"Olie Wolie?" Hermione knocked on his apartment door.
"It's open," he called.
She opened the door and smiled.
He looked at her strangely.
She was wearing a three quarter length dress that was white with pink and red flowers.
Her hair was up in a kiddy half ponytail.
"Hi, err, Hermione," he said.
"Hi!" she giggled.
"Dinner is almost ready, so err, yea," he disappeared into the kitchen and she went upstairs into the bathroom.
She opened the mirror cabinet and removed all of his stuff, replacing it with tampons, maxi-pads, Bubbles Fizzy Whizzy Toothpaste and Foamy Woamy Smoothy Woothy Face shaving cream.
She put a toilet lid cover on that was bright pink with Lockhart's face on it.
She replaced his aqua blue toothbrush with a bright pink toothbrush with red bristles.
She removed his shampoo and put SILKY HAIRS: EXTRA BUBBLES ADDED! shampoo down instead.
She put a pink bath mat down and smiled, satisfied with her handy work.
"Dinner'll be ready in five!" Oliver yelled.
"Okay, honey!" she yelled back.
She went down to his bedroom and replaced the Quidditch Weekly magazines with Witch Weekly magazines.
Then she put pink stuffed animals on his bed.
"Are you ready?" he called.
"Uh-huh! The gangs' all here!" she yelled.
She ran downstairs and removed the 50 Cent CD with a CELINE DION CD.
He walked in and set lamb with carrots on the table along with two wine goblets and a bottle of red wine.
Hermione looked down at the meat and burst into tears.
"What's wrong?" asked Oliver.
"It's----just---so----beautiful…………" she said.
"So what's the problem?" asked Oliver.
"I don't eat-----meat! Take it away, please! It's so saddening!" she cried.
He quickly took it away.
"So where do you want to go? I mean, I wasn't planning this, see……..I got a Muggle TV and a friend of mine who is at the Quidditch game going on right now was recording it for me so I could watch it here with you………." He said.
"Hog's head inn," she said, "we could get drinks……." She said thoughtfully.
"O…..k…." he said.
She smiled and clapped.
"Come on then!" she said happily, standing up and pulling his hand.
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Hermione and Oliver were sitting at a table in the old pub Hog's Head Inn and Hermione said she had to go to the bathroom.
She really went into the backroom to call Lavender, who was watching the Quidditch game from the room of the hotel she lived at, what the scores were.
"Oh Herm, Bulgaria is beating Ireland by thirty points," Lavender said.
"Okay then. I'll call you in ten minutes for an update!" said Hermione and she quickly put away her cell phone then returned to her table.
Oliver looked at Hermione strangely.
"What? Do I have something on my face?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
"Then why are you staring at me as though I'm a wax doll in a museum?" she asked.
"I not," he said.
She raised an eyebrow and slowly said, "Ok…….."
Fifteen minutes later, Hermione told Oliver she wanted to head back to his place.
"Already? Well, alright," he said and they both Apperated back to his apartment.
Once they were in his apartment, she started kissing him fiercely.
She pushed him down on the couch and kissed him again.
"Does Princess Lulu want to come out and play?" she asked cheerfully.
"Lulu? PRINCESS Lulu?" he stood up.
"Why not Nimbus 5000 or Firebolt 3000?" he paced.
"Those aren't pretty names, though!" she whined.
"Erm………….It's late, maybe you should go?" he suggested, looking at the clock.
"Hmph! Okay, Olie Wolie, if you say so," she said.
With one last kiss, she apperated out and burst out laughing when she arrived at her apartment.
"Oh you little boy, you!" she sighed to herself.
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"It was going so well! Why'd she have to go and nickname my………my balls!?" asked Oliver, frustrated.
"Well, mate, I'd say Hermione working 24/7 has finally gotten to her……… She's obviously bonkers……….." Fred said.
George nodded in agreement.
"I'm going to make her fall in love with me till she finally breaks and crumbles and—"
"OLIVER!" Fred interrupted.
"What?" asked Oliver bitterly.
"Hermiones' owl is tapping at your window," said Fred.
"OH!" Oliver opened the window and read the letter aloud:
"Dear Olie Wolie, Wolie, Wolie, Wolie, Wolie Woo,
How are you? Are you okay? It's a bit chilly outside today! Are you sure you're okay?
Last night was wonderful, splendid and spectacular!
I loved it………….
It was just so………beautiful—" there were drops on the parchment, smearing the ink.
Tears, thought Oliver.
"And I can't wait to see you again!
Yours truly,
Hermione Granger"
"There are TEARS!" said Oliver.
"Say what?" George grabbed the parchment and looked disgusted.
"Eurgh! Why do girls get so friggin' emotional?" asked Fred.
"I don't know," answered Oliver looking out the window.
"Why do they?" Oliver wondered aloud.
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"YOU ARE SO EVIL!" laughed Parvati.
"Princess Lulu?" asked Lavender, giggling.
"What, not funny enough?" Hermione eyed Lavender.
Lavender squirmed under Hermiones' gaze.
"No, it's hilarious," said Lavender.
"I KNOW!" Hermione burst out laughing.
"You should have seen his face! Then he said Firebolt and Nimbus and crap like that!" said Hermione.
Parvati and Lavender laughed lightly and shook their heads.
"Oliver is going to break any day now," said Hermione.
"Are you sure?" asked Lavender uncomfortably.
"Yes, I'm surly sure!" said Hermione.
"Ok…………." Lavender said slowly.
"You worry too much," said Parvati to Lavender.
Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Time to plan the next 'attack'!" said Hermione.
The three girls giggled and continued to eat their hamburgers.
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"My first love You're every breath that I take You're every step I make
And I I want to share All my love with you Mmmmmmh And your eyes They tell me how much you care Oh, yes You will always be My endless love Yeah
Two hearts Two hearts that beat as one Our lives have just begun And forever I'll hold you close in my arms I can't resist your charms No no no no
And I I'd be a fool For you, I'm sure You know I don't mind No 'cause baby you You mean the world to me, oh I know, I've found in you My endless love
Do do, do dooo, do do do
Whooooa And love I'd be the fool For you, I'm sure That you know I don't mind Oh, yes You'd be the only one 'Cause no-one can't deny This love I have inside And I'll give it all to you My love (my love, my love) My endless love
Mmmmmh" – Mariah Carey, Endless Love.
R/R PLEASE!
"It's open," he called.
She opened the door and smiled.
He looked at her strangely.
She was wearing a three quarter length dress that was white with pink and red flowers.
Her hair was up in a kiddy half ponytail.
"Hi, err, Hermione," he said.
"Hi!" she giggled.
"Dinner is almost ready, so err, yea," he disappeared into the kitchen and she went upstairs into the bathroom.
She opened the mirror cabinet and removed all of his stuff, replacing it with tampons, maxi-pads, Bubbles Fizzy Whizzy Toothpaste and Foamy Woamy Smoothy Woothy Face shaving cream.
She put a toilet lid cover on that was bright pink with Lockhart's face on it.
She replaced his aqua blue toothbrush with a bright pink toothbrush with red bristles.
She removed his shampoo and put SILKY HAIRS: EXTRA BUBBLES ADDED! shampoo down instead.
She put a pink bath mat down and smiled, satisfied with her handy work.
"Dinner'll be ready in five!" Oliver yelled.
"Okay, honey!" she yelled back.
She went down to his bedroom and replaced the Quidditch Weekly magazines with Witch Weekly magazines.
Then she put pink stuffed animals on his bed.
"Are you ready?" he called.
"Uh-huh! The gangs' all here!" she yelled.
She ran downstairs and removed the 50 Cent CD with a CELINE DION CD.
He walked in and set lamb with carrots on the table along with two wine goblets and a bottle of red wine.
Hermione looked down at the meat and burst into tears.
"What's wrong?" asked Oliver.
"It's----just---so----beautiful…………" she said.
"So what's the problem?" asked Oliver.
"I don't eat-----meat! Take it away, please! It's so saddening!" she cried.
He quickly took it away.
"So where do you want to go? I mean, I wasn't planning this, see……..I got a Muggle TV and a friend of mine who is at the Quidditch game going on right now was recording it for me so I could watch it here with you………." He said.
"Hog's head inn," she said, "we could get drinks……." She said thoughtfully.
"O…..k…." he said.
She smiled and clapped.
"Come on then!" she said happily, standing up and pulling his hand.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Hermione and Oliver were sitting at a table in the old pub Hog's Head Inn and Hermione said she had to go to the bathroom.
She really went into the backroom to call Lavender, who was watching the Quidditch game from the room of the hotel she lived at, what the scores were.
"Oh Herm, Bulgaria is beating Ireland by thirty points," Lavender said.
"Okay then. I'll call you in ten minutes for an update!" said Hermione and she quickly put away her cell phone then returned to her table.
Oliver looked at Hermione strangely.
"What? Do I have something on my face?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
"Then why are you staring at me as though I'm a wax doll in a museum?" she asked.
"I not," he said.
She raised an eyebrow and slowly said, "Ok…….."
Fifteen minutes later, Hermione told Oliver she wanted to head back to his place.
"Already? Well, alright," he said and they both Apperated back to his apartment.
Once they were in his apartment, she started kissing him fiercely.
She pushed him down on the couch and kissed him again.
"Does Princess Lulu want to come out and play?" she asked cheerfully.
"Lulu? PRINCESS Lulu?" he stood up.
"Why not Nimbus 5000 or Firebolt 3000?" he paced.
"Those aren't pretty names, though!" she whined.
"Erm………….It's late, maybe you should go?" he suggested, looking at the clock.
"Hmph! Okay, Olie Wolie, if you say so," she said.
With one last kiss, she apperated out and burst out laughing when she arrived at her apartment.
"Oh you little boy, you!" she sighed to herself.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
"It was going so well! Why'd she have to go and nickname my………my balls!?" asked Oliver, frustrated.
"Well, mate, I'd say Hermione working 24/7 has finally gotten to her……… She's obviously bonkers……….." Fred said.
George nodded in agreement.
"I'm going to make her fall in love with me till she finally breaks and crumbles and—"
"OLIVER!" Fred interrupted.
"What?" asked Oliver bitterly.
"Hermiones' owl is tapping at your window," said Fred.
"OH!" Oliver opened the window and read the letter aloud:
"Dear Olie Wolie, Wolie, Wolie, Wolie, Wolie Woo,
How are you? Are you okay? It's a bit chilly outside today! Are you sure you're okay?
Last night was wonderful, splendid and spectacular!
I loved it………….
It was just so………beautiful—" there were drops on the parchment, smearing the ink.
Tears, thought Oliver.
"And I can't wait to see you again!
Yours truly,
Hermione Granger"
"There are TEARS!" said Oliver.
"Say what?" George grabbed the parchment and looked disgusted.
"Eurgh! Why do girls get so friggin' emotional?" asked Fred.
"I don't know," answered Oliver looking out the window.
"Why do they?" Oliver wondered aloud.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
"YOU ARE SO EVIL!" laughed Parvati.
"Princess Lulu?" asked Lavender, giggling.
"What, not funny enough?" Hermione eyed Lavender.
Lavender squirmed under Hermiones' gaze.
"No, it's hilarious," said Lavender.
"I KNOW!" Hermione burst out laughing.
"You should have seen his face! Then he said Firebolt and Nimbus and crap like that!" said Hermione.
Parvati and Lavender laughed lightly and shook their heads.
"Oliver is going to break any day now," said Hermione.
"Are you sure?" asked Lavender uncomfortably.
"Yes, I'm surly sure!" said Hermione.
"Ok…………." Lavender said slowly.
"You worry too much," said Parvati to Lavender.
Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Time to plan the next 'attack'!" said Hermione.
The three girls giggled and continued to eat their hamburgers.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
"My first love You're every breath that I take You're every step I make
And I I want to share All my love with you Mmmmmmh And your eyes They tell me how much you care Oh, yes You will always be My endless love Yeah
Two hearts Two hearts that beat as one Our lives have just begun And forever I'll hold you close in my arms I can't resist your charms No no no no
And I I'd be a fool For you, I'm sure You know I don't mind No 'cause baby you You mean the world to me, oh I know, I've found in you My endless love
Do do, do dooo, do do do
Whooooa And love I'd be the fool For you, I'm sure That you know I don't mind Oh, yes You'd be the only one 'Cause no-one can't deny This love I have inside And I'll give it all to you My love (my love, my love) My endless love
Mmmmmh" – Mariah Carey, Endless Love.
R/R PLEASE!