began crying.
"Young Grandson… lets go!" Cried Ebisu.
"NO I AM GOING TO DEFEAT GRANDPPA AND BECOME A WOODEN NUMBER!" Cried Konohamaru.
"A Hokage is a good ninja. You are just a kid." Ebisu said.
"NOT WITH THE SKILLS I'VE LEARNED FROM NARUTO!" Cried Konohamaru. "TRANSFORM!" POOOOF! He looked like Shino! "Take this: Shino no Jutsu." He said in Shino's calm voice. Now Ebisu had even worse case of the anime face that we are now sick of.
"IT DIDN'T WORK!" Cried Konohamaru.
"WHAT A DISGUSTING SKILL!" Ebisu cried. "I AM A GENTLEMAN! I WILL NOT BE HURT BY SHINO!"
Konohamaru sighed.
"I'll come with you then." He said. "NARUTO'S SHINO NO JUTSU SUCKS!"
"NO WAY!" Cried Naruto. "I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG!" He placed his hands together to form a sign!
"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" One new Naruto appeared. "Uhh…" Naruto performed it again and got enough clones.
"WOW YOU CAN MAKE CLONES!" Cried Konohamaru. "AMAZING!"
"You saw me do it before." Naruto said, falling over. He climbed back up and looked at Ebisu.
"Foolish. I am an elite teacher. I am much more weak than Mizuki." He said. Then he walked into the midst of all the Naruto clones! The Three watched via the crystal ball. He whined about missing his sports game but he watched them nonetheless. Ebisu watched Naruto for a few moments and then they both burst out laughing and fell over. After all the laughing was done they got back up and resumed their fighting stances. Before Ebisu could do anything Naruto placed his hands together.
"TRANSFORM!" All of the clones yelled. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
Seventeen Shino's looked at Ebisu who had a similar nosebleed effect but with water. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He cried. He landed on the ground and was stunned. Naruto turned back and all the clones vanished.
"I CALL THAT MY KAGE SHINO NO JUTSU!" He cried. The Three sighed.
"He combined Kage Bunshin with Shino no Jutsu. At least he won't use it too much for the rest of the series." He said. Then he turned on the game.
"GO TEAM!" And he was watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

"WHY COULD I NOT BEAT MY TEACHER!"? Cried Konohamaru.
"BECAUSE YOU SUCK!" Cried Naruto. "Oh wait I can't say the truth I have to advance the plot… Uhhh it's easy to be Hokage! Uhh I mean… Uhh… uhh."
"I'll just pretend I understood that and learned a big lesson." Konohamaru said. They gave thumbs-ups and danced. A lot. Then they ran into another food store and destroyed everything in that one.
"There are no shortcuts to being Hokage." Naruto said. "You'll have to accept that if you want to become one before me." Konohamaru nodded.
"So now what should we do?" Naruto asked.
"I dunno…" Konohamaru answered. "I think I am supposed to walk away and have a huge symbolic meaning to that action but I don't want to… LETS READ!" They raced off to the bookstore and ripped the place apart again. The owner had just paid a lot for those new books and things too!
"You are no longer my teacher." Konohamaru said.
"I AM NOT?" Naruto asked. He had tears in his eyes. "HOW COULD I HAVE FAILED?"
"WE ARE RIVALS MORON" Cried Konohamaru.
"I won't fight you now." Naruto said.
"AWW CRAP!" Cried Konohamaru. "Now the effect is ruined!"
"No!" Naruto said. "I will fight you later when you have grown in knowledge."

The Three was busy watching his crystal ball.
"Why do I always have to change back to them?" He asked. "Ah who cares? I'll just give my special words of wisdom and end the episode: THE PATH OF THE NARUTO IS JUST BEGINNING MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Thanks for the Reviews. Like I said I will update this like a normal TV show series. One new episode per week and if I can't get it up in time I'll give an explanation. So I may write the chapters days before uploading them.

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"I am a hand used fan." Sasuke says.
"WHY AM I ON THEIR TEAM?" Naruto cries.

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