Naruto sat with his legs up on a desk. He was eating Oreo's and dunking them in milk. He
leaned in to look at a homework assignment he was suppose to be writing. As he leaned in,
his evil milk decided to eat his cookie. So the milk attacked poor Naruto. As the milk pulled
the cookie in, it splashed in Naruto's eyes so he couldn't see.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My cookie! No! Evil milk! You ate it!" Naruto
screamed at it. He went and got a paper towel and wipped all the milk off the table. "I shall
get my revenge!" He picked up the cup and drank all the milk. "HA!" He went and called
Sasuke. "Hello?" "Sasuke! The evil milk ate my cookie"
"I don't care..." "Hey, I'm not taking out my anger on you!" "But, I'm not..." "Yah, well, I'm
hanging up now!" "Okay..." Naruto hung up. Then he hit the talk button and Sasuke was still
on the line. "Okay, I'm done hanging up now." "Alright." So then they talked about other crap.
The End.
Caution: MILK IS EVIL! IT ATE MY COOKIE! IT MIGHT EAT YOURS! BEWARE!
Okay, I think this one's gonna turn out like "the lime song" for my inuyasha story. It's already sorta like it...but ya, enjoy