1The Championship Couple
(A John Cena/Jessica Simpson story)
John Cena was talking with the Big Show when Vince came to talk to John.
Vince: Can I speak with you for a second, John?
John: Sure. What is it?
Vince: Well I know your doing a great job as champion.
John: You wanna trade me? How could you?
Vince: No. You know that Edge has Lita, Booker has Sharmell.
John: Yeah.
Vince: I hired someone as your on-screen girlfriend.
John: Is she hot?
Vince: Hot as hell.
John: When can I meet her?
Vince: When we go over the script tonight. She'll be arriving then
John: Okay.
Jessica: Ash, what do you think of this outfit? Too much?
(Jessica is wearing a strapless black shirt with faded jeans and a white purse)
Ashlee: It's perfect. You want to dress to impress right?
Jessica: What should I do with my hair? Up? Down?
Ashlee: Down. Let people see how naturally beautiful u r.
Jessica: Okay. Let's go.
(Driving to RAW arena for that night)
Vince: Okay. I have gathered you all here because we someone new coming on to the show tonight.
Big Show: Is it a celebrity?
Vince: Yes. She is a celebrity.
John: Who?
Vince: Hold on. She will play John Cena's love interest. Tonight, she'll participate in the bra and Panties match. She'll come out last and win automatically. All of the girls tart attacking her. John comes out and saves her. They stare at each. Then leave. She also has some backstage stuff too.
John: When are we going to meet her?
Vince: She'll be arriving momentarily.
Jessica: Turn left onto Lopez Avenue. Then right onto Billboard Plaza. Then make a left and we're there.
Driver: You got it, Miss.
Jessica: Thanks.
John: I wonder who it could be?
The taxi pulled up to the building and she got up. She got $100 out of her purse
Jessica: Here you go sir.
Driver; Thank you, Thank you.
Jessica: Don't mention it.
Jessica walks into the RAW arena
Jessica (to secretary): Hi I am Jessica Simpson. Where can I talk to Vince?
Secretary: Down the hallway, to your left
Jessica: Thank you.
Jessica put her sunglass on and knocks on the door.
John: This must be her.
Vince: This is her.
In comes Jessica Simpson.
Vince: Everyone, this multi platinum singer, Jessica Simpson
Jessica: Howdy
Vince: I'd like to introduce you to every wrestler. Here is Viscera, the world's largest love machine,...
Viscera: You know it. Hey Jessica.
Jessica: Hi.
Vince: Here is Big Show, Shawn Michaels, and Trish Stratus. The rest are some where else. Now the last person is going to play your love interest. Here is John Cena. I'll take the two of you in my office now.
Jessica: Okay.
In Vince's office
Vince; let me tell you what's going on. You'll participate in a bra and Panties match.You'll come out last and win automatically. All of the girls start attacking her. John comes out and saves you. They stare at each. Then leave. You'll also have some backstage stuff too.
Jessica: So there is no script?
Vince: Nope. There is only ad-libbing.
Jessica: okay.
Vince: Now I want you and Mr. Cena over here to get to know one another.
Jessica: Okay. Sure
What will happen next?
Find out.