What took a little while to get up. My bad. I didn't feel like writing it(see profile for more details)and if I would've forced it it would've came out sounding like crap. So as an apology to the faithfuls here's three in one night! Hope you guys like it!
Katie
Christmas With The Cena's
"So tired," Keira said as the car stopped.
"Well we're here," John said opening his door and getting out. He handed her the keys. "Go open the door, I'll be there in a second."
"Okay," Keira said still half asleep as she walked towards the door.
John was unloading things from the car when he remembered an important detail. He quickly ran towards Keira and he made it there just as she opened the door. He grabbed the huge Rottweiller just in time.
"Ya see information like that could have been useful before I opened the door," Keira said breathing heavily.
"Calm down," John said petting the dog.
Soon the dog became friendly jumping up and down.
"Go inside girl," John said scooting the dog inside.
"I ain't going in there," Keira said pointing towards the house.
"Then you can help unload," John said passing her bags.
Soon they were both walking towards the house. Once inside Keira looked around.
"Sweet," she said looking around. "I'm gonna come and live with you. I love this house already."
"Thank ya," John said playing with the dog who was obviously happy to see him.
"So who takes care of him when your gone?" Keira asked.
"My brothers come over and give her attention," John said.
"Awesome," Keira said. Then she looked at John. "How about we unpack later?"
"Why?" John asked. Keira gave him a sexy look. "Oh. Well then by all means."
He picked Keira up and he walked into the bedroom. The two stayed in the bedroom for hours before they fell asleep.
Keira woke up early that morning and found John still fast asleep. She quietly got dressed and left the bedroom.
Once outside the room the dog came running up to her happily.
"Well hi there," Keira said petting the dog's head. The dog ran around the corner and then came back with a toy in it's mouth. "You wanna play? Alright, we'll go outside and play."
So Keira took the dog outside. Every time she threw the toy the dog brought it back. She played with the dog for two hours before John walked out of the house.
"Hey!" Keira yelled as she laughed. "Come and play!"
John smiled at her as played in the snow with the dog.
"We're not going to wait forever!" Keira said.
The next day passed by quickly and before Keira knew it it was Christmas Eve.
"Are you almost ready?" John asked as he banged on the bathroom door. "We have to get going."
"One second!" Keira yelled.
She opened the door to the bathroom and John looked at her.
"Are you alright?" He asked concerned.
"Yeah," Keira said breathing deeply. "My stomach's just acting up."
"You're probably just nervous," John said kissing her head. "Want me to get you a 7 Up or anything?"
"No, I'm fine," Keira said then she motioned to herself. "What do ya think?"
John looked at her. She was wearing a stripped spaghetti strap tank top with long black slacks. Her hair was loose and wavy.
"Amazing," John said as he hugged her. "Just calm down. My family's nothing to worry about."
"Yeah, you can say that, I've never met them," Keira said as John helped her with her coat.
"You'll be fine," John said. "Let's go."
It was a long drive that seemed so short to Keira. Before she knew it John had pulled up to a normal looking house and was looking at her. She had just started to calm herself and they were there.
"Just have fun, no one, and I mean no one, will bug ya," he said as he opened the car door.
Keira took a deep breath and exited the car. He put his arm around Keira's shoulders and kissed her head one more time before he knocked on the door. The door opened and then everything happened so quickly.
There was a man who yelled to tell everyone that John was there and then four other men appeared. They were all so happy that they almost attacked John.
John pushed them all away from him and introduced them all to Keira. That's when she seemed to snap back into reality.
"John!" A woman yelled. "Get your little white ass into this kitchen and give your mother a hug!"
John looked at Keira and laughed. Keira shrugged and motioned for him to go but he took her by the hand and led her to the kitchen.
"Hi mom," John said happily as the woman hugged him. "How are you?"
"Better now that the final baby is home," she said and then she saw Keira. She looked at John almost in shock. "Oh my." Her voice was one of shock and disbelief. Keira looked cagily from John and back to his mother. "Aren't you just the prettiest little thing?" A smile spread across her face as she looked at Keira. "Come here and give me a hug."
Keira looked at John's mother and smiled as she was pulled into a hug.
"It's nice to meet you Mrs-"
"There is no need for such formalities," his mother said. "You can call me Carol and John's father we all just call him Senior because he's also a John."
"Okay," Keira said slowly laughing.
"So tell me about you Keira," Carol said working on dinner. "How old are you?"
"I am twenty-three at the moment," Keira said.
"I wish that I was that young again," Carol laughed. "Young people have so much fun."
"I'm too busy working to have fun," Keira laughed. "Your son is a handful."
"You don't have to tell that to me twice," Carol said. "I can only imagine the crazy pranks that this one tries to pull."
"We can stop talking about me now," John said trying to end the conversation.
"But we were just getting started," Keira whined.
"You can talk about things like this when I'm not around," John said putting his arm around Keira's shoulders.
"You can leave any time you want," Carol laughed.
"Are you gonna be okay here with her?" John asked.
"I'm pretty sure she's not gonna eat me," Keira said to John.
"Just making sure," John said. "I'll just be in the other room with my dad.
"No problem," Keira said as John kissed her temple.
"I'll see you later," he said leaving the room.
"You two seem happy together," Carol said.
"Yeah, your son is amazing," Keira said. "Although next time I try to get his attention I won't be getting hit so often."
Both women laughed.
"He's definitely the one with the charm though," Carol said. "When he was seven he was charming every girl that he could see."
"I bet," Keira replied.
"And you're very supportive of him out there," Carol said.
"Of course," Keira said. "I wouldn't be any other way."
"Who would like to say Grace?" Senior asked.
"Grace?" Boog asked. "Grace died forty years ago!"
Matt punched Boog. "Shut up and be respectful."
"Since when do we say Grace anyways?" Boog asked.
"We always say Grace when we have company over," Dan said.
"Oh, you don't have to do that on my account," Keira said. "I'm not religious."
"Are you sure?" Senior asked.
"Positive," Keira said. "But it was a nice gesture."
"Alright then everyone, dig in," Carol said to the boys.
To Keira's surprise they were all very polite, well with the exception of Boog.
"So, Keira, you're from New Hampshire?" Senior asked.
"Yes, Jackson, New Hampshire," Keira replied.
"And what does your family do?"
"We own Inns all over New Hampshire," Keira said.
"Very classy," John said. "I'm going to stay with her more often."
"Have fun," Keira said. "Because I'm not going back soon."
"I will," John said. "I'll have my little hot tub and I'll be fully content."
"So when are you two going back to the WWE?" Matt asked.
John looked at Keira.
"January second," Keira said to Matt but then looked at John. "You're so dependant."
"You don't seem to mind," John said.
"I didn't think I had a choice," Keira laughed.
"Oh Dan, did you tell John about your news?" Carol asked.
"No he didn't," John said looking at Dan. "What's up?"
"I got my football scholarship," Dan said happily.
"That's great man," John said happily.
"Congratulations," Keira said to him.
Carol and John Senior both looked so proud.
"Best football player in history," John said pointing at his brother.
Dan got a little embarrassed and turned a light shade of pink.
Christmas morning went as well as could be expected, full of comedy. But later on that day John went out to play football in the snow with his brothers and father and Keira and Carol had some more alone time.
"You should see the photo albums," Carol said bringing out numerous albums. "Get ready to laugh pretty hard.
"I'll do my best to prepare myself," Keira said as Carol opened the album.
They didn't even get to the second picture before Keira burst out laughing. The first two pictures in the album were of John walking around the house naked.
"That's when he was three years old," Carol said laughing. "Never wanted to have any clothes on."
"Then he hasn't changed," Keira said making herself and Carol laugh even harder.
"Who's this?" Keira asked pointing to the one picture.
"That is John, Matt and their cousin Marc. You'll meet him tonight, he's one of the many people that'll be coming over for dinner," Carol informed her. "He's a sweet boy, takes after John a lot."
Keira smiled at Carol. She had no idea that this visit would go this good. She thought that she would blow it as soon as she walked into the room.
"And this is one of all the boys playing football," Carol said. "It was raining that day but they insisted that they play football. So when they came in they were covered in mud and grass."
"Typical males," Keira laughed.
"Oh yeah," Carol laughed.
"I don't know how you did it Carol," Keira said. "I can barely keep one of your boys under control and you had five to take care of."
"Lots and lots of valium," Carol laughed.
They went through quite a few more albums before the one that held pictures of John in OVW. Again Keira was in fits of giggles. Right after Keira controlled herself John walked through the door and sent Keira into another fit.
"What's wrong with her?" John asked his mother who laughed at the confused expression on her son's face.
John looked on the table and saw the albums.
"Hey! That's not allowed," John said to his mother. "That's third bring home!"
"But it was so funny," Keira said hugging John. "You were such a cutie."
"Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want," John said holding her up. "I've got stories about you that'll make people's stomach's hurt."
"That's next time," Keira said starting to cry she was laughing so hard.
"Are you done yet?" John asked.
"One second," Keira said trying to regain her composure. She took a deep breath and then started again. "Okay, I'm good now," she said stifling her giggles.
"Good cause I wanna show you something," John said taking her hand and walking outside.
"But it's cold out there," Keira said. "I'm not even wearing a sweater!"
John took his sweater off and handed it to her.
"That's a good boy," Keira said as she put it one and John wrapped his arms around her.
"Close your eyes," he instructed.
"Why?"
"Just do it," he said leading her as she closed her eyes. "You're going to like this."
John opened a door and they stepped inside a small heated shack.
"Hold your hand open," John said to her. "And whatever you do do not drop it."
"Are you going to put something gross into my hands?" Keira asked.
"No," John said just hold them out.
"Fine," Keira said. "But if you put something in the least bit disgusting in my hands its going flying at you."
John made a face at her but then put something furry in her hands.
"Open your eyes," John said.
Keira slowly opened her eyes and found a small rabbit in her hands.
"It's adorable!" Keira said looking at the rabbit. "You never told me that your parents raised bunnies."
John looked at her making cute noises and faces at the rabbit. He smiled when she looked up and smiled at him. It had been weeks since he'd seen her this happy.
"What's it's name?" Keira asked.
"Whatever you want to name him," John said stroking the rabbit.
Keira looked at the furry creature. "It looks like a Tiki."
"Tiki?" John asked laughing.
"Yes, Tiki," Keira said. "You got a problem with it?"
"Nope," John said. "Whatever you like."
"Hi Tiki," Keira said to the rabbit as if she was talking to a baby.
Then the rabbit started to squirm.
"Take it, take it," Keira said passing it to John.
John laughed and took the rabbit as her as Matt walked into the shed.
"I'll take him from you," Matt said taking the rabbit from John. "I have to feed them anyways."
As soon as Matt took the rabbit though he released what he was trying to hold in all over Matt's hand.
Matt looked at John and Keira and then laughed.
"I think that he just released more than he weighs," Matt laughed. "You two can go in I'll clean this up."
"You sure?" John asked.
"Yeah, I'm sure," Matt said laughing.
Keira looked at herself in the mirror and was fairly pleased. She was wearing a light purple turtleneck and black pants. Her hair was up in a tight bun. Then the door bell rang and she looked at John.
"You've been doing fine," John said to her. "Everyone loves you. Calm down."
"I'm calm," Keira said taking John's hand and walking downstairs.
Over the next half an hour Keira was introduced to numerous people. Most of whom she didn't remember but there was one that stood out. John's cousin Marc. When she met him he got down on one knee and kissed her hand. At the beginning of dinner she had questions coming at her from every direction but eventually everyone got over the hype of having a new person for Christmas and started telling stories again.
Keira was listening to a story by aunt Theresa when she felt John's finger caress the side of her leg. She looked at him and smiled. He gave her a small kiss on the cheek and then held her hand.
The next day the boys went out with Marc, Carol and Senior went to visit aunt Millie at the retirement home, and John and Keira were supposed to go and find something to do but they decided to just stay in.
"How are you feeling?" John asked her as she sat down beside him.
"I'm fine," Keira said smiling. "Your family's awesome."
"Nice to see that your having a good time," John said and kissed her.
When he went to pull away Keira pulled him roughly towards herself. He fell on top of her and smiled.
"We haven't done this in almost three days," Keira said kissing him strongly. "I've missed you."
"I've missed you too," John said kissing her strongly.
Keira wrapped her legs around John's waist and John started kissing her neck. She started moaning loudly and John started to kiss her stronger. His hand slipped under her shirt and her breathing became deeper.
"John, stop," Keira said still breathing deeply.
"Why? What's wrong?" John asked.
"I don't want to do this in here," Keira said smiling.
"Where do you want to?" John asked her.
She gave him her wicked smile and raised her eyebrows.
"No," John said looking at her.
"I do stuff for you all the time," Keira said to him. "The least you could do is this."
He looked around and then got off of her.
"Alright," he said. "Let's do it."
Keira jumped into his arms and started kissing him. He didn't seem to mind too much. He held her tightly against him and walked to his parents' bedroom. He dropped her on the bed and she pulled him down on top of her. His hand slid up her skirt and removed her underwear first. Keira was surprised when he was already ready to go. He quickly threw his pants off and got on top of her. Once he was done he fell down beside her.
"Get a little excited?" Keira asked breathing deeply.
John looked at her and smiled.
"What?" She asked as he pulled her towards himself again.
He rolled her underneath him and rested most of his weight on her. He kissed her roughly and quickly threw her shirt off of her. He started kissing lower towards her breasts when he stopped and looked around.
"Don't stop," Keira moaned.
All thoughts that he had disappeared and he kissed her as hard as he could. But once again he heard a noise. He got up and put his pants back on. He opened the bedroom door and heard giggles. Then he saw his parents.
He quickly threw her shirt and underwear at her and pulled her into the closet.
"What are you-"
John put a finger to her lips and told her to shush. Seconds later John's parents were in the bedroom and kissing madly. Keira started to laugh when John's hand tightened around her mouth.
"Do not make a noise," John whispered.
Keira bit his finger.
Then the clothes started to fly everywhere and John saw something that most children do not ever want to see. His parents brought out a whip and his mother started to spank his father with it and then she made his father beg. When she thought that he had begged enough she let him take her on the vanity table.
John was dying of embarrassment and Keira was almost laughing. It seemed like forever before they got dressed and went downstairs.
Keira opened the closet and they both ran to John's room. They got dressed and then snuck out the back door.
They went to a fast food restaurant but John couldn't eat.
"Oh c'mon," Keira said. "Would it be better if they didn't love each other?"
He didn't say anything.
"Grow up," Keira said. "You act as if it's something totally irresponsible. We weren't supposed to be there remember?"
Still nothing.
"Okay," Keira was going to try a different reaction. "Your reaction is completely normal. No one wants to see their parents do that. But seriously John, it happened, get over it. It was actually quite funny."
"Funny?" John asked.
"Yeah," Keira laughed. "If that was my parents I would've bust a gut."
"I doubt it," John said.
That night dinner was pretty awkward. Keira was trying to keep a straight face whenever Carol or Senior talked but it was so hard and John was barely saying anything, which is always strange.
"Can I tell this awesome joke?" Boog asked.
"What is it about?" Senior asked.
"Nuns," Boog said proudly.
"I beg your pardon?" Carol said.
Keira couldn't help it anymore. She let a few giggles out. John hit her thigh and she stopped for his sake.
"No jokes," Carol said to Boog. Then Carol looked at John. "Did you hear about your cousin Mary?"
"No, I haven't," John said barely able to look at her.
"She's a missionary now," Carol said proudly.
Keira started to choke on her drink. When she contained herself she looked at John who was shooting daggers at her. She shrugged at him.
When dinner was over Keira went with the brothers to the living room and they started playing video games.
"I am going to beat you so bad," John said to Boog.
"Well I'll whip your ass," Boog said.
Keira finally burst out laughing. She looked at John and laughed even harder. He got up and left the room.
"Oh c'mon," Keira said through her laughing. "You'll find this funny one day!"
"What's wrong with him?" Matt asked.
Keira took a free deep breaths. "Don't tell him that I told you this but we were upstairs earlier today and we saw your parents going at it. And it was kinda kinky."
Boog, Matt and Dan all had shocked expressions on their faces.
"I would've laughed," Boog said looking around.
"Thank you," Keira said to him. "I guess I have to go and find that little one now. I'll see you guys later."
She walked upstairs and found John laying on the bed.
"Don't fret so much," Keira said rolling her eyes.
He didn't say anything to her.
"Alright," Keira said sitting down beside him. "No more laughing, or giggling or anything else that fits into that category."
"Seriously?" John asked.
"Yes," Keira said. "But only because I love you."
"I hope you know that I'm never going to do anything you want ever again," John said.
"Yeah, I kind of guessed that one," she said smiling. "Forgiven?"
"Forgiven," John said hugging her.
"You will find this amusing one day," Keira said.
The next day John and Keira were getting ready to leave. They had already said their goodbyes and were just walking to the car when something flew past Keira's face.
She turned and looked at John who had a funny look on his face.
"You retard," Keira said bending down and making a snow ball.
She threw it but John ducked out of the way. Before either of them knew it they were throwing snowballs like mad at each other. It wasn't until they were both completely exhausted did they stop.
