HOLY BAJEEBAS! Two reviewers (THANKS Starskysea and SakuraRibbons!) reminded me kindly that I forgot to add Rin and Kureno in the interviews! (shock horror, blushes, hides) So that's the whole point of this interview… what to ask… what to ask… hmmity… Here we go!

How did you come by the role of your character?

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Rin: …

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Kureno: Wait a moment; I'll be with you in a second. I think we're being spied upon…

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Rin: Is that all this is? An interview on my character?

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Kureno: Who? Oh, never mind. I don't think we are being spied on, but you never know.

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Rin: Greeeat. You feed me some cock and bull story about an important meeting, and you drag me in for an interview? Can't you people get the hint?

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Kureno: Okay now, what was the question again? Sorry, I'm a little distracted today.

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Rin: I wasn't available for the first interview for a reason. I'm seriously considering walking out of here right now. It's all so stupid.

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Kureno: Oh! My character? How did I come by the role? What sort of a question is that? Do you expect me to say 'oh, well, I almost walked right past it but something stopped me…' that makes absolutely no sense at all!

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Rin: (sighs heavily) But, fine! If it doesn't take more than five minutes I'll listen to you, I'm not guaranteeing any answers though.

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Kureno: If you rephrase it, however, I was notified of the part via phone and was told to come and audition… sorry, just a sec, my mobile's vibrating…

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Rin: So let's hurry this up. What was the question again? Oh… pfft… it was a complete mistake. I regret the day I walked into that audition room. And the day they called me back to say 'hey, you've got the part'. Ugh.

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Kureno: Okay, let's hurry this up. I've got to be out of here in fifteen minutes. Next question.

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What intrigues you about your character?

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Kureno: Nothing really, nothing at all. He's just a complete idiot with no personality at all.

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Rin: Didn't I just say…? Oh, never mind, you're too thick to get my gist anyways.

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Kureno: Although he's very good looking – credit to me, he's quite a boring part to play.

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Rin: 'My character intrigues me because she can take care of herself and doesn't care what anybody thinks of her'. Is that what you want me to say?

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Kureno: Oh geez, I'll be right back; I have to take this call. It's Akito… obsessive bitch…

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Rin: Cause I'm not going to take this seriously, you do realise this, right?

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Kureno: Back, hopefully… she never leaves me alone. Stupid cow.

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Rin: Next question, I'm thoroughly sick of this.

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How does your character stand in relation to others?

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Rin: I wasn't born yesterday. I know this is going to the press. Do you think I'm going to confer with you about my character's – and my - relationships?

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Kureno: Well, he actually has to pretend to like Akito. (scowls) That's hell, I can tell you that.

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Rin: Okay, let me be blunt: She hates everyone. Blunt enough for you?

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Kureno: Hopefully the director plans to kill her off soon. I can certainly help out if they need a hand.

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Rin: Take note: You're wasting my time; I haven't got time to waste. Anything else?

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Do you enjoy playing the part of your character?

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Rin: Whaddaya think?

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Kureno: Not particularly, no, he's so emotionally attached to that thing they call a 'God' that it's physically draining.

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Rin: One day you people will get the hint. Until then, I feel sorry for you.

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Kureno: The only thing we have in common is that we both want her dead.

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Rin: Ha! What a laugh. I'm sorry, I take that back. I really can't sympathise, it wasn't a part of my make up when I was created.

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Kureno: This has to be nearly it, right? Anything else?

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What do you think your character would want most in the world if they could have it?

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Rin: To rid the world of reporters and the press.

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Kureno: To be the brains behind a mass assassination upon the main Sohma household and its 'God'.

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Rin: I advise that you're out of my sight before I count to three.

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Kureno: I'll make sure Akito dies a very painful death.

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Rin: Ahh, stuff it. 3!