"I Do"

Chapter 11

Come to Daddy

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A shiver...

A very strong and frightening shiver...

Shinji looked around the stall. "I sense a great danger approaching."

"Shinji, is that you?"

He gulped. He had revealed himself. "Ms. Maya?"

"Yes, now what are you doing in the women's restroom?"

Normally, Shinji would have run away at being discovered in the women's restroom. However, he had more frightening things to hide from: like a redhead out to rape him, or a wife who seemed to be under the spell of finding everyone a marriage partner. "Um...hiding from Asuka, Misato, and Rei."

The sound of the toilet next to him flushing was a little unnerving, but so was having a conversation with a woman not currently trying to bed him.

In Misato's case, he wasn't sure if that applied. But if Asuka was taking an interest in him, who was he to discount the possibility.

"Shinji, come out of the stall so we can talk?"

He shook his head, at least glad he could hear her washing her hands. "No way! If I come out, they'll get me. They'll never think to look for me here."

Maya was about to rebuke his statement, when the speakers in the restroom began playing the Theme from Jaws.

Shinji immediately paled, looking around for an escape. Casting his eyes towards the ceiling, he saw his escape: an air vent. He knew they were dirty, unsafe, and dangerous.

They also had safety. He could get lost in them for days, pop out somewhere, and make a run for the exit.

He made his leap, just as the Theme music was beginning to speed up. As he began to pull himself into the vents, despite Maya's requests that he stop, the door burst open. "WHERE IS THE BAKA?"

Maya looked up towards the now unobstructed air vent. "My, he runs quickly."

Asuka stared. "Damn, he's a runner!" She jumped off the sink, causing the basin to crack, but still provide her the footing she needed to catch the rim of the air vent, following Shinji into the system. "COME BACK HERE BAKA SO I CAN CLAIM YOU!"

Maya just blinked, looking at the destroyed door and the now cracked sink. "Maybe I should go find Sempai."

Dr. Ritsuko Akagi was currently on the best trip of her life, swearing she would keep her new supplier. "The colors... The colors..."

Hearing a noise, and apparently still being coherent enough to follow it, she looked up towards the air vent in the ceiling. First, she saw a blue blur, chanting, "Must run away! Must run away!" This was followed by a red blur, moving slightly quicker.

The great mind of Dr. Akagi took one look at this, and came to a simple conclusion. "I'm hungry."

So, she left with her Rasta hat on.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your point of view, that was all she had on at the time.

So when Maya found her to give her the warning that Shinji was once more under attack by the horny red devil, Maya immediately passed out from a nose bleed.

Ritsuko saw this, and fell down crying, pulling the head of Maya to her chest and singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot", as she rocked her friend.

Maya didn't recover for quite some time.

Shinji stopped at an intersection in the vents to catch his breath. I lost her! He turned to look behind him, seeing nothing.

And thus, he missed the red shadow that crossed the intersection ahead of him.

Thinking he heard something, he looked forward, and thus missed the same red blur behind him.

Shinji gulped. He had seen a movie like this before. I don't wanna die!

He was once again in a catch-22. If Asuka caught him and had her way with him—which could very well kill him afterwards like a preying mantis—then Rei would kill him for being unfaithful. If he didn't submit to Asuka, then she would kill him.

Once again, he was wondering why he couldn't have normal problems like other kids his age. He should be worried about bullies, asking out girls, getting his driver's license.

He had the problems of nightmares: would he survive the next Angel attack, would his wife demand more sex from him, would Asuka rape him the next chance she got, would Dr. Akagi dress up in that sexy nurse's outfit and cackle about needing more "samples" from him.

Oh, for a normal life...

Reaching to his side, he picked up his weapon again: a roll of Grade F single ply toilet paper—the best for NERV—and began to move forward.

"Shinnnnnnnnnnjiiiiiii!"

He turned, looking around rapidly for the voice. She was toying with him. He picked up his pace, desperately trying to get lost in the vents.

"You can run, baka, but I will claim my prize."

He picked up his pace again; nearly running in a crouched position the vents forced him into.

"And unlike the doll, I won't be passing out. I will outlast you!"

Shinji ran like the devil himself...um, herself, was after him.

Finally, his lungs gave out, and he collapsed to the floor of the vent, breathing in as fast as he could, desperate to get his muscles working. He had to run, had to keep away, had to find out why Asuka was so determined to have her way with him.

Then he stopped, he recognized what was going on: he was in a horror movie!

So, he went over the rules to survive a horror movie.

The first rule was a virgin always survives.

SHIT!

Unfortunately, Shinji was not even close to being a virgin anymore.

Now, he knew that was a bad thing. The teachers at school were right: sex kills.

As he heard a noise behind him, he made certain to stare forward. In the movies, if they looked behind them, they would see nothing, and then turn forward to be hit by the killer.

Gulping loudly, he threw the toilet paper roll behind him and slowly moved forward. As long as I don't look behind me, I'll live.

Unfortunately, he forgot the other rules. One of these states that the killer also likes to attack from behind a corner. "GOTCHA!"

"AHH!"

He was soon flat on his back, a redheaded girl in an equally red plug suit on top of him, pinning him to the bottom of the vent, the light coming in just enough to give her face the equally malevolent appearance. "Asuka, I'm married!"

She smiled, lowering her face closer to his so he could smell her breath. "Shinji, you seem to think you are correct. I'll prove to you that I'm the real girl for you." I won't lose to the doll!

As she began to give him a deep kiss, Shinji struggled as best as he could, desperately trying to get away.

It worked in a way, as he felt the vent shaft shift ahead of him, breaking and causing the couple to slide out, onto a hard bed.

Well, to be honest, it wasn't so much the bed that was hard, as the guy who had the full body cast who had spent the past two weeks watching children's anime and shows that have nearly crippled his mind. Suffice to say; those bones were going to need some more time.

Asuka looked up as they landed, seeing the wide and teary eyes of the Commander, before lowering her gaze to the stunned Shinji. "Well, baka, even your dad has been moved to tears. Told you he would rather see us together than you and the doll."

As she once again returned to giving Shinji a dental exam with her tongue, she failed to notice the sounds of panic coming closer to their position.

Gendo didn't care, however, as they had blocked the TV from showing him anymore Sailor Moon episodes.

Rei was wondering if somehow, her luck had all been Asuka's fault.

After being stuck on the elevator, as well as the emergency call disabled, she contacted Section 2 via her cell phone. Fortunately, they had become much better at following and protecting the pilots than they had been a week ago, when the Second Child had tried to steal her husband. As such, they had responded quickly to reactivating the elevator, as well as personally delivering the marriage certificate for Misato and Kaji to the records office.

She would leave it up to them whose last name they took.

But now, she was trying to track down her husband's location. Section 2 could only follow him inside the NERV corridors and rooms. Since he had escaped into the ventilation system with the Second Child hot on his heels, he could literally be anywhere.

"ASUKA SOHRYU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Rei blinked. That had felt...good.

Taking a deep breath, she closed her eyes. I will have to use abilities of my Angel side to locate Anata before...she...finds him. Concentrating, she traced his soul in NERV, finding it two levels down, near the medical wing.

Sensing his fear, she made haste towards the area. She had also sensed Asuka near him, and knew that the Second Child would overwhelm the innocence of her husband.

Before long, she felt her husband's position change again, indicating he had exited the ventilation system. What was a worse shock was the fact that not only was Asuka very close to Shinji, but she was enveloping him in such a way, Rei knew immediately that the Second Child was once again trying to have intercourse with Shinji.

As Rei's temper rose, so did her AT Field, cracking the walls in several places. Her husband was being taken advantage of by another woman, who was intent on stealing him for her own.

This could not be allowed. So with a battle cry, Rei ran towards the room holding the slut and her innocent beau.

"ASUKA, PREPARE TO DIE!"

Lieutenant Technician Kasumi Ono sat in the Tokyo-3 airport terminal, waiting for the arrival of her sister and brother-in-law. It had been a few months since their last visit, and she had only been able to visit them when she accompanied Misato on her trip to Tokyo-2 to see the new mecha series that was to replace the EVAs.

But now she had other things to discuss. When Nabiki had told her that they had housed a time traveler at one point, Kasumi had thought that her sister was just showing the kindness that her husband was often accredited for having.

Instead, she had found out that apparently, something else had happened. Curious about Asuka's appearance, as well as her mother having the same name as this time traveler, Kasumi had performed a quick paternal DNA test.

Confronted with the evidence, Ranma and Nabiki had admitted to having sexual relations with that woman. What more, they were surprised that Ranma was actually a father.

Well, Kasumi guessed she could forgive Ranma for not being there for his daughter. She hadn't even met him yet when Asuka was born.

"Hey, Kasumi!"

She looked up to see her two guests. "Hello, Ranma-kun, Nabiki-chan!"

As Kasumi drove them into town, Ranma and Nabiki sat in the back, going over the information on Asuka Langley Sohryu.

Ranma whistled. "Damn, she's a dead ringer for my girl form." He had to smile. "I bet she's just like her mother: shy, demure, kind to all people."

Kasumi tried to keep a straight face as well as stay on the road. Tofu had warned her about driving like Misato again.

Nabiki shook her head. "Shame about Kyoko falling apart like that. She must've ended up being exposed to some chemicals that warped her mind. Glad she was able to keep herself from physically harming Asuka." She turned towards the front. "So what now?"

"Well, I set you two up with the apartment next door to Asuka. Seems like a lot of people are leaving town for some reason. Maybe if the Angels and the EVAs didn't play so rough... Anyway, I've set Nabiki up working in the accounting office, and Ranma-kun is a security trainer."

Ranma blinked. "Well, if that story you told me about them getting in through the vents is true, this place has more holes than Pop's underwear."

Nabiki smacked the back of his head. She was hoping to have a kid soon, and comments like that really put a crimp in the mood. "Anyway, while we're in town, we can visit your cousin, Kaji."

"Oh, he's your cousin, Ranma-kun?" She knew who Kaji was. There wasn't a girl in NERV aside from the female pilots who Kaji hadn't hit on.

She didn't approve of his methods, her being a married woman and all. Anyway, the doctors had assured her that he'd eventually pass that vibrating egg.

But to be Ranma's cousin? Well, there was the whole "manliness" craze of Nodoka's, so it made sense in a weird way.

"Yeah, on Mom's side. He's supposed to be a government employee or something like that. According to Mom, he's a perfect gentleman.

"Hey, Kasumi, eyes on the road!"

She avoided running down a jogger. Well, that near miss would definitely elevate his heart rate.

Shaking her head, she continued talking to them. "Anyway, they should be heading home in an hour or so, so we should have you guys ready. As soon as we arrive, I'll call Misato and let her know that you are here. Oh, maybe we should get some supplies for a party!"

Nabiki shook her head. "Kasumi, after we tell her the truth of her origins, I think we'll need liquor, hard, and plenty of it.

Kasumi just smiled. This was turning into one of those rare occasions where being friends with Misato would pay off. Kasumi knew exactly where to get such liquor as cheaply as possible.

As Ranma and Nabiki were getting food and drink, Kasumi checked her messages, and decided she needed to also plan for a wedding celebration as well.

It was so nice of Rei-chan to let her know Misato was married. It was just a shame she hadn't been invited to the wedding.