Getting Back To Normal

"Do as you're damn well told!" Randy yelled at her giving Rene a cheap shot to the head as he did so.

"Alright!" She yelled back at him and got the chair.

Keira threw the chair into thee ring recklessly and almost hit Randy in the head while doing so.

"Watch what the hell you're doing!" He shouted at her.

"Yeah, yeah," Keira said rolling her eyes.

She turned around but before she did she saw Randy RKO Rene from the top rope onto the steel chair. Keira cringed at the sound and felt a cold chill run through her.

"C'mon," Randy said grabbing her elbow. "We have to have a little chat."

"I don't feel like talking," Keira said when they were backstage.

"Didn't ask if you felt like it," Randy said. He sat her down on the bench. "Now stay there until I'm done getting washed up."

"Yes sir," Keira said and saluted him.

"I'm not in the mood for that Keira!" Randy shouted at her.

Keira sat on the bench actually feeling anxiety.

"Hey Keira," Trish said walking into the locker room. "What was that out there?"

"Trish get lost!" Randy yelled.

"You're not the boss of me," Trish said looking at Keira who remained looking at the floor. This time Trish spoke quietly, "Is something wrong?"

"Don't worry about it," Keira whispered. "I'll be okay."

"You know where I am if you need anything," Trish said getting up. "I'll talk to you later."

Keira nodded slightly and watched Trish leave.

Randy got out of the shower, got dressed and looked at Keira.

"So, just what the hell do you think you were doing out there?" Randy asked.

Keira didn't answer.

"What? Can't think of any dumbass comments at the moment?" Randy asked.

"You didn't have to do what you did," Keira said inaudibly. "It was completely barbaric."

"What about all the luxuries we've gotten from Mr. McMahon?" Randy asked.

"I did without them before, I can do without them again," Keira replied.

"Can't you at least try to see it from my point of view?" Randy asked.

"I tried that!" Keira shouted.

"And what?"

Keira looked around.

"And what Keira?"

"I realized that I couldn't stick my head that far up my ass," Keira said to him.

"You are really being an ungrateful little bitch right now," Randy said picking up his bag. "Let's see how smart you are now."

"What are you doing Randy?" Keira asked worried.

"Find your own way back to the hotel and then get your own room," Randy said leaving the room.

"That's the way to do it Randy!" Keira shouted after him. "Leave a girl by herself in a city that she doesn't know!"

Randy flipped her off and continued to walk away.

Keira screamed and kicked the wall.

"Motherfucker!" She screamed as her foot began to throb.

"Are you okay?" Someone asked.

"Yes, I'm fine," Keira snapped holding her foot.

When she looked behind her she saw Christian.

"Do you need a ride to your hotel?" He asked.

"Yes," Keira replied. "But by anyone other than you."

"Oh she got you good," Edge said laughing.

Keira put her foot down and looked at them. "Is Trish still here?"

"Why would I tell you?" Christian asked.

"No one said that I asked you," Keira retorted.

"She's still here," Edge said laughing.

"Thanks," Keira said and limped off to Trish's locker room.

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"So let me get this right," Trish said when they were in her car. "He basically told you to find your own way back?"

"That about sums it up," Keira said looking out the window.

"He'll get over it," Trish said pulling into the hotel.

"He'd better, I did nothing wrong," Keira said grabbing her bag. "Hey, are you expecting anyone tonight?"

"Not that I'm aware of," Trish said. "Why?"

"He also told me to find my own place to stay," Keira said to her.

"Yes, you can stay with me," Trish said laughing. "We'll have a blast."

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The girls stayed up to five o'clock in the morning watching movies and eating snacks.

When Keira looked over at Trish she was asleep. Keira looked around for a few seconds and then got up, went over to her purse, found the key card for the other room, and walked towards it.

Keira listened for a few seconds but all she could hear was the television. She let herself in and found Randy asleep in the bed. Keira gently hopped up onto the bed and started caressing Randy's arm.

"Sweetie…" Keira said softly.

"What?" Randy asked still half asleep.

"I have to talk to you," Keira said waking him.

"Talk," Randy said rolling over to face her.

"I'm so sorry about last night," Keira said. "I didn't know what I was doing, I swear that it will never happen again."

Randy looked towards the window, sighed and then looked back at Keira.

"No more of that?" Randy asked.

"No more," Keira replied.

"Alright, I'm sorry too," Randy said to her.

Keira leaned in and kissed him.

"That's right, you get yourself over here," he laughed rolling her under him.

They quickly undressed each other and had sex.

Keira and Randy just laid there for a little while listening to each other breathe.

"We should do something today," Keira said resting her head on Randy's chest.

"Like what?" Randy asked laughing. "We're in freakin New Jersey. There's nothing to do."

"There's gotta be something," Keira said rolling her eyes.

"Let's go get something to eat first," Randy said getting up.

"I concur," Keira said still resting in the bed.

"Are you coming?" Randy asked.

"Eventually," Keira said yawning.

So Keira and Randy went to a small restaurant and had breakfast, when they were finished they went out for a little walk.

"I just had a great idea!" Keira said happily.

"What?" Randy asked.

"Let's go to the park!" Keira screamed. "Pretty please!"

"I don't know…" Randy dragged out.

"Please…" Keira begged.

"Alright then," Randy said as they walked to the park.

Randy and Keira walked to the park and Randy ended up pushing Keira on the swings for hours on end.

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Randy and Keira were back to their usual ways of reeking havoc in the WWE for Mr. McMahon and Trish was the #1 contender for the Women's Championship.

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"Ready for tonight?" Randy asked.

"Hell yeah," Keira said.

"We're going to kick some serious ass," Trish said hugging Keira. "Thank you so much for agreeing to this!"

"No problem," Keira said laughing.

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"Well ladies and gentlemen we have an amazing show for you tonight," J.R said. "And our first match should be a real slobber knocker!"

"That's right," Jerry agreed. "Lots of puppy power tonight!"

"What my co-host here is referring to is Trish Stratus and Keira Langdon taking on Torrie and Victoria," J.R completed.

"If it's one thing that these girls know how to do it's look good and kick ass at the same time," Jerry said getting excited.

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Trish was the first one to enter the ring followed by Keira Langdon accompanied by Randy Orton. Then the other two girls made their way down to the ring.

The match got underway with Trish versus Victoria. At first it didn't look all that good for Trish back she somehow managed to get back into the match and then tag Keira when Victoria tagged Torrie Wilson. Keira automatically took full advantage of Torrie's back being turned. But that didn't seem to matter too much with all of the interference from Victoria. It took all Keira had to drop kick Torrie and send her over the top rope.

Once Torrie Wilson was outside the ring Randy picked her up and then gave her the RKO behind the referee's back.

"C'mon ref!" Victoria screamed. "How could you not have seen that!"

Randy quickly threw Torrie back in the ring, Trish took Victoria out and Keira pinned Torrie.

"Sweet!" Trish yelled and almost jumped onto Keira.

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Randy, Keira and Trish were leaving the building when Vince approached Randy.

"Can I talk to you for a few seconds?" Vince asked.

"Sure thing," Randy said to Vince and then looked at the girls. "I'll see you two later."

"Bye," Trish said.

"See you later," Keira said and kissed Randy's cheek.

"What do you think that was all about?" Trish asked.

"Vince probably wants Randy to beat someone again," Keira said unlocking the car.

"Weren't you opposed to this just a little while ago?" Trish asked confused.

"You know what, if he wants everyone to hate him then he can go ahead and do whatever the hell he wants," Keira said throwing her things in the trunk.

"Let's have some fun tonight," Trish said. "Just the three of us. We'll paint the city."

"Sounds good," Keira said smiling. "I could use some of this fun that you speak of all the time."

"Ready to go?" Randy asked after he threw his stuff in the back of the car.

"Yeah," both girls said.

"We should so go to a movie," Trish said.

"Not just go to a movie, but so go to a movie," Keira said laughing.

"Are you insulting me?" Trish asked.

"You don't miss too much," Randy said pulling out of the parking lot. "But since both of you wish to see a movie I'll take you both out."

"Yes!" Both girls screamed.

When they got to the theatre they chose Guess Who. They found their seats but there was still close to a half an hour before the movie started.

"I bet that you can't sniff the coke up the straw through your nose," Randy challenged Keira.

"Why would I want to do that?" Keira asked him bewildered.

"Shouldn't you be telling me that," Randy said to her.

"C'mon Keer, show him up," Trish said to her.

"I am not doing something that preposterous," Keira riposted.

"Not even for say, $300?" Randy said pulling out his wallet.

Keira looked him in the eyes. "Not even for $300."

"You blow," Randy said looking depressed.

"I'll do it," Trish said to Randy.

"And if you do it I'll buy you another drink," Randy said.

"Well that was already expected," Trish said breathing through her nose and getting herself ready.

"All you have to do is take in the biggest breath that you can possibly take and take some of the drink in with it," Randy said. "Ready?"

"Ready," Trish said taking one final breath in.

Trish shoved the straw up her nose, covered the other nostril, and inhaled. Once the coke went up her nose she started coughing and choking.

"Are you okay?" Randy asked gently patting her back.

Trish took a sharp breath in and then spit the coke out of her mouth all over Randy's shoes.

Keira looked down, looked back up at Randy and the erupted into fits of giggles.

"Oh my god, you deserved that so much!" Keira yelled laughing and holding her stomach.

"That is sickening," Randy said looking at his feet.

Once Trish saw what she had done she joined Keira in laughing their asses off.

"Mine," Trish said grabbing the money. "Now go and be a good little servant boy and fetch me a new cold drink."

"Yes ma'am," Randy said. "I'll be back in a few seconds, after I clean up my shoes."

After Randy came back the movie started and they were all having fits of laughter. A little while later when the movie was just getting into the romantic parts Keira started to get bored so she flung a piece of pop corn over Randy at Trish. Instead of Trish saying something Trish threw three pieces over Randy at Keira. Soon they were all throwing popcorn at each other.

"Would you three stop it?" A guy asked from above.

"Mind your own business," Randy said to him.

"I'm going to have to ask you three to leave," the usher said.

Keira burst out laughing as all three of them followed the usher out.

"Enjoy your movie!" Trish screamed before they exited the theatre which caused Keira to laugh even harder.

Once outside they were all looking at each other.

"What are we going to do now?" Trish asked.

"Popcorn fight!" Keira screamed and threw a handful of popcorn at Trish.

"You bitch," Trish said in disbelief. "I'll get you!"

Trish ran after Keira and dumped an entire bag in Keira's hair.

"Yummy butter," Keira said licking her own arm.

"You sick bastard," Trish said looking at Keira who was now laying on the ground.

All of a sudden Trish let out a piercing scream. When Keira looked at Trish she had yellow stuff all over her.

"Randall Keith Orton!" Trish shrieked. "I am going to kill you!"

Keira got up and swiped some of the yellow stuff on Trish.

"Umm…more butter," Keira said enjoying it.

"Let's get him," Trish whispered into Keira's ear.

"Tell me more," Keira said leaning on Trish shoulder.

Trish whispered into Keira ear, Keira looked at Trish, smiled and nodded. They split up and Keira went to Randy's right side.

"Have fun tonight?" She asked.

"Yeah, it was entertaining," he said and kissed Keira. "Where'd Trish get to?"

"She just went to get washed up," Keira said laughing.

Keira could see Trish sneaking up behind Randy. Keira gave Randy a sweet smile but let out a scream similar to Trish's.

Randy had ducked and Trish threw an entire drink all over Keira.

"Oh God!" Trish screamed and started to run.

"Trish come here!" Keira screamed running after Trish. "All I want is a hug!"

Trish squealed as Keira caught up with her and squeezed her tightly.

Randy was laughing back at the car.

"What's funny to you?" Keira asked him. "You find something oddly amusing about this whole situation Mr. Orton?"

"Umm Keira…" Trish said tapping her shoulder.

"No Trish it's alright," Keira said walking towards Randy.

The closer Keira got to Randy the harder he laughed. Keira wiped some of the coke off her nose.

"What the hell is so goddamn funny?" Keira asked as even Trish burst out laughing.

"You're wearing…" Randy started. "You're wearing…"

"What am I wearing?" Keira asked now getting infuriated.

"White!" Randy shouted. "You're wearing a white shirt!"

Keira looked down and sure enough she was wearing a white shirt and Trish had soaked her with the drink.

"I hate you guys!" Keira screamed and covered her chest.

"Here you go," Randy said taking off his shirt and handing it to her.

They all got into the car and Keira changed in the back seat.

"Well I don't know about you two but I'm tired after tonight's show so I'm going back to the hotel and going to sleep," Randy said pulling out of the parking lot.

"I feel so dirty!" Keira screamed scraping butter off of her hair.

"I know how you feel," Trish said running her fingers through her hair.

Then Randy's cell phone started to ring.

"Keira, babe, can you pull my cell out of my pocket?" Randy asked.

"Sure," Keira said sticking her hand in his pocket.

"Keira, that isn't my cell phone," Randy said.

"Who said that it was?" Keira asked laughing as she gave Randy his cell phone.

"You're sick," Trish said to Keira.

Keira just winked at Trish.

"Hey Ran, whatcha up to?" John asked.

"Actually I was just out with the girls," Randy said changing lanes.

"Too tired to come out then?" John asked.

"Yeah, I'm gonna have to take a rain check," Randy said.

"Hi John!" Trish screamed from the back seat.

"Say hi to Trish for me," John said laughing.

"John says hi," Randy said laughing.

"So, hey, I'm coming back on Thursday," John said happily. "Just like old days."

"Yeah," Randy said quietly. "Just like old days."

"But anyways, the guys are waiting so I'll see you on Thursday," John said and hung up.

"Something wrong?" Keira asked.

"Huh? Oh no, nothing's wrong," Randy said looking at the road.

"Oh, because you just missed the turn," Keira said pointing behind them.

"Dammit!" Randy said and slapped the steering wheel.

He quickly made two U-turns, got into the proper lane once again and pulled into the hotel parking lot.

"You know you could've went out with John," Keira said to Randy.

"It's alright," Randy said as they carried their bags inside. "I'm really tired anyways."

"Okay," Keira said and they went inside. Randy unlocked the door and Keira threw her bag into the room.

"I'm going to bed," Randy said getting undressed.

"I'm washing up," Keira said going inside the bathroom.

It took Keira quite the time to get everything out of her hair and when she finished she finished her usual night time routine. When she got out of the bathroom Randy was sitting on the bed staring at the television but not actually watching it.

"Are you sure you're alright?" Keira asked.

"Yeah," Randy nodded and then patted the part of the bed beside him. "Come sit down."

Keira handed Randy the brush and he started to tenderly brushing her hair.

"Am I a horrible person?" He asked her.

"What?" Keira asked shocked.

"Do you think that I'm a bad person?" Randy asked again.

"Why would I think that?" Keira asked.

"I don't know," he said running his fingers through her hair. "I just feel like lately I've been an ass to you."

"You haven't been an ass to me," Keira said turning around to face Randy. "You are an amazing man who's been under an immense amount of pressure. Everyone snaps every once and a while."

"Thanks babe," Randy said and kissed her.

"Any time," Keira said and pushed Randy down.

She started kissing him and soon one thing led to another. After everything was done Keira put her head on Randy's chest and fell asleep.

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Keira woke up sporadically throughout the night because Randy was moving a lot in his sleep. Keira decided to just leave him alone and go back to sleep.

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"Ready to wake up?" Randy asked Keira.

"Not really," Keira said rolling over.

"Well you're going to have to wake up eventually, it's already two o'clock," Randy said. "I'm going to for a little while."

"Bye," Keira said gave him a lazy wave.

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Keira woke up a little while later and phoned Trish.

"Hey," Trish answered.

"What are you up to today?" Keira asked. "I'm bored shitless."

"Go do something with Randy," Trish said a little annoyed.

Obviously Keira wasn't the only one to have just woken up lately.

"He went out," Keira whined.

"What do you have on your mind?" Trish asked.

"I wanna go get pampered," Keira said gleefully.

"Alright, give me ten minutes," Trish said and hung up.

Keira waited in her room for a while and then went over to Trish's.

"Ready," Trish said and they left.

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The two girls spent the whole day at the spa indulging themselves in the finer things in life.

When they got back to the hotel Keira found a note from Randy that read:

Hey Keira, I'm just across the street at the bar

with some of the other guys, you and Trish

are welcome to come by if you want.

Randy

"Wanna go?" Keira asked.

"Hell yeah," Trish nodded. "Have you ever seen me turn down the chance to go to the bar?"

"No you flippin alcoholic," Keira said laughing. "Go put something thought-provoking on, nothing smutty, just sexy."

"I know what your thinking about and it's pretty attention-grabbing," Trish said. "I have just the thing."

"Awesome," Keira said. "So do I."

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