"I Do"

Chapter 4

Extra Credit

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Shinji slowly returned to the waking world. It had been a strange night. He had had this weird dream where him and Rei were actually married and shared a passionate night together. Yeah, like my life would ever be like that.

A dainty arm coming across his chest and latching on to him dispelled that thought.

Slowly, almost as if he was about to see the devil himself, Shinji lowered his gaze, following the path of the arm, until he found the blue haired girl it was attached to.

His mind reeled at the sight, spinning into an infinite loop. I'm so dead! Mustn't run away! I'm so dead! Mustn't run away! I'm so dead! Mustn't run away! I'm so dead! Mustn't run away!

Finally, his brain couldn't stand it anymore, silencing the runaway train of thought. This of course, allowed a small voice, often ignored by Shinji, to speak. It was the voice of confidence, and happiness. I had sex!

All other trains of thought stopped at that thought. Soon, neurons were firing rapidly, as the new thought just didn't compute correctly. He had sex? But he was Shinji Ikari: The Universe's Bitch. Having sex with a cute girl would violate that natural law; it would create the end of the universe. His life was about pain, and yet...

I had a night of wild sex with Rei!

Of course, anyone who truly knows him knows that Shinji had always been conditioned to find the raging meteorite that had yet to come through the silver lining of the cloud.

Oh, this'll cost me. I'm a dead man now.

His mind suddenly became creating images of a deranged Asuka holding a butcher's knife above his prostrate form, Rei in the background crying about how he took advantage of her.

It was safe to say that the true memory of what had occurred last night was obscured by the visions of Hell on Earth.

Unconsciously, he ended up hugging Rei a little closer to him, still not having realized that his arm was around her nude form. Reality fell upon him as he heard her speak, though it was a tired mumble.

"Not again, Anata. I'm too tired. Go to sleep."

He nearly fell into a panic at hearing those words, his mind decided; however, to simply settle for passing out.

Rei sighed as she felt the hot waters of the tub envelop her. Despite the sleep, she had woken up tired, sore, and thoroughly exhausted. Anata was...active. I did not expect that level of participation, or his...ability to adapt.

Rei found herself smiling as large as her face could allow; both from the memory what they did last night, and the relaxing embrace of the tub.

As she left the bathroom, she noticed the soreness was lessened, but the hot bath had done nothing for her tiredness and exhaustion. She had not received much sleep last night, as Shinji continued longer than what her research with female NERV personnel had suggested. Shinji did not turn out to be a "minute-man", a "one hit wonder", or a "disappointment that would sever any desire for the male gender".

As it stood now, she was tired enough to want to call off from school, but the teacher had informed them that he would expect a preliminary report about their project today. I will sleep in class. The information he covers is irrelevant to any future plans for me or Anata. It was the smells coming from the kitchen that confirmed how hungry she was. The smell of frying meat—a smell that normally would make her slightly queasy—now had her mouth watering. "Is breakfast ready, Anata?"

She took in the sights before her in the kitchen. Misato was passed out on the breakfast table, a half full beer can in her hand, loud snores emanating from her mouth. PenPen was on the floor, a beer can perched on his beak, occasionally opening an eye to see what was going on, before emitting a weak squawk and appearing to go back to sleep.

Shinji jumped in surprise however, before stuttering a large apology and resuming his breakfast preparations.

Rei smiled, but refrained from assisting him in cooking, preferring to start the massive clean up job that Misato had made necessary with her penguin drinking games. As Rei tossed another can in the large trash bag after empting what little had remained in it down the drain, she found herself amazed. The amount the Major has consumed is phenomenal. Should she not be dead?

As she finished wiping down what she could of the table, Shinji brought over the plates and bowls of breakfast food and sat them down. He felt Rei take the seat beside him, but was more astounded as she had taken a huge portion of food—including meat—and was currently consuming it in a way many far more expected from a starving man than the vegetarian pilot. "Um, Rei...you're eating meat."

She smiled at him, which seemed to throw him into a large state of shock. "You were more active last night than my studies suggested. I believe that today, I will consume meat." As Shinji appeared to be preparing for another stuttering session with apologies, Rei silenced him by placing her fingers to his lips. "I enjoyed last night, Anata. It was...pleasurable and interesting."

Before Shinji could respond, the front door opened, revealing an enraged Asuka. She stormed past the kitchen, loudly arguing with no one as she stormed into her room, gathered her bathing supplies, and entered the bathroom, slamming the door shut.

Shinji decided discretion was the better part of valor. "Uh, maybe we shouldn't be here when she comes out."

Rei nodded. "I agree."

When Asuka came out of the bathroom, she found a plate set for her on the table, the couple gone, and PenPen slowly coming to and wondering where his salmon was.

As class was called to attention and role taken, Rei appeared to grow upset as her name was still listed as Ayanami. I will need to inform the school of my new marriage status.

Finally, the teacher entered, and noticed something odd. "Mr. Aida, please remove those sunglasses."

Quietly, the boy did so, revealing a massive black eye.

Asuka soon found herself the focus of everyone's attention. "Ms. Souryu, you will lose points for spousal abuse."

"HE WAS BEING PERVERTED!"

"Ms. Souryu, be quiet. I want no sound from you! Now, Mr. Aida, please inform me of how this happened."

Kensuke gulped audibly, but decided an A was not worth what Asuka would do to him after class anyway. "Um, I was showing her the lone movie from the Gundam Muyo! series, when we fell asleep. Well, we woke up...and she was hugging me—"

Asuka made a mad leap across the classroom, arms poised to deliver a blow to Kensuke, before the teacher plucked her out of the air, holding her by the back of her shirt. "Ms. Souryu, I expected an Eva pilot to be able to follow a simple order like be quiet. But I guess I should see if we can get you transferred to Mr. Hino's class."

Everyone in the classroom shook at the mention of that name. Mr. Hino had what were politically referred to as "special" children. The rest of the world referred to them as future psychos. The children were mal tempered, abusive, angry, anti-social...

Come to think of it, most of the students were now wondering why Asuka wasn't in it already.

"Now, Mr. Aida, please continue. Ms. Souryu, one more word, and you will be in Mr. Hino's class from now on."

Kensuke looked back at Asuka, who was giving a death glare and appearing fearful at the same time. "Well, I woke up first, and tried to get away because I knew she'd kill me if she woke up first." Asuka appeared to get ready to say something, but a glance from the teacher shut her up. "Anyway, I guess my movement woke her up. The next thing I knew, I was on the receiving end of a right hook."

"Very well, Ms. Souryu, your turn."

"The pervert was fondling my young body."

The teacher pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to fight the urge to scream. This is not Nerima. I can handle weird students without acting like the ones at Furinkan. "Okay, the two of you will meet me in my office after school for some marriage counseling. There will be no accepted excuses. Ms. Souryu, should Mr. Aida come to class once more with any sort of physical injuries, I will fail you for this assignment."

"But—"

"Ms. Souryu! I do not care how things may have been where you came from. I don't give a rat's ass if you are a pilot for NERV. But I will not have a student running amuck and attacking her fellow students simply because she has the social control of a two-year-old. Now you will shut up, sit down, and act like a civilized human, or so help me, I will find a class worse than Mr. Hino's and have you transferred to that. Do I make myself clear?"

Asuka grumbled and sat down, but the answer was insufficient for the teacher. "Ms. Souryu. I did not clearly hear your answer."

"YES!"

He clapped his hands. "Good, see, people can learn." He made his way back to his desk. "Now, let us see how some of the other marriages are going. Mr. Ikari, Ms. Ayanami, how goes your marriage so far?"

Shinji immediately crouched into the fetal position, knowing that no force—short of Third Impact—would stop Rei from saying what the universe would dictate she needed to say. And here comes the meteorite.

"I have acquired a marriage certificate, we have set up residence within Shinji-kun's apartment, as it is safer and maintained much better than my old one. We have not had a chance to discuss much about children or future job prospects, but we are confident we will be ready when it comes time to plan our future past high school."

Shinji blinked. She hadn't said—

"Also, we consummated our marriage last night. Anata was very active." Everything fell silent. "May I be excused? I wish to return to our apartment and catch up on the sleep I missed last night."

Shinji tried to force himself into a smaller ball.

The teacher nodded, knowing that this had to be some dream. Yes, his roommate had spiked the water again, and he was hallucinating.

Rei stood up and moved over to Shinji. "Anata, you will come as well. I know you are not fully rested, and we do have sync tests at four."

Shinji weakly stood up and followed Rei, looking more like a condemned prisoner than a happily married man.

The teacher sat at his desk again after shutting the door. He reached into an open drawer and pulled out a bottle of liquor, a shot glass, and a loaded pistol. "Open your history text books and read pages one through 400. The first one of you that asks about what had just happened, I will shoot you. Now, begin."

Omake by K+M 4ever:

"Mr. Ikari, and Miss Ayanami, will you tell what has happened so far?" said the teacher.

Shinji just started sliding underneath his desk and curled up into a ball then Rei stood up and said.

"We have officially made this marriage legal, and I have moved into Anata's apartment for more stability, because I don't think my old house would have been able to take mine and Anata's love making."

Shinji hearing this started whimpering and rolling back and forth

"I am dead!" was the last thing Shinji said before he was pulled up by Rei and heard her resume her discussion.

"I and Anata haven't had enough time to learn new techniques. May we be excused?" said Rei, smiling very devilishly. Shinji's face went pale at that comment.

"OH NO! PLEASE, TEACHER, LET ME STAY HERE? PLEASE!" said Shinji, pleading with his teacher

But his teacher just smiled and said

"Fine, fine. Now, let's get started on history. Everyone, open your book to page 400." Then loud noises where heard as Shinji screamed for Rei to let him go as she dragged him back home.

"What I said is final, Anata. I want to learn new things."

Omake from Shinji the Good Sharer:

Kensuke was scared, he was horrified, and he knew he was going to have a run in with section 2. He looked at the marriage certificate then to his new "wife" and started sobbing. Mr. Hino had been chosen to give the counseling. "Why? Why would you do this to me?"

Mr. Hino smiled coldly through his goatee and horns while holding his pitchfork. "Well it worked for Ayanami and Ikari, who knows she might take up drinking and you could actually get something OTHER than a kick to the balls as a form of sex."

Asuka only fumed more as Kensuke curled up into a little ball and sobbed in horror.

Omake by Lord Raa:

An exhausted looking Shinji sat slumped at his desk.

"Yo, Shin-man, what happened to you?" Touji asked as he walked up to the pilot with his bruised friend.

"What happened to Kensuke? He looks like asked Ryoga Hibiki for a BLT," Shinji said in a tired voice.

"The Devil," the standing boys replied in unison.

"Ah."

"So why do you look so knackered?"

"Rei," Shinji replied with a sigh.

"Well what did she do? She making you tidy up the apartment?" asked Kensuke.

"Yeah, but that's not a problem," Shinji yawned. "She got drunk with Misato last night and they demanded that I show them a good time as it was part of my husbandly duties."

"You did it with Misato AND Rei?" the class perverts shouted, drawing the teacher's attention.

"Did I hear that correctly, Ikari-kun?" the teacher asked, standing up from behind his desk. "Did you indeed engage in sexual relations with both Miss Katsuragi and Miss Ayanami at the same time?"

"Y-yes," Shinji gulped nervously as he felt the entire class's attention on him. "Did I fail in the assignment?"

"Not at all," the teacher shook his head. "You and Miss Ayanami have both acquired enough credit to pass this assignment."

"Why?" Shinji asked confused.

"Because, Ikari-kun," the teacher smiled, "you managed to convince your wife to participate in a threesome with another beautiful woman. The common man has dreamt of such things for throughout the ages and Mrs. And more often then not been on the receiving end of unpleasantness at the hands of his missus. In fact I heard a story that a young man in Nerima was hit by a mallet when he suggested this. That is why you pass."

Omake by ShadowBakaSama:

"Ah, Ms. Souryu, Mr. Aida, I've been thinking about your marriage problems."

"So you've decided to let me get a divorce?" Asuka asks.

"No, I've studied the situation and decided that a reversal of roles might solve your problems. So I've acquired a few things to help you out tonight." The teacher hands Kensuke a packet of powder and gives Asuka a similar packet and a box of condoms.

"These are Instant Jusenkyo powders. I want you to use then tonight after you have your baths, just mix with cold water and dump them over your heads and no using hot water until morning."

"Uhm, Sensei, just what are these supposed to do? And why did you give the condoms to Asuka?"

"Well, since Ms. Souryu seems to be the more dominant and forceful partner in your marriage, it might be better if she wore the pants in the family, as it were. It will be self-explanatory after you use the packets tonight."

Later...

Asuka and Kensuke stand facing each other, in bathrobes, each with a glass of water in their hands.

"All right! Let's get this over with!" Asuka growls.

"Yeah, he said if we do this he'll give us a passing grade. So here goes."

#Splash# #Splash#

"Ahhh! It's gone! It's Gone!"
"Arrggh! What is this thing?"

Kensuke pulls open her robe and exposes her breasts then reaches down and feels for something between her legs.

Asuka-kun looks at Kensuke-chan and feels something unfamiliar getting larger and stiffening and looks down to see his robe tenting out from his crotch, then smiles and grabs the box of condoms in one hand and Kensuke's robe in the other and starts towards the bedroom.

"No! No! This can't be happening!"

"Come on! You're my bitch tonight!"