Ice Cream & Gummi Bears

Keira walked into catering to find that it was completely stuffed. She looked around but couldn't find Randy anywhere.

"Hey Keira, nice shiner," Shannon Moore said to her.

"Thanks," Keira said.

Keira touched her eye which to even her was disgusting. The bruise was now various shades of black, blue, purple, green and yellow. The other thing that bothered Keira was that the size wasn't decreasing at all, it was still about an inch and a half in diameter and hurt like hell.

"Hey Shannon, have you seen Randy around tonight?" Keira asked.

"I don't think so," Shannon said slowly. He then turned to Rey. "Have you seen Randy?"

"Not tonight," Rey answered. "I saw him yesterday talking to a very disgruntled Vince."

"I can only imagine why," Keira said laughing.

It was funny. Even though that it had been Keira who had been hit with the sledge hammer she was the only one who seemed to be able to laugh at the whole ordeal.

"Shouldn't Randy be the last person that you talk to today?" Rey asked confused.

"He probably should be but he has some of my stuff and I want it back," Keira said.

"So you two are completely finished?" Rey asked.

"Yup," Keira said looking around. "Anyways, I gotta get a move on but if you see him tell him that I was looking for him."

"Yeah," Rey and Shannon said at the same time.

"Take care of yourself," Shannon said. "Lot's of ice."

"And painkillers," Keira joked. "I'll see you dudes around later."

"See ya," Rey said as he stared at the television with Shannon.

Keira walked out of the room frustrated that she was unable to find Randy.

"Hey bitch! Come here!" Trish yelled from down the hall.

"What the hell do you want?" Keira asked laughing.

"You wanna go to a club? Shake that groove thang that you keep talkin about?" Trish asked.

"Ah, not tonight Trishy," Keira said laughing. "I'm going out with a doctor tonight."

"What kind of doctor?" Chris Jericho asked from behind.

"Nothing special," Keira said as she was caught completely off guard. "I gotta go though, I'll catch you guys later."

"Where are you staying tonight?" Trish yelled.

"A room with a bed!" Keira yelled over her shoulder. Then she turned around and looked at Trish. "I don't know, probably with you."

"I love America, two girls sharing a bed," Chris said trying to imagine it.

"That's gross," Trish said and slapped his chest. "That's like me thinking of two guys going at it, and believe me, I don't fancy having to picture that."

"Two guys is just plain disgusting," Chris said revolted. "Two girls? Well that should be mandatory. Wait, I take that back. I meant to say two hott girls in a bed along with me, should be mandatory."

"And why exactly would you want two girls when you can't even please one?" Trish asked.

"You seemed to enjoy some while you getting it," Chris said to her.

"What can I say?" Trish asked. "I'm just that good of an actress."

With that Trish walked away before Chris could think of something else to say to her.

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"Ready to go?" Keira asked slowly walking back into John's locker room.

"Yeah," John said looking around and then looking back at Keira. "Let's get going."

"So what exactly are we going to be doing?" Keira asked.

"No idea whatsoever," John said as they reached the parking lot. "Are you hungry?"

"Yeah, a little bit," she said as John opened the door for her. "You know any good places?"

"Probably one that you would like," he said pulling out of the parking lot.

"You were awesome tonight," Keira said looking at him.

"Thanks," John said to her. "You look awesome tonight."

"Thank you," Keira said looking out the window as the car started to slow down. "Is this it?"

"Yep," John answered as they both exited the car. "And the thing that I love about this place, no one knows who you are."

"Finally!" Keira said as they walked to the door together.

As soon as the two walked into the building Keira gave John a confused look.

"What?" He asked laughing.

"I thought you said that we were going out to eat," Keira said.

"Oh, about that, ya see, I ate dinner before so we're already onto dessert," John said to her. "And I figured that you would be interested in ice cream."

"You remembered that?" Keira asked laughing.

"I wouldn't forget," he said wrapping his arm around her shoulders.

The two got their dishes of ice cream and found a cozy little booth in the back of the parlor.

After a little while of eating Keira looked at John who was already looking at her and smiling.

"What?" Keira asked uneasily with a nervous laugh.

"That's not the way that you eat Gummi bears," John said to her.

"There's a proper way?" Keira asked laughing.

"Where did you grow up girl?" John said rolling his eyes. "I'll show you the proper way."

"I'm flattered," Keira said moving over as John came and sat beside her.

"Okay, it's pretty easy, but you have to do it the right way," John said. "Are you willing to do anything for the Gummi bears?"

"I guess so," Keira said confused.

"We'll start out with an easy question. Which one is your favorite color?"

"The red ones of course," Keira said and this time she rolled her eyes.

"Smart-ass," John said laughing.

"Better than being a dumbass," Keira said smartly.

Okay," John said picking a red one up. "Open your mouth."

"Should I be worried?" Keira asked.

"Just trust me," he said.

"Alright," Keira said and opened her mouth.

"Now, close your lips around it but don't bite," John said to her. Keira did what she was told. "Now close your eyes." Keira closed her eyes.

Then John leaned in, pushed the Gummi bear Keira's mouth with his tongue and continued to kiss her.

When John pulled away Keira was dazed.

"Are you okay?" John asked smiling.

"We've got to do that more often," Keira said licking her top lip. "Good Gummi bear."

"Best I've ever had," John said and gingerly kissed her cheek.

The two continued to eat and talk until close to midnight when the owner of the ice cream parlor wanted to close down for the night.

"Wow, it's really nice out here," Keira said as they stepped outside.

"So do you remember where you're staying tonight?" John asked half-joking.

"Yes," Keira said as John slowly laced his fingers through hers. "I should probably let you get some sleep."

"You don't have to," John said pulling her closer. "We can just hang out for a little while, see the sights."

"Maybe some other time," Keira said as they continued to walk. "I'm pretty tired myself and I didn't even have a match or anything tonight."

"God you're lazy," John said laughing.

"So where's your hotel?" Keira asked.

"At the end of the street," John replied. "And yours?"

"Same," she replied.

"Well then, I guess I'll walk you to your room," John said and opened the front door for her.

"Thank you," Keira said and walking past him.

"What floor are you on?"

"Six, you?"

"Nine," John said.

"I wonder if Trish is back yet," Keira said as they stopped at her room. She opened the door and looked around. "Trish?" There was no response. "I'll take that as a no. Do you wanna come in for a little while?"

"Actually I should probably get some sleep," John said. "I have a house show in St. Paul and you know me, hate to disappoint my fans."

"Yeah, you're quite the man," Keira said looking at him.

"I guess I'll see you tomorrow then," John said to her.

"You know it," Keira said smiling.

"Oh come here, you know you want more," John said smiling and pulled her into an inviting hug. Keira let out a gentle sigh and rested her head on John's chest.

John slowly pulled away and tilted Keira's chin. Then he kissed her again.

Keira was absolutely amazed by the kiss and was didn't want it to end when she felt John's lips leave her own.

"Bye," John said.

"Bye," Keira said gave him a little wave.

When the door closed Keira fell against it.

"That was such a beautiful kiss!" Trish screamed. "I wanna go out with him! He looks like such an incredible kisser!"

"Oh he is," Keira said walking to the bed.

"So what'd you two do?" Trish asked leaping onto the bed beside her. "C'mon! Tell me all about it!"

"Were you watching us the entire time?" Keira asked.

"I had to," Trish said. "For your own well being."

"Glad to see you take such an interest," Keira said.

Keira described her night with John and then the girls went to sleep so that they could attend their house show the next night.

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"Wake up!" Keira heard someone scream.

Then the entire room started to shake. Keira let out a piercing scream.

"Calm down," Trish said falling to her knees beside her. "It was only me jumping on the bed."

"I hate you," Keira said and slapped her arm playfully.

"Don't slap me," Trish said and grabbed Keira's wrists.

Keira attempted a number of reversals but none of them proved to be successful because her legs were completely tangled in the blanket. Finally Keira managed to get free and started slapping Trish in the face.

"Hey!" Keira said and stopped play fighting. "Where'd you get this?" She asked and held up Trish's arm.

"My cat," Trish said.

"Oh, I didn't do that?" Keira asked.

"Nope," Trish answered.

"Okay," Keira said and let go of her. "I'm gonna go and wash up."

Trish burst out into a fit of giggles.

"What's so funny?" Keira asked coming out of the bathroom in only a towel.

"We're just fighting and then all of a sudden you're all concerned," Trish said still not able to breathe properly. "You're like a freakin' schitzo."

"I think that your insulting me," Keira said to her.

"Me? Never," Trish said laughing.

"I'm going to wash up," Keira said laughing.

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"Hey Trish!" Keira screamed. "Black or red?" Keira didn't get a response. "Trish! Black or red?"

There was still no response so Keira left the bathroom and walked into the main area.

"Oh my God!" Keira screamed when only John was in the hotel room.

Keira grabbed at the towel, the only article of clothing that was covering her body.

"I'm so sorry," John said standing up.

"It's alright," Keira said shakily. "I'm going to go and uh…put some clothes on."

Keira quickly ran back to the bathroom and got dressed in an extremely short and body-hugging black mid-drift shirt with long sleeves and a white zigzag that went across and black pants that were as low as they could possibly go. She threw her hair up and quickly put some make-up on and went back into the main area.

"Sorry about that," Keira said. "I didn't know that Trish let you in."

"It's cool," John said looking at her. "I actually came by to see if you wanted to go to lunch before our plane leaves."

"Yeah, sure," Keira said. "Just let me get my purse."

"Women and their purses," John said rolling his eyes.

"Let's get going then," Keira said as they walked out of the hotel room.

"Not yet," John said and quickly pushed her back inside the room.

"What was that for?" Keira asked once she had gotten herself composed again.

"Keibler," John said. "If you don't want anyone to know about us then you don't want Keibler to know."

"Point taken," Keira said.

"I didn't mean to push you like that," John said and wrapped his arms Keira. Her heart started to race when she felt his hands on the small of her back. "Am I forgiven?"

"Yeah," Keira managed to say.

"What's wrong?" He asked as his hands began to explore her back.

Keira cleared her throat and looked at John.

"Nothing's wrong," Keira said touching his chest.

"Do you wanna get going then?" John asked.

"Sure," Keira said snapping out of her trance.

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"So tell me about what happened after the whole towel incident," Trish asked engrossed.

"Okay, we were gonna go out for lunch but when we started to leave the room Stacy was right there, he pushed me back into the room, and then he held me close…"

"And then…" Trish asked interjecting.

"Well, let me tell you, I'm sure glad that women cannot get hard-ons because that would've been exceedingly awkward," Keira stated.

"How?" Trish asked. "He only held you."

"His hands were so close to my ass that it wasn't even funny," Keira said. "I don't remember ever being that turned on. Not even around Randy."

"Wow, you really have the hotts for him," Trish said.

"Well what about you? You've gotta like someone," Keira said to her.

"There's actually two people," Trish said to her. "And I don't know which one I want."

"Two, huh?" Keira said looking around to see if anyone was listening. "Spill."

"You obviously know about Rob," Trish said.

"Rob, as in RVD?" Keira asked.

"Who the hell else?" Trish asked laughing. "But, the other one isn't so palpable."

"Can I take a few guesses?" Keira asked.

"Be my guest," Trish said.

"Is it Shawn Michaels?"

"Nope."

"That Davairi dude?"

"How low do you think I am?" Trish asked appalled.

"Just wanted to see your reaction," Keira said laughing. "Umm…Shelton?"

"Nopers."

"Is it Shannon Moore?"

Trish shook her head.

"Rey Rey?"

"Too short."

"Eddie?"

Trish make a vomiting gesture.

"I don't know, I give up," Keira said.

"Chris Jericho," Trish said taking a sip of her drink while Keira started choking on hers.

Once she got her choking over and done with she looked at Trish.

"But you two used to be official, you told me once that you couldn't stand his guts," Keira said.

"Well apparently I can't stand living without them either," Trish said. "There's just something about him, it makes me all tingly inside."

"And Rob?"

"Rob, he's like, a dream that I never knew existed," Trish said.

"I really don't know what to tell you," Keira said looking around. "Do what your heart wants."

"Think I'd get in trouble for bigamy?"

"I can almost guarantee that you would," Keira said.

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