Disclaimer: Belongs to JK Rowling, just mucking around.

What's A Girl To Do?

Chapter Five – Perves and Dresses

After composing herself somewhat, Hermione realised it was time to go to the Weasley's for the weekly Sunday lunch. Without any time left to change she apparated straight to the front porch of the Burrow.

She knocked on the door, and could hear the many shouts from inside.

"Get the door someone…George get the door…Ron you get the door…Make Percy get the door – nearly got him beat…I'll get the bloody door…Ginerva language…sorry mum…"

The door was flung upon, and there stood Ginny, "Hey Hermione…well?"

She gave her a quick nod, "All set for tomorrow night."

Both girls started sporting identical Cheshire grins.

"God Gin, let her in. You're letting all the hot air out." Ron called out from position by the fire, where it looked like once again he was beating Harry at chess.

"Hey everybody," Hermione greeted while taking off her travelling cloak.

The many Weasley's and their partners were gathered in the lounge. While Molly was still in the kitchen putting the final touches on what was sure to be another superb lunch. Bill was there with his wife and their young son who had just celebrated his second birthday. George was there with Seamus, it was still a bit of a shock – but George was happy so that was all that mattered. Of course Ron was there, but no flavour of the week on his arm, so she could only imagine what had gone wrong with the latest. Harry was there as well, but soon he would be officially part of the family, for he and Ginny were getting married next month. Percy was still single, served him right the slimy git.

The only Weasleys that weren't their were, Fred and Charlie. Fred was still in the US working on their shops and Charlie had gone back to Romania after the war to keep working with the dragons. Both would be in town next month for the wedding.

Ginny dragged her over to the corner, for what she liked to call her 'juicy girly gossip sessions'. "So, I want details and lots of them." She had no chance of hiding the eager expression that was all over her face.

"Well when I first got there it was a bit awkward, I think he could feel it too. He found an excuse to leave the room pretty quick."

"Why did he leave?"

"He went and made us some tea. I was so nervous Gin, but I decided to come straight out with it. So I asked him what he was doing tomorrow night, when he said nothing I asked if he wanted to come to dinner."

"Well…what did he say? Oh what you already told me, he said yes." Smacking herself on the forehead.

"I left no long after that, but I did kiss him before I left…"

"WHAT!" Ginny spat out.

"On the cheek of course…but before I left he did the same."

"Ooooh this is sooo perfect, you too will look great together and your kids will be gorgeous…" Hermione could see that Ginny was speedily heading into fantasyland. Filled with butterflies and snow-white unicorns.

"Slow down Gin, we haven't even been out to dinner yet. I was thinking I might wear that purple dress, you remember it? I got it for my cousins wedding and she ended up doing a runner, remember?"

Thinking about, "Oh I remember that one, it's gorgeous. It will be perfect." Nodding her head thoughtfully.

Hermione suddenly got the prickly sensation, like someone was watching her. "Gin?"

"Yeah?"

"What are the boys doing?"

Looking discretely over Hermiones shoulder, "Oh my god, they are so checking out your bum. You're still wearing your sexy jeans." Scoffing. Muttering under her breath, "Perverts, even George and Seamus were catching a look."

Hermione was feeling in a good mood today, so decide to do something a little wicked. Giving Ginny a wink, while undoing her watch clasp.

"Oh, would you look at that, my watch fell clean off." Bending over to pick it up, providing the boys with a perfect view of her arse.

Ginny had a twinkle in her eye, "Nasty girl." Without a trace of malice.

Deciding to take advantage of this mood, "Let's go join them." When she turned around the boys quickly turned back to the chess game.

Walking over and sitting beside Harry on the couch facing the rest of them. They were all camped behind Ron, watching the chess master work.

"Harry, " She began, leaning over. "Why don't you try to move this one, to here?" Now any other day this wouldn't have been entirely accidently, but today she had just given the boys a glimpse down her low cut top.

Sitting back up, "Oh, that won't work. Sorry Harry," Looking up at the other boys, who were all in a state of shock. "What's wrong boys, you all look a bit out of it?"

Ginny and Fleur were in silent giggles, as the boys stammered out illegible excuses.

"LUNCH!" Everyone went on mass to the dining area.

"Draco's bringing out your evil side Hermione." Ginny whispered in her ear.

"I know isn't it wonderful."

God – she's even got the smirk. We're in big trouble. Ginny thought as she sat beside Harry.