Absolute Confusion
"I don't wanna go back to work," Keira complained as they both laid in the hotel bed. "Go get us another vacation. Perhaps this time we can go on a cruise."
John laughed at her comment.
"It was just a suggestion," Keira said sitting up. "I call shower first."
"Have one, I'm not going to work today," John said rolling over.
"I think you are," Keira said as her phone started to ring. She picked it up. "Hello?"
"Well nice to see you still know how to use a phone," Trish said from the other line.
"I was on vacation," Keira said sitting down at the table. "How's it going?"
"I've been better," Trish said. "But I won't be able to come to work for two weeks."
"Why?" Keira asked throwing an empty water bottle at John.
"Personal stuff," Trish said.
"Are you pregnant?" Keira asked.
John's eyes shot open.
"No, I'm not pregnant," Trish said rolling her eyes. "I'm just a little sore from one of my matches. My back needs some healing time."
"Alright chicky," Keira said. "But when you do get pregnant I want to be the first to know."
"You won't know at all," Trish said happy to hear her best friend's voice again.
"I'll let you get back to your 'healing'," Keira said. "But that guy that you're trying to hide me from better be sexy."
Trish was a bit shocked. How would Keira know?
"It was a joke girl," Keira said still picking up random objects and throwing them at John.
"Whatever, I'll see in two weeks," Trish said. "Hit John for me."
"Will do," Keira said and hung up.
Trish rolled over in bed and looked at Chris.
"What?" She asked laughing.
"Taking two weeks off?" He asked.
"Why not?" Trish asked. "I need vacation time."
"Then I'm taking two weeks off," Chris said kissing her.
"I really don't want to go down there tonight," Keira said looking through the curtains. "Not when you're going against JBL."
"Well it's not going to do you any good to avoid him for the rest of your life," John said. "Especially when I'm going to beat his ass repeatedly to get that WWE championship."
"About after you beat him I go out there with you?" Keira asked.
"Nope," John said. "You're not going to get hurt."
"But his looks scare me," Keira said.
"You're going out there tonight because that's part of your contract," John said.
"Fine," Keira huffed.
She turned towards one of the TV's and watched what was going on. Stacy was bitching about how Randy hit her, whoop-dee-do. She looked around the rest of the backstage area. There was nothing all that interesting going on. Eventually she found John talking to Rey.
"You're up right away," she said to John.
"Correction, it's we," John said taking her hand.
"Thrills," Keira said moping.
"Remember baby, smile," John said as JBL's music ended.
Keira flipped him off.
"Your happy all the time," John said sarcastically.
Then the music started and an automatic smile came to Keira's face. No matter how mad she could be at John she was always so proud of him when the music started. The crowd went wild. Keira skipped to the ring and waited for John to hold the ring ropes open. Once he did she continued inside the ring. She stopped when she saw Orlando Jordan standing beside JBL.
"He's not going to touch you," John said as he held the ropes open for Keira to leave the ring.
She quickly flashed John a smile and then the match started. It didn't look too good in the beginning. Well actually it looked completely hopeless in the beginning. John was plainly getting his ass handed to him. But then things started to turn around. John was building up momentum. The punches were coming faster and the crowd was getting louder. But when John went for the 5-Knuckle Shuffle Orlando Jordan hooked his foot from the outside.
Keira started shouting at the referee but he didn't pay attention to her he was too busy talking to Orlando. While the referee wasn't looking JBL pulled a pair of brass knuckles from his shorts and when John turned around he got it right in the fore-head. Keira cringed in pain because she knew it was the only thing she could do. When JBL went to pin John Keira started slamming her fists on the mat to try to convince the referee but he didn't care. He counted the one-two-three and the match belonged to JBL.
They left the ring once they were done celebrating and Keira ran to John's aid. It wasn't long before JBL saw her in the ring. He walked back into the ring and surprised Keira from behind. She let out a scream and fell onto her backside.
JBL just smiled at her and laughed while Orlando Jordan waited outside the ring. He picked her up by her arms and looked at her while she begged him not to touch her.
He punched her stiffly in her midsection which immediately doubled her over. He continued to punch and kick her while she lied there lifelessly.
Then he looked at John and laughed. He picked Keira up and started to lift her into a power bomb but he stopped and threw her back into the turnbuckle.
He was about to pick her up again when he heard a loud crashing noise. He turned to see what Orlando was doing but only saw Randy Orton who was already in the ring. He tried to run from the ring but it was too late. Randy hit JBL in the head with the chair and quickly got an RKO. After the RKO he quickly turned his attention to Keira who didn't look too good.
Randy kneeled down beside her, took her hand in his and touched her face. He gently moved her to the edge of the ring, jumped out of the ring and picked her up.
The crowd was completely confused as was everyone in the locker room.